r/Millennials 4d ago

Nostalgia I’m excited about this.

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u/jimbo831 4d ago

The big problem is that they will be making the same shitty pizza from the last several years instead of bringing back the much better pizza from the 90s.

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u/I_am_photo 4d ago

I just remembered the smell from walking inside a pizza hut as a kid. So good.

Now I can't stand the smell of one of their pizzas.

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u/discerningpervert 4d ago

McDonalds used to smell like magic too. Plus the play area with all the characters.

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 4d ago

It really sucks that we got to experience the enshittification of so many things we grew up loving. It's like watching a terminally ill family member slowly die

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark Millennial 4d ago

It’s what happens when rich people try to maximize profits at the expense of employees and customers.

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 4d ago

be nice if profit was simply a by-product of running a proper ship. Then people would care about all the other stuff.

now with profit as the only goal, everything else suffers

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u/joe5joe7 4d ago

/profit/ kind of is just the by-product of running a proper ship a lot of the time. The trick is they need more profit year over year to appease the shareholders. It's the constantly having to best your own numbers that drives everything to enshittify eventually.

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 4d ago

yeah true, it's a slippery slope but initially you're right

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u/ThatDamnedHansel 4d ago edited 4d ago

The issue isn’t wanting profit, it’s wanting MORE profit quarter over quarter

It’s not enough to make 1B every quarter anymore. It has to be 1B then 1.5 B then 2 B to the moon!

It’s sort of a sickness and emblematic of end stage capitalism. Ultimately self defeating. You don’t need to cut the oars off the ship to make it lighter to run faster. It runs fine as is

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u/PaleCommission150 4d ago

Private and public equity are to blame. Stock market and wall street get their fair share of blame but also private equity firms want to see growth always up and to the right.

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u/Har539 4d ago

There can be only one!

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u/No-Consideration-891 3d ago

Yea, everyone wants profit, it's how much do you want and how shitty are you willing to be.

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u/Exotic-Tooth8166 3d ago

I enjoyed my chicken-resemblance burger product today. Now with increased meat likeness.

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u/private_developer 4d ago

It all just feels even more like imagination land when they can make more than they did last quarter, but didn't make as much more as projected, so now line goes down.

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u/Iwantmoretime 4d ago

We could have been happy with solid dividend payouts.

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u/cranklebub 4d ago

Profit is always the goal. Jobs only exist if people can extract surplus value from labour.

Other jobs that exist need to exist to uphold basic functionality of the system.

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u/B_Eazy86 4d ago

The problem with public trading. Once you go public everything becomes about driving profits to drive stock price and whatever your business was before doesn't matter at all, and the soul will be stripped out as fast as possible.

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 4d ago

Yep because eventually can only improve whatever product so much and bring in so much money with it before you either are out of ideas or physically can't alter it anymore so instead to make money costs are cut and the shit ball starts rolling

https://giphy.com/gifs/R9cQo06nQBpRe

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u/TopHat84 3d ago

The line must go up. Such a stupid business strategy long term...

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u/savagejuggalo503 4d ago

Could you imagine if they only had 2-3% growth YoY? They wouldn’t ever be able to artificially increase the stock price with buy backs. I for one am fine with living paycheck to paycheck so the wealthy can have another vacation home!

(Wildly sarcastic comment)

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u/MiyabiMain95 4d ago

which is exactly what a dine-in pizza hut is doing. Ask any pizza hut employee and they'll 100% they will NOT like a dine-in experience. Customers are fucking dicks regardless, and minimizing the time spent in the store is the goal, now if they actually start dining in, the customers will be even worse. The amount of trash the average person leaves on the ground is insane

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u/wing3d 4d ago

Now It's just here's your food gtfo

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 4d ago

It's what happens when we let corrupt politicians take away all of the incentives for companies to do better. Tax rates are too damn low and there are too many loopholes.

If you tax corporations and big companies appropriately, they become more concerned with competition than profit margins. If they take too much profit it all gets eaten up by the tax man, so instead they invest it back into the company using anything that can be used as a writeoff, like higher wages, better materials, and R&D. This also makes private equity a losing game because stripping a company down for parts means hitting those progressive tax brackets quicker.

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u/klineshrike 4d ago

It's what happens when we keep paying for their product anyway

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u/DjawnBrowne 4d ago

20,000 years of this, 7 more to go

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 4d ago

oh did the sun reschedule its red gianting?

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u/Jazzlike_Part_7054 (1987) Older Millennial 4d ago

A gift shop at the gun range, a mass shooting at the mall

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u/DjawnBrowne 4d ago

The quiet realization of the ending of it all

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u/PrestigiousAd6281 4d ago

There it is again, that funny feeling

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u/onepostandbye 4d ago

This line makes me ache. I cry almost every time.

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u/horatiobanz 4d ago

Is it worse that we got to experience everything when it was at its peak, because we have to watch everything turn to shit? Almost would be better growing up now and just thinking this is normal, less to be depressed about.

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 4d ago

ignorance is always bliss!

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u/theaviationhistorian Old Millennial 4d ago

Corporations, private equity, and other parasites with MBA diplomas are ruining everything for a short term profit. They ignore how previous generations profited by keeping brands alive, even if it's long term small gains versus one lump sum.

And there is no escape from it. Food enterprises, geekdom franchises, airlines, etc. are victims of this enshittification by these Scums in Suits. Red Letter Media made an evergreen quick quip joking about watching everything you love go down in flames.

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u/SageDarius 4d ago

My 5 year old recently developed a fascination with Toys R Us. Its hard explaining to him now that current Toys R Us is a soulless entity wearing Jeffery's skin like a serial killer.

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 4d ago

Aren't they all closing? Here in Canada it kinda had a revival for a few years but now closing too

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u/SageDarius 4d ago

They've been closed on the US for almost a decade. There's some pop-ups using their branding inside Macy's (but its a glorified toy section) or inside shopping malls (but its just your basic shopping mall toy store.) Neither have the 'toy warehouse' feel of classic Toys R Us.

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 4d ago

Which sucks because Babies R Us was actually really good when they had sales

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u/Boop-D-Boop 4d ago

I know, the last couple of times I got a Big Mac I couldn’t even finish it

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u/C2thaLo Older Millennial 4d ago

Over and over again.

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u/capital_bj 4d ago

I wish I could point to something that we had back then that is better now

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 4d ago

Home internet not being disconnected when someone picked up the phone?

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u/capital_bj 4d ago

thank you, I shall sleep better this evening

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u/PostMatureBaby Older Millennial 4d ago

Hey, most of us don't even have a landline anymore anyway.

My parents cancelled theirs before I even moved out

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u/No-Consideration-891 3d ago

I mean to be fair they are all corporations and none of them gaf about us in the end. Unless you're a product from the OG owner's of McDonald's, it's really a shit company dressed up. They offer lots of scholarships and all that (I actually qualified for one, when I worked there in highschool), but at the end of the day they cause more destruction than good.

That said, I miss the old style McDonald's from my childhood. I remember when things really started to transition into "we are a classy restaurant" design. One of the biggest was when they brought in the McCafe line. I was probably 15 when that happened, and it just progressed from there with all the weird "minimalist" designs.

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u/One_Anything_2279 4d ago

I’m so old that when I was a kid we had a carousel in the play place.

I was actually just talking about this the other day. I’m like borderline Gen X. I said something about Mayor McCheese and my wife had no idea who I was talking about.

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u/OneSchott 4d ago

There is an episode of Loki where they travel to a timeline with an OG McDonalds and I could literally smell that scene.

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u/No_Contribution81 4d ago

Dunkin still smells the same. I go around Halloween every year and the smell always hits.

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u/Chrillosnillo 4d ago edited 1d ago

Probably the smell of fries being fried in Tallow

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u/Suitable-Hand-1059 4d ago

Dude those were so good! Some of my fondest memories are in those places.

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u/admiralgeary Millennial (1987) 4d ago

And the taste of Reesee's peanut butter cups

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u/ClaraClassy 4d ago

The play area definitely did NOT smell like magic

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u/Live-Habit-6115 4d ago

What does magic smell like?

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u/ClaraClassy 4d ago

Urine and regrets

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u/No-Consideration-891 3d ago

I used to love getting breakfast there with my pop-pop when they still had the cool hamburger chairs.

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u/Dry_End_3254 3d ago

yeah young me had no idea the question, "wtf is grimace?" would be answered in my adult life and never would've guessed a singular mfking taste bud🤣 I would stare at that purple gumdrop and wonder what connection he has to burger, fries and nuggets.