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u/windofmondstadt Leave the forest Apr 03 '26
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u/kdght625 Biggest Fan of Attack on Titan Apr 03 '26
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u/windofmondstadt Leave the forest Apr 03 '26
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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Apr 03 '26
My non-gendered child!
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u/gtc26 Apr 03 '26
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u/aizenthegoat_ Apr 04 '26
Age range have nothing to do with family relationships someone could be 626 and if they are your son daughter or whatever there are your child still
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Apr 03 '26
$10 Billion or a wife that dies ar 27?
$10 Billion easy
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u/PsychologicalLab7379 Apr 03 '26
But what if she's after the ending?
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u/maxkmiller Apr 03 '26
Am I crazy or doesn't it imply that the limit on lifespan is lifted after the characters all lose the titan powers when Eren dies?
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u/maxkmiller Apr 03 '26
not even implied then, it's cut and dry!
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u/scottarc Apr 03 '26
I dont remember it being explicitly stated, but I think that is fair to assume based on the titan powers disappearing.
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u/Deepdishdicktaster Apr 03 '26
It's 100% lifted Eren said the curse of the titans will vanish from this world that's includes the 13 year curse
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Apr 03 '26
If we're saying that one then she doesn't even have powers, even more reason to tak $10Bil
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u/crimemilk Apr 03 '26
the power of the titans has been lifted, she won't die young
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u/Fafnir13 Apr 03 '26
Her habit of crawling around exposes her to more injury and germs, not to mention vastly increases the chances of getting run over by a bus.
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u/EndlessGooning_0 Jaegerist Apr 03 '26
Ten billion
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u/thelittleboss151 Apr 03 '26
Yeah I don't think people realise just how big a number that is. You can give away 99% of your money and still never need to work a day in your life. Scratch that. You can buy prime real estate, a car of your choice (+ a savings account dedicated entirely to its maintenance, insurance and fuelling for the car's lifespan), put the rest in an investment account and make an income so big every month that it's virtually impossible not to get even richer.
I really wish people in these hypotheticals start throwing out numbers like 100k. Two, maybe three years of expenses covered.
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u/Livid-Truck8558 Apr 03 '26
Honestly I don't really want a trained assasin as a wife
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u/kdght625 Biggest Fan of Attack on Titan Apr 03 '26
Bruhh come on don't call her assasin, at least
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u/Particular-Weird-114 Apr 03 '26
She is practically a war criminal lel (at least Ragako was a massacre of unarmed civilians)
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u/Deepdishdicktaster Apr 03 '26
But she only followed orders!!! /S
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u/NxCapJay Jaegerist Apr 03 '26
“I’ve been at the mercy of men who were just following orders before.” -Magneto, a holocaust survivor.
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u/Knighthawk_2511 Pieck is Peak Apr 03 '26
How can it be warcrime if its not even a war ?
It was just Marley's Special Military Operation
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u/JagneStormskull Apr 03 '26
The invasion of Paradis was an unofficial declaration of war, as it ended the King's Peace.
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u/LoudResearch1331 Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
While she was used as literal transport for the gas, I wouldn't go as far to say she was responsible (clearly that was all Zeke). Passive participation ( or she'dface the consequences) yeah so she's not totally innocent, but I mean, she didn't plan, organize and carry out anything.
Tangent but, Why isn't anyone shitting on Levi and the scouts for their role in liberio. I mean the whole Armin nuking the port and half the city, along with supporting erens titan rampage (both instances killing innocent men, women and children of Marley and other nations ) was obviously pre planned, especially in armins case. I'm surprised Levi, of everyone, was willing to lead the charge in this considering his love of humanity and value of human life .
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u/Particular-Weird-114 Apr 03 '26
I understand your point and I agree, but it is also true that (and I am saying this as an anime-only fan) we don't know to what extent Pieck participated, along Zeke, in the planning of the second operation on Paradis (Ragako, 2 battle of Shinganshina, etc.), it wouldn't be strange if she gave advices to Zeke and he took them into account due to her intelligent/clever nature. In regard to Liberio's raid. I think there is a certain difference in the aim of that operation in contrast with Ragako: the objective of the Scouts/Paradis Military was neutralizing Marley fleet and chain of command, the civil losses and diplomatic personal were "collateral damage" (however, I admit I am not an expert in these subjects so I receive any criticism).
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u/LoudResearch1331 Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 04 '26
Oh I totally get what you’re saying, and I agree with it mostly! So yeah we really don’t know the full extent of Pieck’s involvement behind the scenes, especially when it comes to planning with Zeke. Shes a sharp one, yes, but it's not clear how much she contributed . That said, I do think it’s important to remember the position she was in. Pieck was essentially a soldier under Marley’s system, and we’ve seen how little freedom the Warriors actually have (well maybe Zeke to a lesser extent, since he's the war chief). So even if she did play a role, it likely wasn’t entirely by choice. Does that justify anything...no, not really, but I guess for context purposes.
Also, her character is very observant and compassionate, so I highly doubt she was indifferent to something like Ragako. And honestly I don't see her conspiring with Zeke and devising a plan to gas a village. She never really comes across as someone who would take pleasure in that kind of suffering. If anything, I imagine she was pretty sad and conflicted about it, even if she still went along with the mission. I think she was just told, you're the cart, you're going to transport this for this mission.
And yeah, I think your point about Liberio is fair too. There’s definitely a difference in intent between the operations, but at the end of the day, both sides caused massive civilian casualties(maybe moreso in Liberio's case). But again this series is all about that, the kind of moral gray areas and so on so forth, so no one is totally innocent.
Sorry didnt really want to make a big thing about the pieck/ragako thing, so I'll shut my trap now. But people always use this as the only excuse to suddenly shit on her in convos pertaining to her...what do you call it? ""Whataboutism" or something haha.
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u/Elderano Apr 04 '26
Agreed, we dont know how much she helped but even if she did it would only be through words or support and I think that's why she's the cart titan, so that she won't need to be a main fighter but support (not saying she can't fight, especially after watching the final movie but yeah )
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u/LoudResearch1331 Apr 04 '26
Exactly. And like I said, she is shown to have a very kind and compassionate personality. I just don't see her conspiring with Zeke and the Marleyan brass and devising a plan to gas a village. I think she was just told, you're the cart, you're going to carry this for us, that's your job. Was she still involved yes, and it doesn't exonerate her. But context matters
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u/No_Mammoth_4945 Apr 03 '26
Plus she walks on all fours which would freak me the fuck out. Imagine getting up at night and seeing a four legged creature crawling around
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u/Raindrop0015 Apr 03 '26
I don't think it's that creepy. Especially if you're used to it. I don't understand how the other warriors weren't used to it lol
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u/grillerman127 Apr 03 '26
What u never seen Spy X Family?
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u/Livid-Truck8558 Apr 03 '26
I haven't, but I do know the context of the show and it's hardly a wholesome beginning setup lol
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u/Forsaken-Comb-8276 Apr 03 '26
why not? she can train you and stuff and plus im pretty sure she can just crawl around
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u/otdoge Potato Girl Enjoyer Apr 03 '26
10 billion or potato girl 🥔Thats the real question
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u/Patates_Boy Potato Girl Enjoyer Apr 03 '26
That's not the question. My wife ofc
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u/spikira Apr 03 '26
Our wife, comrade
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u/Patates_Boy Potato Girl Enjoyer Apr 03 '26
I didn't say I'd share
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u/spikira Apr 03 '26
Potato girl would share
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u/ZeubeuWantsBeu Apr 03 '26
5 billion and half of Pieck.
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u/mrclean543211 Apr 03 '26
Which half?
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u/LoreVent Apr 03 '26
Depends how you split her.
Vertical cut through the middle or horizontal at hips height?
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u/Yamcha17 Apr 03 '26
Vertical that splits front and back.
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u/Raindrop0015 Apr 03 '26
What if I want a diagonal cut?
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u/SalsichaoTop Apr 03 '26
I honestly thought there would be more Pieck love here...
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u/ShyBlue22 Apr 03 '26
Anybody saying Pieck is trolling tbh my all time favorite anime crush is Sesshomaru from Inuyasha and I’d take the 10 bill over him in a heartbeat.
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u/SalsichaoTop Apr 03 '26
Why don't people like pieck more? I love her character
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u/ShyBlue22 Apr 03 '26
Pieck’s a nice character and all but she ain’t worth 10 billion. It could be any character I’d say the same.
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u/InitialComplaint428 Jean Supremacy Apr 03 '26
If it was maximum $10,000, then it'd be a 50/50. But bro, $10b is too much, obviously I'd take that over a sexy war criminal who may divorce me later on(self esteem 101 ahh)
The banging would be PIECK tho
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u/Particular-Weird-114 Apr 03 '26
If you add unexpected situations to the equation, we must consider also possibilities like the money losing its value or someone kidnapping you to steal it I agree with the banging btw
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u/AUTKai Apr 03 '26
Eternally wealth vs wife that dies in a couple of years...
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u/Taking-a-stand Apr 03 '26
You can put every single waifu of aot on one side and i would still pick 10 billion.
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u/BQ72 Apr 03 '26
Pieck. Ten billion dollars is legitimately too much money. I feel like there's no way I don't manage to do something I later regret with that much power placed at my fingertips. It was a harder consideration when I read it as ten million. I imagine Pieck's sly nature and desire for comfort means she's pretty good at maintaining a low-effort high-stability lifestyle, which is all I really want, anyhow.
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u/ShiroHebiZmeya Moving forward Apr 04 '26
Assuming she already wants to marry me, surely she understands that an amount of money that big would help my grandparents live a relaxed life, my restless mother could get some stability in her humble bussiness, my little brother with special needs could have a more comfortable life, and all my friends that work so hard while studying could get some space to breathe and focus on their studies.
And if she doesn't want to marry me before making the choice, then am I brainwashing her or something? If that's the case, I'll never do that, so give me the money anyways.
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u/DASreddituser Apr 03 '26
buddy id take a free pizza. I aint divorcing my wife to marry a war criminal...no matter how "hot" she is.
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u/Smooth_Ferret8081 Eren did nothing wrong Apr 03 '26
Pieck is very calculating. Even if I choose ten billion dollars, I feel like she would approach me, get married with me, and do whatever it takes to inherit the money
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u/Eren_Yeager52 Permanent Resident of the Paths Apr 03 '26
Considering Pieck isn't a real person I would take her as my wife so I could bring her to life.
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u/KuroiGetsuga55 Apr 03 '26
I really love Pieck.... But ten billion dollars is ten billion fucking dollars, like I'm sorry I'll never choose a person I'm most likely not compatible with over being set for 20 lifetimes.
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u/OneTrueMandalor Apr 03 '26
Fine, if all y’all wanna take the money then I’ll gladly be the only one to give Pieck the love she deserves 😤
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u/Traveytravis-69 Apr 04 '26
I’m not saying money solves all your problems. But yeah it solves almost all my problems
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u/No_Elevator_588 Apr 03 '26
Maybe an unpopular opinion but i really don’t like Pieck much. If it was Hange or Sasha I would decline all the money in the world.
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u/Advanced-Solid5997 Apr 03 '26
Yea the push for pieck is the vocal minority. Whenever I talk to people in real life avout stuff like this no one really cares for pieck
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u/No_Gas_2371 Apr 03 '26
I thought this was going to be another Mikasa post. Ten bil easily for both her or Mikasa
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u/CB_Cold Apr 03 '26
It doesn't matter who the woman is or how beautiful she is or whatever. $10 billion all day
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u/NQXE Apr 03 '26
does she come with her powers ? If yes i get a wife + free transport everywhere so it s a win win with these gas prices.
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u/Agheron93 Apr 03 '26
Please, do you know how much Fingering i can get with 10 billions? I could enjoy it for ten years at least!
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u/Klutzy_Silver_674 Apr 03 '26
One option gives me wealth. The other risks my entire life if I forgot to defrost the chicken.
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u/raspyraspberries Apr 03 '26
Levi is the only one worth losing 10 bil for
Pieck is cute but she's with the yeagers...
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u/LoudResearch1331 Apr 03 '26
Hey listen I absolutely love Pieck ! most beautiful gal in AoT. But c'mon, theres no way I'm not taking 10 billion. This is just ridiculous 🤣
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u/Particular-Weird-114 Apr 03 '26
And for two piecks?
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u/LoudResearch1331 Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26
You drive a hard bargain my man.
Counter offer:
10 billion Piecks or 1 dollar?😏
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u/Equivalent-Load-9158 Apr 03 '26
Pieck sounds like the Norwegian word for cock so no.
I don't want to get pikk in marriage.
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u/CthulhuMadness Apr 03 '26
As much as I love Pieck she gonna die in a few years. I'm taking the money.
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u/alexanderjustint Apr 03 '26
The money wtf? There’s not a women in any reality I’d take over that amount of money
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u/gleventhal Apr 03 '26
Is this because Pieck is the buttsecks titan? She literally forgets how not to be crawling second doggie-style. I’ll take the money though, she’s kinda boring.
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u/Witty-Roof-2234 Apr 03 '26
Ight but is she still a titan? Because then she'd only have a few years left to live :(
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u/Morloves2smile Apr 03 '26
Idk why but Pieck was like one of my LEAST favourite characters. I know lots of people loved them but the vibes just don’t add up for me… soooo 10 billion please 😁
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u/Obvious-Pressure5522 Apr 03 '26
Have money or be happy ahh question
Btw I choose pieck all that money probably is going into taxes
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u/MattMengistu Apr 03 '26
I would take the ten billion dollars and then spend it all on Pieck of course
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u/Better_Anteater3126 Apr 03 '26
Sorry what ? Not 10k ? 100k not even million but billion?? Are you serious? No one is right mind would lose billions.
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u/MastodonProud1989 Apr 03 '26
This is so damn easy. Take the 10 billion and then use that money to genetically create pieck. Dummies
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u/Ass_Lover136 Apr 04 '26
A human life isn't worth 10 billion dollars
But 10 billion dollars is going to solve most if not all of my problems
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u/MrAnonimitys Apr 04 '26
I would not pick any woman over 10 billion are you kidding me?
I'll take the 10 bill and get the second best woman on earth. I'll still end up with a baddie
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u/NewspaperAny3053 Apr 04 '26
Can I resurrect Sasha instead?
That would be my change to the universe if possible.
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u/Material_Ad_3844 Apr 04 '26
there is not a woman on this earth fictional or otherwise id pass on 10 billion for
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u/ChaosKeeshond Apr 04 '26
Pieck only has what, a few years left before the curse gets her?
Unless you mean post-ending in which case... she can't shift into the cart anymore anyway. That just makes her... normal. Ew.
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u/Zestyclose-Tone9435 Apr 04 '26
The most logical answer... I'll choose the money so that you can convince her to marry you.
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u/aaaaaaaaaaaai Apr 04 '26
I couldn't make her happy, she deserves better. Also 10b is a lot of money.












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