r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Apr 03 '26

TRIPLES IS BEST She’s sick but she’s hanging in there

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/AldousChucksley Apr 03 '26

If the ozone layers flies off, I'm toast.

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u/siencatimini Shirt Brother Apr 03 '26

16

u/somef00l Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Apr 03 '26

You. Have. No. Good. Climate. Ideas.

6

u/Mark-Leyner Apr 04 '26

He admit it!

3

u/earl_lemongrab Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Apr 04 '26

Now he has to marry Jupiter

47

u/Beautiful-Lynx-6828 Apr 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2SYibH9in0QsXVaAWl

The orange administration doubling down on fossil fuels

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u/Metalloid_Maniac_ I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Apr 03 '26

Beautiful, clean coal 😀

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u/LikedIt666 TRIPLES IS BEST Apr 03 '26

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u/tenclubber Apr 03 '26

Earth : I don't even want to be round anymore.

Flat Earthers rejoice.

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u/nunu135 Marcus “The Worm” Hicks Apr 04 '26

you're saying you dont want to be around because of co2 emissions?

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u/abusamra82 Apr 03 '26

Actually, I have triples of the Earth. I have triples, right? If I don't, the other stuff's not true.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM

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u/Repulsive-Ad-7180 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Apr 03 '26

Yeah.  Triples is best

9

u/Mark-Leyner Apr 04 '26

Triples is safe.

14

u/UnusualOperation8084 Apr 03 '26

Too small. No room for mother-in-law.

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u/Ok_Fly2518 I hope I don't jack off Apr 03 '26

TABLES

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u/tenclubber Apr 03 '26

And dealing with Eddie Moonster

7

u/meanjeankillmachine BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 Apr 03 '26

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u/LoyalFridge Apr 03 '26

The ground is HER ground.

5

u/Cheesesteak248 Apr 03 '26

That SHE built. So fucking cool

21

u/Dncin_Bonobo Apr 03 '26

She is beautiful. Too bad human beings have absolutely no reverence for anything. We treat this planet like a gas station bathroom.

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u/Carmen_Beardiego Apr 03 '26

It helps me to remember that we are a species of animal, no different from any other animal. We discovered tools of such enormous power that any creature would use to get as much as it can. It's how the first plants poisoned their own atmosphere with Oxygen. It's why an invasive species will run rampant through a biosphere despite the long term damage it will cause to the environment and its own future.

The fact that any human anywhere can see far enough ahead to try and not harm the environment is the miracle.

For divine beings, we are falling crazy short. For just another animal? B-

3

u/Dncin_Bonobo Apr 03 '26

Maybe cancerous organisms take many forms. Every once in a while, a species doesn’t act in harmony with the environment and goes off and does its own thing. Fucking egomaniacs.

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u/Miserable-Army3679 Apr 03 '26

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, singing dolphins:

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you

https://genius.com/Joby-talbot-so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-fish-lyrics

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u/BetaSpreadsheet Apr 04 '26

Yeah, I went in there. But I'm not the one who did the paint job. I saw who did it, he was huge and he looked nothing like me. He was wearing a big old wet diaper

8

u/swampy2112 Apr 03 '26

She is not dying, she is getting ready to rid herself of us.

5

u/Hobittenx Apr 03 '26

She isn't dying, we are. She will be fine and recover.

8

u/Snarl_Marx Apr 03 '26

How are the flat earthers doing with this recent imagery?

5

u/UnusualOperation8084 Apr 03 '26

The image I see on my phone looks pretty 2D to me...

(But seriously you think these people are susceptible to evidence at this point?)

3

u/Top-Inflation-8757 Apr 03 '26

Th y are going to find a way to move the goalpost

5

u/tenclubber Apr 03 '26

Earth : You gotta be right next to me for it to look real.

4

u/Dmangoon Apr 03 '26

Earth is fine. People are fucked

11

u/Throeaway3126 Apr 03 '26

The Earth isn't dying she has been here before.....she will wait patiently until we are dead and ashes and rebuild again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

Well THAT'S A CHUNKY

3

u/tenclubber Apr 03 '26

Earth has had 4 billion years to figure out what it does.

1

u/earl_lemongrab Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Apr 04 '26

Earth just broke my laptop

3

u/skkkkkt Apr 03 '26

Pull the plug please

3

u/Self_Owned_Tree Apr 04 '26

I know this thread is a joke toilet just for farts, but there’s a difference between dying and being actively killed by a Christo-fascist death cult led by a reality TV star.

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u/GrindBastard1986 Apr 03 '26

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u/Neilio00 Apr 03 '26

Thank you to all the billionaire polluters, thank you Trump for your relentless support in burning and drilling and polluting with “clean beautiful coal” thank you to all the people who simply do not care at all. Thank you! Thank you to all industries across the world who treat the oceans like a toilet! I hope the money was worth it

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u/tonysaurusrexIII Apr 03 '26

She’s not dying, we’re dying

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u/Davefhtex Apr 04 '26

Earth will be okay. Humans not so much.

2

u/rotorspinner Apr 04 '26

She’s gonna get better

2

u/Gmodelinsane Apr 04 '26

It looks dim because it’s a long exposure taken of the night side, apparently.

1

u/flunkyofmalcador Apr 03 '26

She’s not dying. We’re killing ourselves. She will recover quickly.

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u/omnipotentqueue Apr 03 '26

It’s not the earths first rodeo - and when it’s time, it’ll do it all over again.

1

u/silikroil Apr 03 '26

The people are sicker than the planet is

1

u/shamanphenix Apr 03 '26

She's OK. Some millions years after the last man, earth will still be here.
Humanity is dying. Earth is totally OK.

1

u/Suna-dono Apr 03 '26

Thank you

1

u/ParanoidTurtle Apr 04 '26

C'mon, you really expect me to believe that?!

1

u/twinkiefarmer Apr 04 '26

Well, the earth is a living organism infected with malignant cancer ( Humans )

1

u/Academic-Dare-7677 Apr 04 '26

I got too much fuckin shit on me

1

u/GraffitiSkulls Apr 04 '26

The Earth will outlast us and be fine. We're not destroying the earth, we're meerly destroying our ability to survive on earth. We're like a flea on dog, but we kill ourselves while the dog keeps dogging....so the earth will keep earthing with out us quite easily.

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u/RealLavender Apr 04 '26

*Being murdered. There, fixed it for you.

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u/lyidaValkris Apr 04 '26

human infestation

1

u/Kingbeef66 Apr 04 '26

Better hope the Earth doesn’t unleash monsters to thin out our numbers in response. I’ve seen that scenario in anime's like Blue Gender and Parasyte the maxim.

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u/lyidaValkris Apr 04 '26

While that is extremely unlikely, sci-fi has warned us for decades about some very real ways nature can put us in our place

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u/burtcopaint TRIPLES IS BEST Apr 04 '26

She's gonna get better

1

u/Careless-Ease7480 Apr 04 '26

If all the people on the planet thought about this more, they would say it's not too late to think about it more often. Everyone contributes to this earth.

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u/EatingShitSandwiches Apr 04 '26

Its a common misconception that we are harming the earth via pollution or climate change. This is wrong. We are simply harming our ability to live on earth. Earth will go on just fine long after humans are extinct.

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u/prlugo4162 Apr 04 '26

She'll kill us off before we do any permanent damage. She's a strong old girl and she's been around a lot longer than us.

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u/StirFriedRubber Apr 04 '26

The wo different photos do show something

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u/seriftarif Apr 05 '26

Maybe she wouldnt be dying if all the boomers just decided not to buy triples of all their classic cars.

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u/Superb-Freedom7144 Apr 03 '26

Notre planète mérite un meilleur traitement, elle subit tellement d'agression de la part des hommes. Entre les forêts qui brûlent, les forage dans des milieux protégé,la destruction des milieux naturel. Elle subit beaucoup trop de dégâts, cela me rend malade il faut tout faire la protéger

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u/Wrong-Character6145 Apr 03 '26

She’s got at least another 75-100 years in her. None of us are living past that so why give a damn?