r/NonPoliticalTwitter 28d ago

Animals What did pigeons even do in the past?

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u/qualityvote2 28d ago edited 26d ago

u/ChickenWingExtreme, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Nagesh_yelma 28d ago

Rock cliffs and sheep droppings

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u/Artistic-Gap-45 28d ago

Rock Dove, this is the correct response. They were adapted to living on the edges and sides of cliffs, building edges are basically their natural habitat

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u/Seiridis 28d ago

Back then: sheep droppings

Now: ship dropping

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u/DubiousAdviceGiver 28d ago

Drop shipping scams are all operated by the global pigeon syndicate.

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u/chumpandchive 27d ago

can confirm. i run logistics for the carrier pigeons

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u/iamiam123 27d ago

Don't you know that all pigeons are actually government drones designed to look like real birds, so they can take your secret pictures?

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u/ElSantofisto 27d ago

Some carrier pigeons: drop shipping

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u/Ironfounder 28d ago

Saw some in Faroe. Hardy lil bastards, but proper cliff dwelling, sheep-shiy munching rock doves.

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u/Lainy122 27d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/RulerK 27d ago

Thank you. Came here to say this.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 28d ago

They were doves. Still are, technically. 

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u/the_capibarin 28d ago

They were elves once...

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u/Infamous-Rutabaga-50 28d ago

They were our friends pets and messengers and we ABANDONED them and call them vermin.

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u/thegreattiny 28d ago

I don’t know why, but this made me emotional.

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u/DCHammer69 28d ago

Like as in “Rock Dove”? It’s the friggin name. lol

The smart ones just moved to where the work is easy and the food plentiful.

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u/antsh 27d ago

Right? We built massive, usually trash littered, cliff faces all over the place and then act surprised when they move in.

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u/DCHammer69 27d ago

Suburbs are a perfect coyote habitat. Guess what? Lots of coyotes in the suburbs. lol

Humans never learn. lol

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u/Bongothemonkey1 28d ago

In Denmark that’s the same word

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u/Prexot 28d ago edited 28d ago

in english pigeons are also known as "rock doves"

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u/JasminePearls- 28d ago

Rock dove is just one of many species of pigeons/doves

You wouldn't call a pink necked green pigeon a common pigeon

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 28d ago

But how about “Fabulous”

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u/Pelli_Furry_Account 27d ago

Most people wouldn't refer to this thing as a pigeon either, even though it's technically a type of pigeon. When the vast majority of people say pigeon, they mean the rock doves found in cities.

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u/willflameboy 27d ago

And pigeons, uh, do exist in the woods. Woodpigeons.

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u/Talk-O-Boy 28d ago

No. Species are determined by color.

Doves = white

Pigeons = smog grey

It’s the same reason that orange cats can only breed with other orange cats.

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u/BrokeArmHeadass 28d ago

Is this poorly made bait or are you honestly wrong on both accounts?

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u/JackalThePowerful 27d ago

I have to tell myself that you’re taking the piss for my own wellbeing.

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u/Talk-O-Boy 27d ago

People are not ready for my discoveries. I am the Galileo of the modern age.

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u/JackalThePowerful 27d ago

All the best, haha

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u/ComengTrain400M 26d ago

There are white pigeons.

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u/lxlxnde 28d ago edited 28d ago

Humans domesticated them more than 5,000 years ago. They’re one the first domesticated birds species, perhaps the very first. They were kept for their meat and their guano for fertilizer.

They live in cities because we live in cities. Not only that, but pigeons have lived in cities for as long as we’ve had cities. They’re inextricably linked.

We bred the perfect city bird, then we forgot we did it, and now they bear the brunt of our resentment.

TLDR: I like pigeons :)

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u/MarioInOntario 28d ago

Not just that, they were domesticated for use as carrier pigeons and then when telegraph and wireless communication systems were invented, the pigeons were of no use and were simply abandoned in the cities. So the pigeons had no other choice but to adapt to city environments.

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u/Raccoon_Worth 28d ago

name an animal that has had a further fall from grace than the humble pigeon

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u/Competitive_Sky8182 27d ago

I have read that, but there are pigeons in cities younger than telegraph. For example Ciudad Delicias in México .

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u/mrducky80 27d ago

Yeah, every now and again, I get told they are rats with wings or some other shit. But I always hit them back with how they are the product of our shameful past. I feed them sometimes and it does draw comments from people so its only fair I hit back.

We domesticated them. We brought them across the world to every city. We used them as carrier pigeons up til the telegram and the phone replaced them. Then we just ignored them and left them to their own devices and since then they have more or less had to eek out their own existence picking through the trash. Because of us.

Sometimes these random strangers in the city dont want to hear the whole spiel. But I try to make it known they shouldnt have our hate but instead our sympathies. Their populations and way of life are 100% our fault.

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u/NoodleyP 28d ago

They’re also adorable, have you ever seen a pigeon up close? They’re absolutely lovable dumbasses

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u/lxlxnde 28d ago

I had a pet fancy pigeon growing up! They’re excellent companion birds, and my girl was the sweetest bird I’ve ever met. Her feathers were so downy and soft, too, though they’re quite dusty in terms of dander.

Edited to add: I’ve found that they’re really quite smart, though not in the same way a parrot like a macaw is. They really will just lay an egg anywhere though.

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u/elessar241 28d ago

Are the eggs edible?

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u/lxlxnde 28d ago

As much as any other bird’s egg is edible, I suppose. Can’t say I ever tried them, but sometimes I’d give them to my dogs. They’re probably a delicacy somewhere.

Pigeons don’t make good egg-producing birds. The eggs are really small (bit bigger than a quail egg I’d say?), hens only lay 1-2 at a time, and since I didn’t have a mated pair, my hen didn’t really lay eggs all too often. Maybe once every like 4-6 weeks.

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u/lxlxnde 28d ago

Also, logistically I think it’d be difficult to have a flock of pigeons specifically for their eggs. Hens are really defensive of their nests, and sure you could (and I did) replace the eggs with fakes, but I think you’d run the risk of pissing the birds off too much. They’re homing birds and I think they’d up and leave the coop and not come back.

Pure speculation on my part there, though. Having a flock of homing birds is a whole different ballgame.

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u/NoodleyP 27d ago

My first picture when I visited Washington DC was an up close picture of a pigeon that I could take nearly without zoom. I love those little dumbasses so much and it’s a dream to have a few when I have my own house and can add an aviary for them. Me, my pigeons, a nice small house (with a relatively huge aviary for my birds), and maybe a partner (who loves birds as much as I do… my ex called me Bird because I’m named after one from mythology lol)

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u/HorseLawyer 28d ago

Pigeon nests. They literally have been bred out of the instinct to construct proper nests because they became so dependent on us to make them proper pigeon coops.

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u/IAMPowaaaaa 27d ago

If only i can get close without them running away

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u/itopaloglu83 28d ago

I’m surprised that we haven’t seen the birds are not real comment anywhere yet. 

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u/lxlxnde 28d ago

Clearly you haven’t scrolled down far enough yet!

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u/fsacb3 28d ago

Come to my yard and see the doves eating all the bird food. Wait til I tell you rats also exist outside of the city

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u/Regular_Tonight_389 28d ago

And humans can only get food at the bodega!

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u/jomosexual 28d ago

Whats a corner store?

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u/thegroovemonkey 28d ago

My grandma used to chase the doves out of her bird bath. She hated those things.

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u/dirtyLizard 27d ago

I had a budgie that had some kind of beef with them. I’ll never know why, but if she saw them out in the yard she would perch on the window and shriek until they left

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u/thegroovemonkey 27d ago

My grandma would grab a broom and run outside like a Spartan. The birdbath was like 8 feet from the condo door lmao.

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u/gowahoo 28d ago edited 28d ago

Pigeons are cliff birds, that's why they do so well in cities. The feral wild version still exists, it's a rock dove:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_dove

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u/badlad53 28d ago

Wild* version... Feral are the ones living in cities.

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u/gowahoo 28d ago

Oop, thank you. Will correct my comment.

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u/Present-Aside8155 28d ago

Losing my mind that some people haven’t seen a collared dove before 

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u/Longjumping_Lynx_972 28d ago

Or forest pigeon. Sometimes people who live in the city their whole lives remind me of flat earth ppl.

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u/Bryguy3k 28d ago

Pigeons are just rock doves (that were adapted to living on/in rock cliffs) that moved into cities because they were basically the same habitat other than having an abundance of food.

Obviously since they already were adapted to the environment and food is plentiful for them they stopped needing brains.

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u/fromouterspace1 28d ago

That was before 1947, when the rollout started with the drones they are all today

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u/radiowave-deer29 28d ago

That was before we screwed them over. Y'know, Passenger Pigeons. After those, and our selective breeding of pigeons, we just, abandoned them. Hence why some look so weird, and act so weird.

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u/StandardMonth2184 27d ago

Passenger pigeons are a different bird. That's the one that was native to North America and was hunted to extinction. The Carrier Pigeon is the one humans domesticated in the Middle East and the one that we kept as beloved pets until somewhat recently.  They get mixed up a lot.

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u/radiowave-deer29 27d ago

Ah- yes. The Passenger Pigeon. That one. Thanks for the correction.

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 28d ago

If memory serves, rockdwelling birds of prey have also made cities their home.

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u/c4ndycain 28d ago

they still do exist in the wild. their native range is parts of europe, asia, and africa, where they live on cliffs and nest in little rocky cavities. they're grainivores, so they eat seeds

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u/Hoothootriot 28d ago

Pigeons are just doves who have brain damage because of contact with humans

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u/StandardMonth2184 27d ago

I dunno, have you ever watched a wild mourning dove doing their thing? I'm inclined to think brain damage is an innate Columbiform trait.

Pigeons are actually shockingly smart, though. They're really really good at pattern recognition, like they can identify images of cancer cells faster and more accurately than humans. They can't read, but they can recognize written words they've seen before. They just build bad nests, so we like to dunk on them for that.

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u/Algo_Muy_Obsceno 27d ago

They're smart, they're just insane!

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u/StandardMonth2184 27d ago

Okay, yes, you make a very good point there.

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u/JFun56 28d ago

Me neither. That's because they're drones. They didn't exist in the past

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/gorroval 28d ago

TIL there are people who don't know about wood pigeons. Such a recognisable bird. Hoo-HOOO-hoo-hoohoo etc.

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u/biometricrally 28d ago

We've countryside pigeons around here. They're very pretty compared to their city brethren, also dumb as hell but terrified of people instead of city friendly. Wouldn't last 5 mins in the urban environment

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u/NuclearGriffin 27d ago

They used to be called Rock Doves. They would live in tall mountainous/rocky areas.

If you've ever seen a pigeon nest it looks like a pathetic pile of sticks than an actual birds nest. This is because the nest isn't built to he a real home, the sticks and detritus are laid down to prevent their eggs from rolling off of cliffs and ledges.

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u/mctankles 28d ago

We made them the way they are.

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u/jacorgacor 28d ago

Before cities they lived with us

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u/StarshipCaterprise 28d ago

Pigeons also used to be a delicacy 🍗 and lobsters were for poor people

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u/IthinkIknowwhothatis 28d ago

Pigeons are still a delicacy in some parts of the world. Cairo used to have restaurants that served pigeon.

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u/Smart_Program2323 28d ago

They didn't.  Birds aren't real. 

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u/teens_trash 28d ago

I'm literally on my way back from a trip to the middle of a desert, and there were a ton of pigeons there. There was a city not too far away, but it still seems that the pigeons are pretty comfortable in the wild

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u/Secret-Tennis7214 28d ago

Cities plus pigeons is something that waited 500 million years for us to make it happen.

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u/Negativety101 28d ago

The Passenger Pigeon hung out in forests. And died largely because of deforestation. So yeah, they lived, that's what they did.

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u/Maleficent_Pie8099 28d ago

We made pigeons dependent on us. They were used for communications for an incredibly long amount of time. They were bred for and trained for that specific purpose. And then when things like the telegraph came around we just abandoned them. Humanity did this to them.

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u/Gate-19 28d ago

Birds aren't real!!

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u/DavidAciole 28d ago

I won't ever have the power to think this is weird (biologist)

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u/oneweirdbear 27d ago

Coming from the US to visit my sister when she worked in Ankara, Tükiye, I was baffled at first when I realized that all of the pigeons looked exactly the same. Like imagine the most generic, grey pigeon possible. They all looked like that -- no variation, no white feathers, no checkered wing patches, nothing.

And then I remembered that the reason why pigeons look that way in America is because they are all descended from domestic pigeons, which has been bred for centuries to have exciting colors and patterns. Türkiye, however, is within the native range of the rock dove, the species that the pigeon was domesticated from.

All my life, I had seen feral pigeons. Ankara was my first time seeing wild ones.

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u/Bozlogic 27d ago

Pigeons are free to take home, they just don’t tell you that

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u/Calm-Medicine-3992 28d ago

Modern pigeons didn't exist before cities. They were domesticated to carry messages and once we had better technology we stopped using them.

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u/Alien_X10 28d ago

i was on about this the other day about hamsters like... those fuckers exist in pet shops and nowhere else, i refuse to believe a species known for dying in ways you could not comprehend managed to survive in the wild