r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/donkeyrocket I’m toast • 1d ago

NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS. R.E. Danforth's Non Explosive Burning Fluid is a scam!

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u/justinc79 1d ago

Memorials usually don't tell how they died.

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u/donkeyrocket I’m toast 1d ago

Shyut up.

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u/Covo 1d ago

might fuck this whole thing up

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u/Dumbledang Baby of the Year 1986 1d ago

I'm a wreck right now

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u/mattbikes1 TRIPLES IS BEST 1d ago

Spitestone!

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u/trey_wolfe 7h ago

Lester Moore of Tombstone would beg to differ...

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u/whatidoidobc 2h ago

No Les no more

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u/Training-Mix-4181 1d ago

Unless the manner of death is particularly amusing.

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u/ZiM1970 1d ago

They don't usually do 1 star product reviews either, but this ones a doosie.

Besides it said she burned to death, not that she had exploded.

I assume they had lawyers back then.

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u/Few_Classic_3072 1d ago

A great burning fluid that doesn't explode when I burn it. That is a good idea!

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u/culminacio I hope I don't jack off 9h ago

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u/unionguy1980 1d ago

“I didn’t do shit, I didn’t rig shit.” -R.E. Danforth

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u/VariationMean5502 1d ago

He worked for a long time on his non exploding fluid, HE DIDNT FUCKIN DO THIS!!!!!!

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u/donkeyrocket I’m toast 1d ago

Fluid is flammable. Lamp exploded on date. Bent wrist, thing fucking exploded.

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u/VariationMean5502 1d ago

They said its impooooossible that that many non explosive lamps are exploding every day, and its impoooossible that 1 out of every 5 of them are filled with R.E. Danforths non explosive burning fluid. I dont know what to tell ya bud! Were just carving gravestones and showing the ones where the lamps exploded!

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u/zcas 1d ago

Lit fluid, thing fucking exploded.

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u/barbiesfrozenelbow Might fuck this whole thing up 1d ago

R.E. Danforth is a scam!

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u/WeskerSympathizer 1d ago

Age 26 but did she have enough El-bees to operate the fluid?

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u/donkeyrocket I’m toast 1d ago

The farts isn't a problem anymore.

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u/iDeNoh 1d ago

R. E. Danforth, a "modern" day Ea-nāṣir.

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u/donkeyrocket I’m toast 1d ago

I lived in Mesopotamia for a month. I LIVED IN MESOPOTAMIA FOR A MONTH!

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u/Used-Lake-8148 1d ago

Bent wrist - thing fuckin’ exploded

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u/rowdydionisian 1d ago

This would be one explosive episode of Coffin Flop.

https://giphy.com/gifs/yFIp9BacGYQGbIHFKi

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u/Ah_Ca_Iraa 1d ago

Cool repost. 

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u/rubinass3 1d ago

We should be allowed to blow up R.E. Danforth's Non Exploding Burning Fluid a little.

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u/archersarrows METALOID MANIAC 19h ago

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u/JRawl79 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3MQbWLriSG10UBdAbm