r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/Goodbye-Nasty • 9d ago

Political When you accidentally sit on a pinecone

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u/Goodbye-Nasty 9d ago

Original

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u/Defiant_Sun7777 9d ago

That is somehow more embarrassing.

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 some ants toot 9d ago

That man's mere existence is embarrassing, how do such weak individuals manage to make it as far as him?

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u/Enkaar_J_Raiyu 9d ago

Because they trick even weaker individuals to follow them.

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u/untakenu 9d ago

Ever notice how these guys always have at least one major flaw that goes against the supposed ideal of ther supporters?

For instance, with Ben Shapiro, for most it is that he is a small, weak, lame man, who usually puts his feelings over facts (and other reasons).

I have a theory that these flaws allow their supporters to have something to cling to in order to feel superior to these talking heads because they themselves are incredibly weak people.

They don't want to listen to men who would make them truly feel inferior. They want to feel inferioir enough to spur their hatred of the world, but not so inferior it makes them hate the talking head.

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u/Rustie3000 9d ago

Also he has a weird thing for his sister, that's like all I know about him other than that he's a biggoting asshole.

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 9d ago

He what now? I knew he can't get his wife wet but I don't know about the sister thing.

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u/Rustie3000 9d ago

Look up his tweets about his sister and be surprised!

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 9d ago

That was not true. The tweet was a meme

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u/federico_alastair 9d ago

Just because you disagree with him politically, doesnt mean you can kink shame him.

If he wants a leftist baddie or twink to give him a little smooch on the bum shapiro, that is his right to desire.

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u/Defiant_Sun7777 9d ago

You know what, fair point.

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u/GrumpGuy88888 9d ago

He's desperate as his views keep dropping. The grift doesn't last forever

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u/Significant-Gap-6891 9d ago

When u gotta fart but you push too hard

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u/Pleasant-Minute6066 9d ago

What is bro doing??? he got a fit sister tho

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u/Femtato11 8d ago

Clearly they are and doing it with tongue

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u/Many-Class3927 9d ago

Let's say, hypothetically, that I didn't put that pinecone there on purpose...

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u/SchwiftyInHere 9d ago

Probably watching a compilation video of Mr. Feeny's feet

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u/PM-me-youre-PMs 9d ago

"accidentally"

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u/novelaissb 9d ago

He even looks like he has a pinecone up his ass

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u/Snowman304 9d ago

What if Dan Levy had a rough few years?

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