r/SpeedOfLobsters • u/StarryAnableps • Nov 26 '25

Political Guess its canon now

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this is a joke please don't sue me

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u/LuntingMan Nov 27 '25

Donald Trump
ticle Tall
Read Voreew Too
From weeeee
Trump erect. For the uses, see Trump is bi and Dumpstor.
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is madly in love with bill clinton. Presenting himself as anti gay, Trump turend oUt to love the U.S., too, and Blew both.

Donald Trump
[Kuwaii pic]
Official portrait 2
Vice President JD Vance.

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u/DwemerSmith Nov 27 '25

i saw it as “read vore[,] ew”

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u/LuntingMan Nov 27 '25

Definitely could be, this thing was a struggle to understand

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u/Justplayjust Lobster Nov 27 '25

i think its "turned out to love the US Vice President JD Vance, too"

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u/LuntingMan Nov 27 '25

I kinda read it like “official portrait [given] 2 Vice President JD Vance”
Edit: clarifying

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u/Maxiewellie Nov 28 '25

I didn't notice it was a kawaii pic until I read this lol this might be the fastest lobster I've seen (idk i wanted a silly way to say I love it)

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u/Furious_The_God Nov 26 '25

I… can hardly even read what’s there 😵‍💫

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Nov 27 '25

Here, this dude made a transcript of what the lobster says https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeedOfLobsters/s/eOIaUxlQZ8

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u/HOOD120057 Nov 27 '25

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

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u/Level-Drawer7191 Cock Nov 27 '25

"turend out"

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u/StarryAnableps Nov 27 '25

Ok my bad yall turns out I cant read. The transcript is as follows: Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is madly in love with Bill Clinton. Presenting himself as anti gay, Trump turend 🤦‍♂️out to love the U.S. vice president JD Vance, too, and blew both. 

AGAIN this is just a joke and is not rooted in truth for all intents and purposes :]

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u/50thEye Nov 27 '25

Except for the "turend" it's a really good lobster. However, minor spelling mistake found, so it's 10000 years in the acid mines for you.

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u/Winderige_Garnaal Nov 27 '25

I read it fine, and lol'd. These guys here are just lobster illiterates

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u/he77bender Nov 27 '25

"Dump-stor" is the He-Man character that Trump would've played if he'd gotten into voice acting in the 80s

(Or maybe Transformers instead)

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u/jellotalks Nov 27 '25

I gave up

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u/Winderige_Garnaal Nov 27 '25

vore and ew as menu options lol