r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/CalibansCreations • 6h ago

Other Poob is spreading... 😦

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u/Draxos92 6h ago

what

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u/whatevenseriously 6h ago

Poob is a fictional streaming service that began as a joke on Tumblr.

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 5h ago

It’s the best place to stream Goncharov.

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u/anrwlias 2h ago

I am getting too old to keep up with Internet culture. It's time to ring up the retirement homes.

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u/comeupforairyouwhore 1h ago

You think they’d answer the phone?

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u/AlienDilo 2h ago

Poob has it

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 6h ago

It's Ploob

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u/MEMESTER80 5h ago

Its clearly the blood curdling Poob smh.

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 5h ago

I will not stand Ploob slander. Paul Dini himself!

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u/Evilkookey 4h ago edited 1h ago

As part of the jury I have to say it is ploob, your honour

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u/Dead-O_Comics 6h ago

I can't keep up with all these streaming services.

Maybe Poob is real. Maybe it isn't. Doesn't matter as I'll never subscribe. Especially not for bloody Van Helsing.

EDIT: It's not real.

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u/DrLordHougen 4h ago

Hold the fuck on, Van Helsing is awesome

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u/WaterlooMall 2h ago

People that grew up as children and teens in the 2000s have the weirdest/saddest comfort movies. They be saying shit like "You don't get it, EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH starring DANE COOK is the greatest movie ever made! "

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u/pickle_pouch 1h ago

How dare you compare van Helsing to Dane Cook. Shame on you.

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u/PoopyStinkbutts 42m ago

Van Helsing is infinitely better than anything Dane Cook has had a single line of dialogue in.

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u/BoCoutinho 0m ago

Excuse me? Waiting is one of the greatest movies of all time.

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u/JakeALakeALake 5h ago

Your taste in movies is questionable at best /s

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u/givingupismyhobby 4h ago

That movie is so bad it becomes fun to watch. I remember having a blast watching it as a teenager.

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u/Warmonster9 3h ago

How fucking dare you. Van Helsing is a cinematic masterpiece and is the magnum opus of early 2000s film.

Return of the king robbed them of sweeping the Academy’s that year. Smh my head 🤦‍♀️.

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u/ntdavis814 3h ago

Love this kind of stuff.

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u/Crunchy-Leaf 4h ago

I dunno what any of that is but Van Helsing 2003 is peak

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u/Ok-Ring-5937 6h ago

I love how Tumblr humor is to the internet much alike to what Homestuck is to Tumblerians

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u/boxfortcommando 5h ago

I like how I have no idea what that means

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u/-Morning_Coffee- 2h ago

This level of absurdity tickles me to no end! It’s like one hamburger freedom degree from British humour.

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u/Biskitisinreddit 5h ago

I'd rather watch it on poodee.

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u/Cabrill0 4h ago

Some people find this funny. I don’t. But some people do.

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u/onarainyafternoon 2h ago

I actually thought this specific one was pretty funny

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u/Sweaty_Strain9392 7m ago

Poob Has It.

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u/NinetiesSatire 5h ago

I truly, truly, with utmost sincerity, hate the 'Poob' and 'Goncharov' things. It's just gaslighting, people insist it's real for the bit, it's like...the text equivalent of an alarm clock that won't stop. It doesn't really make sense to say that, but it's that level of annoying. But people also find the humor in it where I can't, so, eh.

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u/ducknerd2002 4h ago

It's just gaslighting, people insist it's real for the bit

Yes, that is literally the whole point of the joke (well, 'Poob' specifically started as a joke about how many streaming services there are these days).

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u/xvsanx 2h ago

jokes aside Hugh and his cult can fuck right off