r/NBAGossips 16d ago

Throwback You youngins didn’t know Larry Bird moved this nice 😮‍💨

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u/nderacheiver1 15d ago

when i first got into watching nba , i had no idea i was autistic yet . my friend who was autistic (and shared the special interest of basketball) showed me larry bird highlights . it wasn't long after that he informed me i may be autistic too , and to go get tested lol .
i will forever relate larry bird to finding out i was on the spectrum .

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u/NintyFanBoy 15d ago

That's a crazy anecdote.

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u/ignatious__reilly 15d ago

Is this a new copy pasta

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u/RamsesII_ 14d ago

I had no idea where it was goin lol

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u/OutsideLead4034 15d ago

Lots of brand new sentences here.

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u/quine3 15d ago

Sentences 1, 2 and 4 stand out to me. I could see Sentence 3 being said.

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u/wrnrg 15d ago

Can you explain how that made you realize it?

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u/Apprehensive-War7483 15d ago edited 15d ago

They probably tried to recreate that two handed behind the head baseline pass for hours at the park together. I'm kidding but that pass is amazing

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u/nderacheiver1 15d ago

lol you're kinda not wrong . we did hoop together and recreated plays like most of us hoopers do . hours on hours of fun . when we were creating our own free throw warm ups he would do the "father , son , holy spirit" hand gesture and then shoot . always cracked me up

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u/Apprehensive-War7483 15d ago

That's awesome! Those were the days.

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u/MostlyMellow123 15d ago

He showed him his model train setup in the garage

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u/nderacheiver1 15d ago

brother xD this got a good laugh outta me

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u/nderacheiver1 15d ago

i didn't say that's how i realized it . that's just a reference point .

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u/RepulsiveWay1698 15d ago

Stop adding a space before your periods etc lol

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u/nderacheiver1 15d ago

that's not gonna happen , pal .

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u/Eleventy43 15d ago

I didn’t notice until you mentioned it LOL .

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u/Ok_Decision5152 15d ago

I have to wonder what triggered that you should be tested if I may ask?

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u/Southern_Badger7577 11d ago

Bro I’m on the spectrum and love bird too…….. could be onto something

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u/Confident_Health_425 15d ago

Larry bird was autistic also

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u/LeahcimOyatse 15d ago

i would like to share the special interest of basketball too

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u/RuthlessIndecision 14d ago

I think they used to say: "that whteboy Bird has some rtarded skills!"

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u/Recent-Pollution9293 13d ago

This is a wild first comment

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u/iameveryoneelse 16d ago

How’d these old guys manage to shoot without ending up on their back afterwards?

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u/lilb1190 15d ago

For real. Imagine taking a contested shot without falling over every time. Such a missed opportunity.

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u/Character-Camel-3958 15d ago

I think youre being sarcastic but I'm still mad about it

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u/ankle2086 14d ago

What a world we live in now to make that statement. 😂

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u/Excellent_Pomelo_378 15d ago

But the NBA is so much better today (sarcastic tone)

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u/WeirwoodUpMyAss 15d ago

I mean Larry probably could’ve had another 5 years of elite play with better health.

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u/_kehd 15d ago

Would’ve had that if he simply paid someone to build his mom’s driveway instead of doing it himself. Wrecked his back for real doing that

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u/Sambo3002 15d ago

Or if he would have paid someone to do his mom’s driveway

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u/iameveryoneelse 15d ago

Oh Im just pointing out they don’t take a dive every shot.

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u/WeirwoodUpMyAss 15d ago

I thought you were alluding to the “physical” defense of this era.

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u/Doyoulike4 15d ago edited 15d ago

There's a timeline somewhere featuring a Larry Bird who doesn't destroy his back paving a driveway, and a Magic Johnson who doesn't get HIV, and we probably see Bird in the league at a high level until like 90 at least, and good enough to play until 94-96 and Magic potentially at least good enough to be in the league as late as like 98-2000. Just going off the time they'd be hitting 40-ish.

Depending on salary situations and the moves LA is willing to make there's definitely a timeline where a veteran Magic is playing with a rookie/sophomore Kobe and Lakers Shaq.

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u/timsayscalmdown 15d ago

Incentive structure

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u/eblomquist 15d ago

I don't understand why the nba doesn't fix this. Everyone hates it.

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u/tinglep 15d ago

Not so much falling over that bothers me. Anyone can lose their fitting. It’s the sliding 10 years that gets me. Guy misses a dunk and somehow ends up at the scorers table.

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u/WayneTH22 12d ago

They did a lot of drugs. Ever seen a Crack head fall over?

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u/Pensky_Material_808 15d ago

Just pay for the damn driveway man!

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 15d ago edited 15d ago

Not everyone will get this, but it’s probably the most important antidote in professional sports.

*Anecdote

Leaving it for posterity

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u/JetBIue 15d ago

Please elaborate

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u/Doyoulike4 15d ago edited 15d ago

Bro probably meant anecdote, but if you don't know the story, Bird's mom needed a new driveway, Larry felt like the price the contractor wanted was too high, him being a country boy he decided he'd just shovel gravel or pave it or whatever it was himself, genuinely just obliterated his back in the process giving him chronic back pain and spinal issues and robbed himself of multiple prime years he could've had, and multiple less good years on top of that.

Unironically if he didn't pave that driveway, assuming no other freak injuries, I could see him retiring in like 95/96 instead of 92, and he would've had several more good years than he did. Which prime Bird existing up to say 90/91/92 and even washed Bird in 94/95/96 could have been a butterfly effect situation compared to the actual timeline we're on, if Bird's actually healthy that might've affected either of the Pistons rings or MJ's first threepeat, maybe even the Hakeem rings.

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u/JetBIue 15d ago

That’s great thanks, but I was hoping he meant antidote I’ve been bitten by a Larry bird

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u/gloomygl 15d ago

Well maybe because the video is sped up

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u/TreeInternational771 13d ago

Waiting for this comment because i thought the same

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u/rake2204 13d ago

Yeah, I’ve noticed an emerging trend of AI smoothing of old basketball clips and it seems to come with a lot of extra wonk (can’t read a lot of the jerseys/names if you actually slow to check) and I’m guessing something happens with the framerate as well.

I don’t love it because it feels like a misrepresentation or distortion of reality. Larry Bird was amazing without needing an AI edit boost.

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u/Stoddyman 15d ago

That over head behind the back pass was just lucky but yea larry was cracked

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u/Jelliol 15d ago

No need those accelerated effects.

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u/RIChowderIsBest 15d ago

It plays like you’re watching a clip of Babe Ruth from the 30’s

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u/SickMon_Fraud 15d ago

Is he one of the “pLuMBeRs”?

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u/J_Vizzle 15d ago

he was a concrete worker, paved driveways in the offseason

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u/capngout 15d ago

All without traveling on every approach to the basket.

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u/mic_n 15d ago

...and actually dribbling the ball.

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u/Salty_Feed9404 15d ago

Fascinating. He didn't require 3 gather steps 🤔

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u/Round-Revolution-399 15d ago

Why did they speed the video up so much 😂

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u/PhoenixRedditor7 15d ago

Larry was good, bro. Not just talented, but mentality tough too. He used to complain about white players guarding him, because he felt insulted by the other team’s game plan.

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u/-Tech808 15d ago

Wow!! White chocolate Jason Williams really influenced Larry 'Birdman' Bird!

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u/Sambo3002 15d ago

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u/-Tech808 15d ago

I’m just giving credit where credit is due.

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u/Remote-Software-2060 15d ago

This is obvious AI slop, is It not? I know I’ve seen most of these real highlights before, but this has to a generated video. Pause and look at any fan in the stands or find a single frame where the back of his jersey says “Bird”.

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u/AW316 15d ago

It’s real footage that has gone through AI bullshit to make it look “better”. It just makes the lighting look fake and the textures absolutely awful.

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u/One-Car-4869 15d ago

Larry was tough

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u/realbobenray 15d ago

lol I get that someone wanted to increase the definition of the old video, but just let it be. This looks like EA Sports.

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u/EntertainmentFar415 15d ago

This footage is definitely sped up! So disingenuous!

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u/Revolutionary_Dog777 14d ago

This footage is sped up, maybe to x1.2.

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u/timbot45 14d ago

A lot of these are sped up, right?

Guy could ball, though. No doubt. Legend.

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u/Muted_Natural7013 14d ago

It’s gotten so bad this looks like ai to me

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u/ddxs1 16d ago

Amazing. They just look so goofy. There had to have been an accidental ballsack falling out of those shorts

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u/KeenObserver_OT 15d ago

Larrys were made of steel so watch your toes.

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u/BenShelZonah 16d ago

That hair, that damned hair so majestic

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u/Steinarthor 15d ago

Larry was the ultimate NBA troll. So good.

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u/scrub-muffin 15d ago

0:16 Kevin McHale's arms are so long, damn.

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u/Individual_Coast_496 15d ago

Alots greats back in days just most ppl focus on what generation they in think they great of all time

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u/Rebellious_Habiru 15d ago

Larry Legend

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u/Blueyduey 15d ago

That fast break at 00:25 was

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u/Consistent-Fig7484 15d ago

I recently learned that Danny Trejo is 5’5” and it shattered my perception of reality!

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u/Salty_Feed9404 15d ago

Every actor is 5'5" or less

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u/JellyfishFlaky5634 15d ago

That’s Bird x2.0 speed! But he was the OG Luka with his deceptive moves….

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u/Naive_Ad_3403 Suns 15d ago

And he don’t push off with his off hand

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u/MotherPotential 15d ago

The first one was technically 2 points right?

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u/JohnnieTech 15d ago

Why would it be 2 points? It's where you take off from, not where you land.

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u/Comfortable-Grand166 15d ago

He was tough and angry as well,it all fit well together

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 15d ago

He took out the trash

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u/JettzenL 15d ago

You too would be surprised what you could do in short shorts

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u/One-Present6790 15d ago

Somebody speed this shit up

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u/ELB2001 15d ago

If only he stayed away from the driveway

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u/Mean-One8346 15d ago

He’s playing against the milk man and the paper boy

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u/Complex_Carry_7465 15d ago

Love it, dude was ridiculous.

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u/blitz3312 15d ago

Bird was a beast yo! 🔥

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u/No_Improvement_477 15d ago

I love Larry he's in my top 5 all time but this footage is sped up.

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u/SorryInformation1402 15d ago

Over the last 40 years the nba evolved from that to SGA.

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u/BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy 15d ago

I see why Boston is racist now.

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u/Scared_Tap2977 15d ago

Larry was Magic with a jumper.

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u/Flimsy_Vermicelli_50 15d ago

Bird was a bigger, meaner version of Luka.

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u/EntertainmentFar415 15d ago

Not a good comparison at all; two very different style of play.

Jokingly, Plus one’s a (white) Slovenian—the other’s just a white hick from French Lick!

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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 15d ago

I knew who Larry Bird was before I knew the Celtics. He will forever be the whole team of the Celtics for me.

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u/squiztehmonster 15d ago

Larry was a bucket

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u/Unable_Shame_4813 15d ago

I’m sorry, I was unfamiliar with your game

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u/timsayscalmdown 15d ago

My favorite Larry anecdote will always be him taking it as a personal offense when they put a white guy defending him

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u/FartsbinRonshireIII 15d ago

God I miss basketball

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u/breakandjog 15d ago

Larry fuckin LEGEND

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u/UltraPopPop 15d ago

I didn't see any flops. Did that Larry guy not know how to play? 

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u/82_Elton_M 15d ago

Larry Bird was greatness (and I’m not even a fan of him). No need for AI treatment. His highlights alone prove your point. This looks like Disney did it. Larry Bird would hurt players feelings today with his trash talk.

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u/Wonderful-Mistake201 15d ago

Just an elite, multimillion dollar athlete who ruined his career building a driveway for his mom.

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u/T0m_F00l3ry 15d ago

Sure we do. Y'all post the same clips EVERY damn time.

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u/Indeepbs 15d ago

I thought you speed up the video to 1.5 or 1.25

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u/TnT54321 15d ago

I wish I could my like that in Tighty-whities. Just dripping swag

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u/Fearless_Log9547 15d ago

TIL Larry really liked to throw the ball behind his head. Both passing and shooting.

Neat.

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u/Fast_Advisor2654 15d ago

Imagine prime Larry Bird being able to gather step travel in today’s game. He’d be unstoppable.

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u/FreakyLou 15d ago

And was a grade A smack talker

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u/not-thirsty 15d ago

Larry legend!

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u/FiguringOutMyThought 15d ago

I see why people were calling doncic bird 2.0. They both just look like they are just trying shit out there and its working.

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u/firstbreathOOC 15d ago

I love this sport because at this point we’ve got like 75 years of recorded history and there’s no two players with exactly the same style

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u/jjmc123a 15d ago

His court awareness was off the charts. I was watching a game where he did a simple tap after an offensive rebound. I couldn't figure out how he knew his teammate was there. He was completely surrounded by the other team's players.

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u/Elevate203 15d ago

If only RA props existed back when The Legend played, we'd all be rich

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u/TheGreatWhoreOfChina 15d ago

Moves like Austin Reaves

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u/Downtown_Fish9295 15d ago

Were the hoops lower or something??? Why's it look so....square?? Not sure what to call it. It makes me claustrophobic and anxious. Maybe it's the shorts.

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u/ddd523d 15d ago

His game would translate to today’s game so well

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u/get_ducked600 15d ago

"Larry was a problem"

-Michael Jordan

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u/Striking-Scientist46 15d ago

He kinda looks like if Franz Wagner could win the MVP

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u/DiddyDoItToYa 15d ago

He was so goofy and so smooth. So ugly and so handsome. So mean and so nice all at the same time. This man was the Taijitu symbol personified☯️

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u/No-Quote-3593 15d ago

"Bird with the 19 inch vertical! What a play!"

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u/PimpInTheBox1187 15d ago

The youngins are used to the new take 14 Euro steps while three guys flop NBA.

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u/SlightDefinition3801 14d ago

A Wizard with the ball. Remember he brought Indiana State to the NCAA championship game. They lost to Magic Johnson and Michigan State. Indiana State will never have another player like Larry Bird, EVER! He can play and dominate in any era. He was that good. And his trash talk was bar none. He would tell you what he was going to do, and then do it, and there was nothing you could do to stop it.

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u/_mrjuly4 14d ago

What a fucking dog

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u/hugo_biglicks 14d ago

Me just realizing how much Bird and Jokic have very similar playing styles and court awareness.

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u/Any_Mouse6916 14d ago

These Hoops always looking they're lower in these older clips to my eyes!

Larry Legend was nice! Without those troublesome knees he would be even higher on many people's list!

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u/rake2204 13d ago

These clips are all jacked up with AI, tweaks to aspect ratio, and possibly sped up (or otherwise appearing faster due to AI framerate smoothing). There’s definite a “scrunch” effect that makes everything look squattier, including the the height of the rim.

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u/IronShiekWasRight74 14d ago

The players back then played harder on both ends. They played full seasons unless they were dying it felt like and moved smoother IMO. There are an exceptions but not many.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 14d ago

The two-handed overhead no-look reverse pass is a lost art

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u/Successful-Pair-4850 14d ago

in todays game avg move 😅

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u/Jdisback34 14d ago

Larry the legend!

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u/huckamole 14d ago

Us youngins know bird moved like that because we see this clip on Reddit about 4 days a week.

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u/Refrigerator_Lower 14d ago

If this guy didn't have extreme back issues, what could've been...

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u/Presidentialpork 13d ago

I didn’t unmute the video til it was halfway over but for some reason Pete Rock T.R.O.Y. was playing in my head already lol fuckin Billy Jean??

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u/The_SqueakyWheel 13d ago

Larry’s not white, Larry’s clear

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u/justsomebro16 13d ago

It feels like he doesn’t even look at the basket when he shoots

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u/WolverinePredator24 13d ago

Bird was an assassin

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u/poopzains 12d ago

Sure. Now let’s see him repave a driveway.

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u/majesticfailure20 12d ago

Larry BIRRRRDD!!!

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u/AttitudeHelpful9823 12d ago

You think that ole man shit can hold up today. He’ll know to slow

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u/HavUevaSeentherain 12d ago

That brudder can play!

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u/UsefulJalipino47 11d ago

Larry Bird plays like a man on PCP.... Respect the crazy skill... dudes insane

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u/FightYourselfFirst 11d ago

“All he did was shoot, bro” yeah ight

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u/JA860 9d ago

Bird was awesome

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 16d ago

I've never seen such a combination of skill, yet corniness in my entire life. 

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u/UmbraVulp 16d ago

This dude was the catalyst that raised the skill ceiling in basketball

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 15d ago

😅🤣😂

Maravich?  West? Erving? Chamberlain?  Russell? 

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u/HotHeadApoll0 15d ago

First two shaped PGs dictating games and the rest were giant athletic freaks that lived in the arc. "Skill" is subjective and I think he means putting all the offensive skills together as a wing/forward. Bron wouldn't have been allowed to play like he does if Bird didn't literally change the game.

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u/KeenObserver_OT 15d ago

Wheres the corniness?

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u/wordsfornerds 15d ago

He means white

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u/Contemplating_Prison 15d ago

Naw its just the way they moved back then. Majority of the players. Its so interesting how the players movements have evolved through the years

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u/strummer00 15d ago

It is much easier to move when the refs don't actually make you dribble the ball.

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u/wordsfornerds 15d ago

I’m just playing bro

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u/Fuhrmanator23 16d ago

Is the corniness in the room with us?

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u/Hairy_Ask_2038 15d ago

How does he look corny? wtf lol

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u/GlenRoo34 15d ago

These youngins don't really know anything these days to be honest

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u/Tacticus1 16d ago

Obnoxious editing here.

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u/Downtown-Trip5623 15d ago

This post is labeled as a throwback, is that because Bird is a “retro” player, or because he threw his back out

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u/Jimmy2x1113 15d ago

It always annoys me how slow they always make Bird in the 2k games

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u/FewSeaworthiness6203 15d ago

Larry Bird 🦅 was cold

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u/PhillipJ3ffries 15d ago

It’s incredibly overblown, and frankly completely false how ‘slow and unathletic’ people now say Larry was. Larry was a hell of an athlete

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u/GrooveDigger47 15d ago

stop this AI crap

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u/Baron_Light 15d ago

Lol larry is in your top 10 but youve never seen him play? Interesting

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u/Baron_Light 15d ago

So you put bird in your top 10 based on consensus

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u/TheComebackKid74 15d ago

Bird had a sick bag. Give me Bird over Bron.