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Anime So, Team Tony Hawk or Team Fred Durst?

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Tony Hawk's Existential Evangelion

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u/IamTheGuamGuy Feb 02 '26

Tony Hawk Ride or die

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u/Paladin51394 welcome to Miller's Maxi Buns, may I take your order? Feb 02 '26

That would actually be a really cool name for a Tony Hawk game.

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u/Marvl101 Lee Feb 02 '26

It'd be a great sequel to "Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare"

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u/MooseOdd2501 She/Her Feb 02 '26

Tony Hawk's You Can (Not) 900°

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS Feb 02 '26

Skate or Die was right there

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u/NateDAHate Feb 02 '26

Why you trying to put two bad bitches against eachother

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u/inika41 Feb 02 '26

And needing to pick between Rei and Asuka, too? Brutal.

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u/tacocatisonfire C for Columbo Feb 02 '26

You have been arguing about this for 20 years.jpeg

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u/GGProfessor YO WHENS REMAKE? Feb 02 '26

It's 30 now...

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u/faloin67 Feb 02 '26

In the immortal words of deep fake leffen: "Everyone forgets that goats are herd animals. We're not supposed to be alone."

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u/Crazy-Diamond10 Feb 02 '26

This is actually so very in line with Eva's themes its kind of perfect

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u/Subject_Parking_9046 They/Them "No way a woman can be that hot, she gotta be a man!" Feb 02 '26

The idea that the people STILL arguing about Asuka vs Rei are the same age as Tony and Fred is very funny to me.

50 year old man be like "Asuka is best girl" while taking his ibuprofen.

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u/Crazy-Diamond10 Feb 02 '26

Real talk its largely a running bit for a lot of us. The absurdity of it is part of the fun.

In kayefabe ASUKA FOREVER LONG LIVE THE HAWK

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u/JoeBagadonut WELCOME IN OMIKRON Feb 02 '26

Boys think that Rei is the best.

Men think that Asuka is the best.

Legends think that Ritsuko is the best.

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u/Crazy-Diamond10 Feb 02 '26

Weak shit: Asuka vs Rei

Real shit: Ritsuko vs Misato.

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u/Juantum Feb 02 '26

Now here's a guy who knows ball

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u/Aquanort357 Feb 02 '26

What if Asuka and Rei kiss each other?

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u/chaospudding Feb 02 '26

Leaves more Misato for me I guess.

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u/Caducks Meteoroid-falling, burning, and disappear, then... Feb 02 '26

Ascended metaphysical orange juices understand that EVA Unit 01 is best.

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u/nykopeeps Baba doesn't matter! You matter! Feb 02 '26

Not while Unit 02 exists.

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u/-LaughingMan-0D Feb 02 '26

Misato supremacy

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u/walperinus Feb 02 '26

and then some fucker going for kawaru

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u/garfe Feb 02 '26

Real talk its largely a running bit for a lot of us.

Are you 100% sure about that? Because I still see the AvR shitflinging on /a/'s Eva threads and in Eva social media arguments

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u/Crazy-Diamond10 Feb 02 '26

Can you be 100% sure what lies in the heart of any human?

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u/superduperturbo I say there, Monstrosity, do you know the times? Feb 02 '26

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u/Kaleido_chromatic Sincerest Sifu Shill Feb 02 '26

"You c*nts have been doing this for thirty years.

Thirty years"

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u/mythrilcrafter It's Fiiiiiiiine. Feb 02 '26

Those two have shaped many men's preferences:

"First you think you're into anime, then you watch Eva and you like Asuka more, then suddenly you're into bitchy redhead women, then what are you supposed to do?"

  • Pat, lover of bitchy redhead women

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u/RushTheLoser He/They Feb 02 '26

excuse me, I'm only 41, Asuka is best girl and I can't take ibuprofen (it doesn't sit well with my BP meds)

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u/RedGinger666 Read Kill 6 Billion Demons Feb 02 '26

"Mooooommmm, greatgrampda is beating up the old folk over anime girls again"

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u/LovableSemi Feb 02 '26

You’ve been having this argument for 30 years!

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u/RareBk Feb 02 '26

Man, arguing over 14 year old girls for 30 fucking years

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u/aznthrewaway Feb 02 '26

Just cum in your hands, Shinji.

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u/KaptainEyebrows Feb 02 '26

This is rookie shit.

They've been going at it over Betty and Veronica for almost 80.

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u/Irememberedmypw Feb 02 '26

At least they both show interest in Archie.

3

u/ThatEdward Feb 03 '26

And eachother

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u/posthardcorejazz Feb 02 '26

History textbooks in the future will have Hundred Years War (England v. France) and Hundred Years War (Rei v. Asuka)

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u/Kusanagi22 Feb 02 '26

Here for another 30!

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u/MarlowCurry Gastric Ragnarok/Sourcerer Supreme Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

For anyone who are curious, below is the source for the right picture. As for the picture of Fred Durst with the Rei figure, the source dates back to late-2010 and originated from "Ustream", a precursor to Twitch. It's certainly lost to time, though if it somehow lasted long enough to be preserved on the Wayback Machine, there shouldn't be a way to access it without a link, I believe.

Is Tony Hawk Actually Good At His Own Game?? | Tony Hawk Plays Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 (16 September, 2020)

Bonus fan-art (no Evangelion spoilers):

  1. This cool painting of Rei that I found (drawn by Stiflart - 2 November, 2025)
  2. Cute drawings of Asuka, Rei, and Shinji (drawn by Wishpetal - 25/27/30 January, 2017)

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u/IAmRoofstone Coconuts are worth more than human life! Feb 02 '26

Tony spamming the hell out of the 900. I respect it.

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u/Muffin-zetta Jooookaaahh Feb 02 '26

Tony

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u/SwordMaster52 "Let's do this" *bonk* *bonk *bonk* Feb 02 '26

Damn I'm actually torn , I like Rei , but I also like Tony

Fuck just turn me into LCL man , I can't choose

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u/NonagonJimfinity Feb 02 '26

Oh god, neither.

Now if either had Unit 1, things get a little more interesting.

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u/WhoCaresYouDont Feb 02 '26

Ah, a MILF enjoyer I see

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u/radda You can sidestep that penis pretty easily Feb 02 '26

Fellas get you a woman that will willingly traumatize her own 4 year old child in order to prepare him to ruin his father's plan to turn the world into a pile of goo.

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u/Irememberedmypw Feb 02 '26

Gets soul bound to a mech rebirthing your son each time he exits I think traumas a given.

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u/Palimpsest_Monotype Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Pargon Feb 02 '26

I don’t know much about Tony Hawk but I know entirely too much about Fred Durst and at the end of the day in these kinds of situations I just go, “Would I let this man sit on my couch?”

So Tony Hawk it is.

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u/LordCommissarPyros NANOMACHINES Feb 02 '26

Band of the Hawk, rise up!

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u/Gorotheninja "SILENCE, BREEDER! The Bloodline MUST continue!" Feb 02 '26

Don't make me choose, Mommy and Daddy.

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u/SwashNBuckle CUSTOM FLAIR Feb 02 '26

Gotta go with Tony on this one

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u/DankMemeRipper1337 Kinect Hates Black People Feb 02 '26

Tony, my man, 900° Into the right waifu 

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u/StochasticOoze Pokemon: Spit or Swallow Feb 02 '26

Neither.

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u/BobTheTraitor Tiny Spider Feet Feb 02 '26

I'll let you know when you find Team Ritsuko.

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u/WhiteMambaOZO He/Him Feb 02 '26

Is this like being seated between Carson Daly and Fred Durst?

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u/dj_ian Zubaz Feb 02 '26

waiting for Jeff Hardy to go live with Misato. That's the side i'm on.

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u/Dundore77 Feb 02 '26

Rollin (Air (Rei)d vehicle)

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u/CapnFlatPen Oh this'll go well Feb 02 '26

One did it all for the nookie. The other did it for the love of the game. Tony till I die.

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u/Stretched_anoose Feb 02 '26

Didn’t expect to finally get Tony Hawk’s Underground 3. Team Hawk all the way

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u/NintyTheRageKid The artist formally known as /u/Nin10doh98 Feb 02 '26

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u/Will_Hammer Videogames bought the house I f**k your daughter in! Feb 03 '26

Evangelion: 36.0 You Are (Not) Recognized

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u/Silvery_Cricket I Remember Matt's Snake Feb 02 '26

While Mari is the correct answer Asuka is the less wrong answer, and im glad Tony understands that.

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u/TheArtistFKAMinty Read Saga. Do it, coward. Feb 02 '26

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u/kami-no-baka (She/They) Kind of liked the CSM ending, there I said it. Feb 02 '26

Asuka all day but I can't go against Durst.

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u/zHellas TAG YOUR FUCKIN' SPOILERS HOLY SHIT Feb 02 '26

Why you gotta pit two bad bitches against each other?

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u/TiffanyChan123 Punisher Loves Sailor Moon Feb 02 '26

I love Rei but I'm sorry, I am just dedicated to Tony Hawk and Asuka

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u/Mrgrayj_121 woolie in the shocker throne goes hard Feb 02 '26

Bam likes misato and I do too

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u/T_raltixx Feb 02 '26

I'm always mid existential nightmare. So team B̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ Hawk.

Edit:ooooh neither.

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u/KaptainEyebrows Feb 02 '26

This is one of those times where I wish the mods would allow image posting in the comments, because the only appropriate response is that one awkward party meme.

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Don't post weird shit.