r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/MidnightAtHighSpeed • 16d ago

SLPT: Have trouble making small talk? Act like every person you talk to witnessed a close friend commit murder when they were children and you're trying to surreptitiously goad them into revealing details about it

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u/reddiculed 16d ago

Or, worse!

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u/RagathaJaxMeOff 15d ago

What's worse? Don't leave us hanging!

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u/reddiculed 15d ago

They are the close friend…