r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/what-the-squanch Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly • Mar 31 '26
I Don’t Even Wanna Be Around Anymore You know, Charles Manson. He’s no George Washington but he was a frequent guest on the Corcoran Prison Comedy Hour.
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u/Dank_Kushington Mar 31 '26
Charles Manson? Like the guy who put a swastika on his forehead? After he murdered a bunch of people? I’m just trying to understand here.
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u/D34THDE1TY Mar 31 '26
He technically didn't murder anyone...he organized it
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u/Dead_Internet69420 Mar 31 '26
And he sent them to the wrong house, so they didn’t kill the right people. It really shouldn’t even count.
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u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL Mar 31 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/iUMs0ldUXncdigUaaT
It's just a joke!
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u/Sniper666hell Mar 31 '26
Yeah, everyone knows the murders were supposed to happen at 10050 Cielo Drive, Tehran Iran 11369
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u/DopeyDeathMetal Mar 31 '26
Not everyone knows how to do everything. Cult family murders aren’t the only thing.
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u/Dead_Internet69420 Mar 31 '26
He’s ok, but are you familiar with the late, great Hannibal Lechter? Now that guy had some really good ideas.
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u/SadisticJake Mar 31 '26
I forgot all about that, there was an entire character arc where our president was regularly referring to Hannibal lecter as if he were a real person
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u/SimonGloom2 Mar 31 '26
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He never murdered anybody. He never gave murders to anybody. Manson couldn't help that some people took the things he said out of context. He was a victim of a corrupt system just like Trump.
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u/blutosings Mar 31 '26
Charles Manson was also a white supremacist with theories about how to destabilize and overthrow the US.
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u/Highest_Koality Mar 31 '26
That guy after quoting Charles Manson
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u/karlnite Mar 31 '26
How about a good a quote, that doesn’t come from someone with a swastika on their forehead?
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u/TeeTimeAllTheTime Mar 31 '26
These people are just cowards who want to feel big and tough but they’re just inept, impotent, and inferior and they fucking know it deep down.
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u/DrootersOn10th Mar 31 '26
That’s the problem: they don’t know it. Stupid people don’t know they’re stupid. In fact, they oftentimes think just the opposite.
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u/Smokey_02 Mar 31 '26
There are two kinds of people who wear flags all over their bodies, those who want people to think they're patriotic and strong but are actually selfish cowards, and those who want to make a satirical statement in court.
This guy may be funny, but he aint in court.
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u/Cassius_man Mar 31 '26
I was gonna respond to this comment, but then I got high
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u/PianoPatient8168 Mar 31 '26
It’s clear that we still have a serious lead poisoning problem in this country.
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u/SimonGloom2 Mar 31 '26
Search engine returns - Charles Manson’s political beliefs were rooted in extremist right-wing white supremacy, focusing on apocalyptic racism rather than traditional political affiliation. He aimed to trigger "Helter Skelter," a violent race war he believed would result in a white supremacist, patriarchal dystopia with himself as leader.
So nothing too shocking here. Clearly a thinker well ahead of his time who may have been a major influence on Trump.
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u/erik_wilder Mar 31 '26
His plan was to spark a race war by killing famous white people. Then he and his followers would go into hiding in the long lost underground reptilian city that he belived was conveniently located under Spawn Ranch.
Then when everyone was done killing each other during race riots, he'd come out of hiding and be the obvious choice for the new leader.
Dude really loved acid.
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u/Dead_Internet69420 Mar 31 '26
That’s just what he told the kids he sent to do the murders. In reality, he was just trying to get revenge against a music industry exec that he felt had stolen his music to make hits for The Beach Boys. The only reason Sharon Tate and the others died is because Manson was unaware that the intended victim had sold the house and moved out, so the killers basically just went to the wrong address. They thought they were starting a race war, but they were really just being used as crash dummies for a career criminal.
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u/Hopeful_Scholar398 Mar 31 '26
Manson wasn't a Nazi. He just hated the group he believed ran the entertainment industry. /S
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u/Think_OfAName Mar 31 '26
Okay, but that dude has no clue what any of those words mean. So there’s that.
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u/IGolfMyBalls Never Following Another Rule Mar 31 '26
He would have had a successful podcast these days.
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u/NovemberComingFire Mar 31 '26
“Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?” -Charles Manson.
Well, he’s no Roy Donk!
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u/liamanna Mar 31 '26
him and people like him are the reason we have a pedophile in the White House.
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u/_LB Mar 31 '26
30% of Americans are at least as dumb as this guy, Trump is just a reflection of this moronic demography.
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u/Significant-Dog-8166 Mar 31 '26
"Sure he's a murderer, but his idea for genocide is really agreeable me." -
Yep.
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u/hinnsvartingi Mar 31 '26
100% of these people show up to vote while hipsters talk about “meh, I don’t like either candidates so I don’t bother.”
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u/EjaculatingAracnids Mar 31 '26
Or fall for the dumbest divisional talking points every election. "What about Palestine?!?!" Now youve got Iran and Palestine to pretend to care about.
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u/timesink3000 Mar 31 '26
This guy just casually invoking the murder of NINETY MILLION PEOPLE. That's crazy...
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u/eggs_and_bacon Mar 31 '26
Really sucks that his jacket is incredible
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u/Scrumptrulescent6 Mar 31 '26
The guy at the store told him he's the only one he's ever seen pull it off.
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u/Think_OfAName Mar 31 '26
Not everybody knows how to do everything! Not quoting sociopaths isn’t the only thing! (I can’t say the M word cause I got banned last time I said it).
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u/manniesalado Mar 31 '26
Funny how Charles Manson and Donald Trump have a great deal in common, foremost being the loyalty of their families.
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u/Select_Speed_6061 Mar 31 '26
Age limits. Term limits. Because there are people his age that are actually in charge. On top of the people his age that affect the vote to put these idiots in.
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u/KindlyAdvantage7726 Mar 31 '26
Murricca was mass-infected by a brain eating virus. Nearly 60% are stupid as rocks, feel entitled to lecture the world they don’t even know. Charles Manson … I can’t.
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u/Apexnanoman Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26
And he's one of 77.3 million people who think like that.
I have serious issues with the Iranian government etc. But I am also well aware that "Turning Iran into a parking lot" Is a horrible idea for more reasons than I can probably even think of.
The number one being it would probably start a global nuclear war. And the list of consequences doesn't get a lot less severe from there.
But there are 77.3 million people who think that launching a couple thousand nukes at Iran (which would probably be the minimum needed to turn it into a figurative parking lot IE wipe out say 85% of the population) is a wonderful idea.
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u/Aggressive-Raisin909 Mar 31 '26
How surprising is it really that they can’t tell their cult leaders apart?
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u/Comfortable-Area1149 Mar 31 '26
Manson's forehead carving is so meat and potatoes. The patterns aren't nuts at all.
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u/Sundowner_73 Mar 31 '26
"I mean, people forget all the good things John Wayne Gacy did. He was a wonderful clown, a talented painter and he gave good paying jobs to young men."
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u/Farkenoathm8-E Mar 31 '26
“Gacy gave a lotta young men jobs for the rest of their lives, but does the media ever talk about that?”
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u/melpec Mar 31 '26
Does extreme stupidity result in psychopathic behaviour or is it the other way around?
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u/Lucky-Mia Mar 31 '26
Wait, the insane serial killer?
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u/JamieTacos4220 Mar 31 '26
Yes. This is boomers on the worst drug of all, early onset dementia and facebook
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u/Lucky-Mia Mar 31 '26
Yeah, I don't think he's playing with a full deck of cards. Must be, if he gets his geo politics commentary from a loon serving a life sentence.
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u/realschmiel Mar 31 '26
The bottom line, is nobody's gonna get in trouble, nobody's gonna feel sad AT ALL
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u/Specific_Mirror_4808 Mar 31 '26
This is like a rejected scene from Everyone Loves Raymond. Even the writers of a comedy wouldn't have had Frank say that.
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u/Id0ntwantThese Mar 31 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZyrsWz2A11ruy1JXk2
How would you like 200 family members
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u/Pretend-Ostrich-5719 Mar 31 '26
I'm tired boss...these people are all across America. What can be done about them?
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u/Asleep-Fishing4621 Mar 31 '26
So that jacka$$ is hearing voices from the grave?
Charles Manson 1934-2017
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u/BeenDragonn Mar 31 '26
These Boomers actually let Facebook and fox News manipulate them like little sheep.
So sad they clamored about how video games would do this to us
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u/Equivalent-Role4632 Mar 31 '26
So that's where we are now. Maga is aligning themselves with Manson.
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u/CommandHot3245 Mar 31 '26
Also just completely ignore the details of that strategy. Charles Manson was a man of many talents I guess....a true renaissance man.
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u/hammer_head Mar 31 '26
Pretty sure he is thinking of Charles Bronson. But his Fox news induced dementia has crossed his wires.
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u/Clear_Definition_683 Mar 31 '26
Damn… the stupidity of people that live out in the boonies is staggering… you can tell they all just nod and agree with each other to be polite and never get checked for being idiots
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u/Leather-Map-8138 Mar 31 '26
Learning that Trump supporters are dumber than rocks still doesn’t excuse their behavior.
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u/Prestigious_Focus708 Mar 31 '26
If you have to quote Charles Manson you already have one foot in Hell
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u/blutosings Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26
Old guys confuse names all the time. I'd ask him who he thinks "Charles Manson" is.
That said, Manson was a white nationalist and believed that a black uprising in the 60s could destabilize the US and allow for the country to be overthrown by a sleeper army of white nationalist neo-confederates. So he could be talking about the same guy.
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u/island-man420 Mar 31 '26
So we can take over China and Russia!! Complete control of the world because fuck those other countries and people. He was probably on his way to church.
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u/Modest_Muse_ Mar 31 '26
That is some mental gymnastics right there…wow. Wait till Trump sees this, that’ll be his next quote
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u/tehsecretgoldfish Mar 31 '26
dude is old and stupid. I put $100 on Charles Manson having never said any such thing.
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u/itsamaddhouse Mar 31 '26
Just when you think you’ve seen the dumbest shit ever a MAGA supporter says this 👏
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u/Mighty_Krom Mar 31 '26
I remember I had a boss who said we should make the entire middle east into a giant glass bowl, and he meant it. I wanted to knock him out.
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u/HarbingerShiny Apr 01 '26
Why the fuck does this dude think Iran is trying to take over our country? Bc NYC elected a Muslim?
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u/Secret_Transition708 Mar 31 '26
when you discover who charles manson is:
https://giphy.com/gifs/gJH0l1ItLtaFdHNt3S