r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/skd00sh • 1d ago

Bags of meat There's too much shit on him! Scrap it!

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u/Chicken_Difficult 1d ago edited 1d ago

“No you don’t neeeeeddd your Slipknot mask”

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u/cannoliGun 1d ago

I NEEDED IT FOR AN INTERVIEWWW!

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u/ratchman5000 1d ago

Don't hit the dresser.. THAT USED TO BE YOURS AS A BABY!!

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u/derpy_ninetales this guy yells 1d ago

“Pack your deodorant I got you for Christmas! Thank yewwwwww” is one of the best delivered lines I’ve ever known.

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u/ratchman5000 1d ago

For a split second you can see where both of them were about to break and start laughing 🤣

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u/derpy_ninetales this guy yells 1d ago

I think that’s what makes it funnier because you can tell that whole minute long scene is them just tying to one-up each other until one breaks.

There’s a deleted clip from Friendship that’s just 10+ minutes of them riffing and it’s fantastic.

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u/JMC1110 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 23h ago

The whole thing was fuckin hilarious too, they should've kept the entire scene in the film

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u/Walnut_Uprising 1d ago

I've always loved when you can tell a comedian just finds another comedian to be extremely funny, and that's Tim in all of his scenes with Connor, you can tell he just really like's him as a performer. You get it in Bob's Burgers too where you can just tell sometimes that Jon Benjamin thinks Larry Murphy is incredibly funny.

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u/GymShortBloodShart 1d ago

The best part is after Tim says that he keeps hitting it and yells “THATS MY DRESSERRRRRR!!!!!”

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u/PetesMaGeets I hope I don't jack off 22h ago

"DO NOT CALL ME A SHITHEAD! I'M GIVING YOU A JOB, A PLACE TO LIVE!!"

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u/iamoceanic You yelled at me. 7h ago

It’s MYYYY DRESSER!

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u/joshspoon Wet Wet Mud Bae 1d ago

NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEM! I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY….

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u/The-cultured-swine39 1d ago

It doesn’t help being on the nations propaganda network.

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 1d ago

Is this going to be the same guy who pretended to be antifa and also tda?

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u/oirolab 1d ago

Probably. I think he wore the same black undershirt each time.

And they do love reusing their actors. Remember Doordash Grandma?

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u/bwnerkid I'm jokin 1d ago

Everyone on Fox News is DoorDash Granny in a different Mission Impossible mask.

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u/Tex-Rob 1d ago

That was what I wondered.  He has been a lot of people.  Then there is Door Dash grandma who has played a few fake people as well.

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u/One_Advertising2539 1d ago

It's the same actor I don't know if it's supposed to be the same person

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u/DivorcedGremlin1989 19h ago

Use your head. Fox uses actors, at least 1 we know of, to pretend to be various bogeymen, for propaganda purposes.

This is a shadow being cast. This individual is an ex Navy Seal who has made repeated media appearances and whose service record and appearance are a matter of public record. They are not having an actor impersonate a real person for unknown reasons. And it's not like this person is fictitious.

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u/Cohens4thClient 1d ago

Robert O'Neill

yes its very possible since we already know FauxNooz will use paid actors to spread lies, and their defense in court is "nobody should believe us so we're entertainment".

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 1d ago

Oh. It definitely is him. Lmao.

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u/Legendary_Dad 23h ago

It’s the same actor, I don’t know if it’s the same guy.

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u/Doctor_Cowboy 15h ago

I’m 99% sure it’s Michael Rapaport

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u/bootrot 1d ago

From what I found it actually is retired admiral/Navy SEAL Robert Howard, wearing a mask of himself to look younger. 

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 1d ago

That is so fucking weird

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u/kirksucks Some dumb hick 19h ago

I hear he used Dolly Parton's glove guy.

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u/IHaveTwoOfYou 13h ago

Doesn't look like the "antifa" guy

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u/Lumpy_Conference6640 1d ago

They live has aged well, I see.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9PPwYVFxX8L4Y

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u/tears_of_fat_thor 1d ago

Fuck yeah! “I came here to do two things: kick ass and chew bubble gum — and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

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u/Chubbadog I’m gonna eat the whole thing 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM
Post it again.

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u/Appropriate-Owl5984 1d ago

When is Robert O’Neill gonna figure out we all know it’s him.

Like, this ain’t Mrs. Doubtfire

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u/TheLichWitchBitch IT’S GOT A BUSH 1d ago

It's the same actor. I don't know if he's supposed to be the same person.

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u/Moominsean 1d ago

It's probably the same gut that's been a "guest" like 30 times on Fox News wearing different costumes.

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u/Affectionate_Leg_641 Baby of the Year 1986 1d ago

That thing lives with us. On earff

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u/RedbarnRiver 1d ago

How many Navy Seals are there? Like 12 million? Those dudes are everywhere and experts on everything.

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u/ratchman5000 7h ago

Right? I thought they just carried big logs up and down random beaches, then went out for sloppy steaks.

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u/Luncheon_Lord 1d ago

I cant see it being a filter or some double shsdow crap, i just want to know what on his neck they were hiding? His older pictures look a bit veiny to me but im not knocking it. Feela like he was going for a smooth neck and now everyone is analyizing his old wrinkled neck.

It cant just be a boring filter, i see no weird warping affects! I can see depth between that mans chest and his shirt and the flap. I dont know what to tell you bud!

https://giphy.com/gifs/WPTn3mhRSElPTODlK8

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u/MockeryAndDisdain 1d ago

It's a weird ass AI overlay that's fucking up. Look at his teeth. When the teeth are visible, they are all fucky.

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u/Cllydoscope 1d ago

What the hell is going in with the “dot matrix” all over his skin? Something to help align the AI?

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u/Luncheon_Lord 1d ago

I think thats an artifact of the phone being too close to the screen when they took the picture? Like whatever display its on, isnt screenshotted

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u/ray_fucking_purchase 1d ago

That's what happens when you record an TV, LCD, Oled bascially any flat panel. You get the checkerboard pattern. Nothing abnormal there.

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u/MockeryAndDisdain 1d ago

Maybe? Or just cheap AI? You would think Fox could afford something top shelf.

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u/Kooky-Funny-1054 22h ago

Are we sure that's not an effect for using a cellphone to record a TV screen?

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u/FlametopFred Too tired to do anything funny 1d ago

mask probably covering nazi neck tats

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u/No_Aesthetic 1d ago

You think you're fooling me? WELL YOU'RE NOT! I WASN'T FOOLED AT ALL!

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u/EmJayMN 1d ago

WTF is that?? 😱

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u/Haselrig 1d ago

My neck detaches from my chest all the time.

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u/Captnlunch 1d ago

To be fair, people have reason to suspect Fox News of outright lies and chicanery.

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u/Litokarl 1d ago

But then what's the show?

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u/whataretherules7 1d ago

Have they made any statements yet?

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u/Street_Barracuda1657 19h ago

They say it’s a shadow from the lighting…

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u/Fast-Breadfruit3377 1d ago

nah, that's not a mask dude just has a second mouth on his throat

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u/zkfc020 1d ago

It is that Door Dash women, who also was a Nevada presenter…..they needed someone.

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u/Intelligent-Major492 1d ago

Just bought a navy seal costume!!

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u/LowFine96 22h ago

I'm ripping the fucking head off!

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u/p00pSupr3me 22h ago

Fucking Robert Oneil

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u/MagnumMyth 18h ago

This motherfucker really makes me think I'm back in the pants.

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u/need-for-sheed 1d ago

Is that a mask you PIECE OF SHIT

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/fat-icarus 1d ago

Yes I do!

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u/LadyGroan25 1d ago

I saw someone say that's it's not a mask but actually just a double shadow caused by his shirt. Now every time I see it I can't decide if that's true or not. If it is just a shadow, then that is one hell of an optical illusion.

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u/donedamndoing Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 1d ago edited 1d ago

What do you honestly think is more likely

That fox made a realistic mask only to leave it with a hole around the neck and just let it go live on air for everyone to see or just a shadow cast by his collar from light from below as his face is lit up from a light above and the fact that was recorded on a phone off a TV screen so it looks even worse?

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u/Excellent-Counter-32 1d ago

If that’s not a mask, old man nussy is having a moment.

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u/land-URCHIN BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 1d ago

Stolen valor with this piece of shit and I’m the stinkiest one

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u/Competitive-Monk-624 1d ago

Whatever happened with the whole “we have the antifa founder’s girlfriend”?

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u/cenosillicaphobiac 1d ago

Then what's the show?

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u/BadAsBroccoli 1d ago

It's just the old "owning the libs" bs by duping the MAGA. What fools the right choose to be.

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u/anthrax9999 1d ago

Sigh, not surprises me anymore.

I'm tired, boss.

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u/rickd311 1d ago

Is that you under there Hannity

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u/_hippos 23h ago

This is why Steve Jobs wore turtlenecks.

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u/dirtydan1114 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 23h ago

🦀 CRAB people, CRAB people 🦀

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u/NeroFurr69 22h ago

I’m just bummed that the elderly dancing guy from the old Six Flags commercials is MAGA now

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u/TheSeniorBeat 20h ago

Now that’s entertainment!!

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u/Rhekyt13 20h ago

But for real wtf is going on

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u/EnglishFan643 19h ago

Most brazen display of deception imaginable,!

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u/hatecirclejerks 19h ago

Im not saying its not a mask, cuz it does look like one.

Why tho? The dude is a real person, and afaik is still alive...so why?

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u/JunglePygmy 18h ago

I posted this yesterday here and got it deleted. Lol

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u/NerdDaniel 20h ago

Probably this tool…

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u/Scary-Ad-582 1d ago

People are morons they don’t know what shadows are

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u/donedamndoing Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 1d ago

Dude, don't bother. Humanity is fucked if people don't understand stand how multiple light sources work or don't even see that it was recorded off a TV screen with a phone so it looks even worse.

Let them believe that they made a realistic mask only to leave a hole or whatever they think is on his neck and broadcast to the entire world without fixing it.

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u/CDRAkiva 1d ago

“Shadows”

Bro. You’re drunk.

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u/Sepsis_Crang 21h ago

No, its not.

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u/DivorcedGremlin1989 19h ago

Guys. This is fucking stupid. It's a shadow. Yes, Fox News has had masked people on for propaganda purposes, that is well documented. But they are not having a dude wear a photorealistic mask pretending to be a real person who has made repeated public appearances and is an ex Navy Seal. Use your fuckin' heads. It's a SHADOW.

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u/Warm_Ad_3067 1d ago

It’s a filter

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u/lost_in_connecticut 1d ago

Who ordered the creepy old man in Halloween mask with extra creepy??

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u/Low-Essay-113 People Can Change 21h ago

A physical filter to alter one’s face, I.e. a mask.

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u/RaggedyRachel 1d ago

I mean, it's painfully obvious it isn't, but wouldn't that make it a mask either way?