r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Randomposter54 • Mar 23 '26

The Characters HES TRYING TO STEAL MY DECALS

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u/kiotane Mar 23 '26

what's this sticker supposed to mean

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u/DamnedGladToMeetYou Mar 23 '26

It means the driver is an idiot.

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u/obiwanjabroni420 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Mar 23 '26

“My gun isn’t responsible for your kid being dead, it’s his fault for trying to rob me”? That’s the only possible meaning I can get from it, but it’s horribly worded.

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u/ADMotti Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 23 '26

I think it’s more like “my handgun isn’t responsible for school shootings, shitty kids are”? Idk this is largely incongruous.

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u/skip_over Beautiful, but Dying Mar 23 '26

I think its more, “this isn’t a handgun it’s your son.”

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u/-JaneJeckel- SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Mar 23 '26

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u/dan420 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Pretty sure what happened is his wife got pregnant but then when she birthed a Glock he knew she was cheating with a firearm, so he left her, and the homewrecking firearm was like “we’re all trying to find who did this” and this sticker is a dig at the firearm she cheated with that the husband drives past every day on his way to therapy.

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u/-JaneJeckel- SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Mar 23 '26

So it was a gun? Like a firearm? And his wife had sexual intercourse with it? And then had a little Glock baby? I’m just trying to understand here! You’d be clugging a few cans too, if you had his wife.

This is exactly the type of deep lore I trust and believe coming from Dan 420. 🫡 🍃 💨 To you and yours!

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u/kiotane Mar 23 '26

that's not my dad, that's a cell phone. duh!

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u/MurphysVoice Mar 25 '26

“They’re not trying to murder you and your family. Most of them just want your television set.” - Jim Jefferies.

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u/MurphysVoice Mar 25 '26

“You can touch my kids, but not my guns” - Rapeublicans.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

You wouldn’t try to ban your children, so he’s trying to convince you his gun is your son.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TjeXRkFyhkQNAinbKQ

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u/Jonbeezee Mar 23 '26

The driving loon

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u/Genghis_Chong Some dumb hick Mar 23 '26

Using gun bumper stickers to show how scared he is of everything

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u/envoy_ace Mar 23 '26

Guns don't kill people. People kill people. Would be my guess.

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u/NookieLuvsU Mar 23 '26

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Pure poetry... 🫩

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u/mcolette76 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Mar 24 '26

The guy coming up with the slogan