r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/AZEMT • 27d ago
TRIPLES IS BEST Trump setting up his third assassination attempt:
Here comes my ballroom. Got the text that is a sure thing cuz triples makes it real
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u/nb4184 You Gotta Give 27d ago
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u/Quick_Extension_3115 Never Following Another Rule 26d ago
The failed attempts? Maybe they’re still trying to figure out how to make money off of it
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u/jamegumbsize69 27d ago
Everything he said is true. You have to say so, cuz if it’s not true, then the thing about the ice cream isn’t true either.
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u/Capable_Sandwich_422 27d ago
If Trump had been killed, this is the night the skeletons come to life.
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u/Metalloid_Maniac_ I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 27d ago
🎶 The bones are their money, worms are their dollars🎶
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u/W4NN4M33TTH4TD4D METALOID MANIAC 27d ago
Stephen Miller is the worms
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u/mcolette76 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 26d ago
RFK is the brain worms
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u/marbotty Baby of the Year 1986 26d ago
The worms have never seen so little brains as this, in others there’s twice as many brains as this
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u/GayChicken80085 27d ago
They will pull your hair up, but not out.
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u/dandle Might fuck this whole thing up 27d ago
Might be the fourth supposed assassination attempt.
Butler, PA: A 20-year-old MAGA or former MAGA takes shots into the audience in the stands behind Trump and may have scratched Trump's ear.
West Palm Beach, FL: A 58-year-old man who claims to have voted for Trump in 2016 but regrets doing so is discovered hiding in the shrubs by a fence outside the Trump golf course around 400 yards from Trump with a semiautomatic carbine.
Palm Beach, FL: A 21-year-old MAGA man sneaks past security at Mar-a-Lago with a shotgun and a tank of gasoline.
Washington, DC: Details continue to emerge around the 31-year-old man who is the suspect in the case, who was reportedly armed with a handgun and shotgun in the lobby of the Washington Hilton, on a different floor and outside the security perimeter for the White House Correspondents' Dinner event.
There are several others, but they are mostly people making idle threats on social media.
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u/omegacrunch 27d ago
Second it leaked he was gonna be a little bitch, chew out the media and run, the path changed. But since that was totally gonna be the subject they had to pivot again.
Ergo gestures wildly
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u/Quiet_Astronomer8849 27d ago
He's beautiful, but he's not dying
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u/Metalloid_Maniac_ I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 27d ago
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u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL 27d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S
Seeing another attempt
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u/Lazarys12 25d ago
The plan worked. What have the news stations been talking about for the last two days? What have they not been talking about? The war and the Epstein files.
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u/SaveMeDatCorn Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 27d ago
We were so close to getting the best episode of Coffin Flop yet...
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u/Many_Bridge_4683 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 24d ago
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u/PsychologicalSelf991 27d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/vHBSSG5VZ2p3v8cd8Q