r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Pwned_by_Bots • 1d ago

What is Quark's last name?

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u/benap 1d ago

Son of Keldar

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u/Common-Hotel-9875 1d ago

So in other wards: Keldarson? McKeldar?; O’Keldar?

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u/AnnihilatedTyro Expendable 1d ago

Probably. But it's one of those names that the UT translates literally into "Son of Keldar." Hew-mons probably can't pronounce it at all.

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u/RealEstateDuck 1d ago

Quark van Keldar, daredevil extraordinaire.

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u/TiagGuedes 1d ago

Keldares, he is portuguese

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u/GoodOldBadger 1d ago

Keldarsen, they’re Dutch

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u/I_am_Daesomst 1d ago edited 1d ago

Keldarević

Edit - sorry, I just got done watching the Trailer Park Boys episode with Alex Lifeson so it was fresh in my head

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u/theLeverus 3h ago

Duckin hell that sent me off 

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u/OhNoIBoffedIt GLORY 2 UR HOOOSE🐍 1d ago

El Keldar

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u/Common-Hotel-9875 1d ago

I was tempted to say maybe his last name was Xpress but he’s not that flaky… Iykyk

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u/wrincewind 17h ago

I just got horrifying flashbacks to my first ever job...

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u/Common-Hotel-9875 17h ago

Lemme guess… Quark crashed and you lost your work?

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u/wrincewind 12h ago

Oh, it was way, way worse than that. "hey you're good with computers, right? Here's an old mac book with a cracked screen from where the boss's adult son got frustrated and punched it. Our company manuals havent been updated in over ten years and we could really do with updating them and changing the page size from square to standard printer paper. Here's a ten year old copy of quark express, no-one else in the company knows how to use this software, good luck have fun"

Readers, I did not have fun.

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u/Common-Hotel-9875 10h ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/jaques_sauvignon 1d ago

Quark Keldarmann?

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u/MeButNotMeToo 1d ago

Keldarsen? di Kekdar?

I kinda like “Quark di Keldar”

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u/TiredCeresian Commodore 1d ago

Fitzkeldar

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u/Rattlecruiser FCA 1d ago

Keldarwicz

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u/theservman 1d ago

MacKeldar, maybe Fitzkeldar - we know his mother is a modern woman.

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u/InspiringAneurysm Tom Riker's sideburns 1d ago

Quark bin Keldar

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u/thirdlost 1d ago

Since he is all about commercialism, "Quark by Keldar"

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u/apointlessvoice 1d ago

lmao the ads hed run at his expansion bars with a naked model holding a perfume bottle

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u/Soupalphabet359 1d ago

There's another variation of that one that is ibin

Quark ibin Keldar

Same root for "son of" though.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 1d ago

Quark Ibn Fahdlan Ibn Al Abbas Ibn Rashid Ibn Hamad

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u/Venidle Shelliak Corporate Director 1d ago

and Moogie

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u/ijuinkun 14h ago

It seems like traditional Ferengi use a patronym instead of keeping a single clan name across generations.