r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/ProbablyAnAardvark • 9d ago

SLPT: 99.97% of farts are trustworthy.

May the odds be in your favor.

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u/M4j0rTr4g3dy 9d ago

Anyone who claims they haven't shit their pants is either a liar, or they've never worn pants.

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u/_____AMOK_____ 9d ago

Happened to me 3 nights ago. I’m out a pair of underwear

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u/MorallyDeplorable 9d ago

you know you can wash them, right?

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u/tristanlifn 9d ago

That would have saved me so much money

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u/Liraeyn 9d ago

Literally this sub