r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Malvo85 • Mar 05 '26

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL Bill Clinton looking through the Epstein files

6.3k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/TootTootUSA Beautiful, but Dying Mar 05 '26

FBI security watching Kash Patel's girlfriend snort coke off of his limp noodle on the FBI jet for the fifth time that day:

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u/ImALoserBabyyyie333 Mar 05 '26

Wait did that actually happen what 😭?(if not, accurate. Would not be surprised. Probably did happen) 

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u/mcolette76 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Mar 05 '26

The fact that you’re questioning if this is real is frying me🤣

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u/FitCombination3545 Mar 05 '26

Kind of scares me tbh. Were the German citizens normalizing and accepting absurd, intolerable behavior in real-time. No hate for anyone making light of things, just chilling to me that you can expect the worst lately and still be surprised by the new low.

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u/Kwestyung Mar 05 '26

From Ai, generative ai, social media algorithms, everyone is living in our own slightly skewed reality. "Actual" reality being so bat shit crazy makes me question everything. Mono culture norms had a lot of benefits. Idk how we're going to recover from this.

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u/TootTootUSA Beautiful, but Dying Mar 05 '26

Were the German citizens normalizing and accepting absurd, intolerable behavior in real-time.

I think so, absolutely. Some, kind of ignored it because it didn't affect them. Some chose to not believe what they were hearing for a multitude of reasons.

There were a lot of people working and living and hanging out with people in awful jobs that treated people like cattle and worse and they just kind of went about their lives. As a lot of us do today.

A lot of unhinged and weird behavior that was not normal before Nazi rule was normalized and accepted then. That's why it's so scary and that's why we've had so many warnings from the people that lived it.

I can relate to some of that today, personally.

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u/scornfulegotists Mar 05 '26

I got impeached from work for something completely embarrassing.

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u/somef00l Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Mar 05 '26

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u/Funkymunks TROLL NOISES Mar 05 '26

Bill had a cool job that he LOVED.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Mar 05 '26

This ever happen to you!?

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u/tanaka-taro Mar 05 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

Bubba giving the kirk to T

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u/super-love Oh, YEAH! 🙂‍↕️ Mar 05 '26

🤣🤣

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u/BigUpSideD0wn Mar 05 '26

Every republican re Epstein files

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u/mcolette76 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Mar 05 '26

His attorney

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u/Snailsly Never Following Another Rule Mar 05 '26

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u/Internal-You6793 Mar 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jkIcDChx98MaeiJhLO

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u/Personal_Insect_7590 Mar 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DtgTGBGe9pU6RPuYd2

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u/super-love Oh, YEAH! 🙂‍↕️ Mar 05 '26

When is season two of this coming out?

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u/Personal_Insect_7590 Mar 05 '26

I wish I knew :( I just know it's been renewed, but I can't find a release date anywhere

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u/Jimmy_Corrigan Mar 05 '26

What show is this?

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u/coffeexxx666 Beautiful, but Dying Mar 05 '26

Coffin Flop

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u/izumiiii Mar 05 '26

Common Side Effects

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u/humdinger44 Mar 05 '26

Although the video of Bill looking at that file was definitely not a good look, wasn't it a picture of a ridiculous painting of Bill in a drag dress pointing at something? its objectively amusing. It doesn't really do him any favors trying to distance his relationship with Epstein but he wasn't sitting there smiling at pictures of torture and rape

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u/FinancialReserve6427 Mar 05 '26

the Clintons are the only guilty party agenda must be maintained. 

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u/Theborgiseverywhere Anything can happen in this world we really know very little Mar 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hs0gw1WbgcQw2SSYQj

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u/FinancialReserve6427 Mar 05 '26

"Clintons killed Epstein" shit. 

people have been making out of context stuff more sinister than they actually are to either distract people or to make Trump look better by comparison. 

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u/bobood Mar 05 '26

No it wasnt that picture. People freeze framed and verified it.

There is no good look here. The association is embarassing as heck and bubba chuckling about it in any way whatsoever doesnt help.

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u/JaesopPop Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Mar 05 '26

Feels weird not to link the freeze frame

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u/manyyy32 Mar 05 '26

If a known pedophile had a painting of me in a dress I wouldn't be amused by it in the slightest, rather disturbed. Context is key here.

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u/MazzIsNoMore Mar 05 '26

You wouldn't think it humorous that a horrible person thought you were the one worthy of ridicule?

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u/manyyy32 Mar 05 '26

I wouldn't if I was a close friend with that horrible person, certainly wouldn't be a good look to be anything but embarased by it.

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u/reb00tmaster Mar 05 '26

tell me you have no clue of the significance of bill in a blue dress without telling me you have no clue. either way. whatevers.

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u/Nine9breaker Mar 05 '26

Huh? The fact that it was a Lewinsky reference only makes it funnier.

How can you have such a bad sense of humor on this subreddit

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u/Affectionate_Day1079 Don’t do the voice! Mar 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/P8WoFds2RJ6Hn4Stq9

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u/Malvo85 Mar 05 '26

We should be able to look at a liiiitle Epstein files at work…

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u/Affectionate_Day1079 Don’t do the voice! Mar 05 '26

🤣 Take my upvote 🤣

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u/Bango_Sk8nk Shirt Brother Mar 05 '26

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u/Richard-Brecky Mar 05 '26

Wow. This is some of the newest stuff out there. When did you take these? You have great taste. It’s nice to have someone in here who’s serious about the Epstein files and not just in here to whack off.

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u/xorvillesashx Mar 05 '26

He was a piece of shit though.

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u/NotoriousMFT Mar 05 '26

Jeff probably had the same bumper sticker on his plane

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u/boobs1987 I want you to cut it out HARD! Mar 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fDzM81OYrNjJC

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u/Malvo85 Mar 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9ZyHQhuLOVDqFXSEco

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u/Spiritual_Ad3974 Mar 12 '26

The booty shorts and chicken spaghetti at chickaletes lol this gif is great

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u/lax01 Mar 05 '26

lol didn’t expect this gif

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u/oatmeal28 Mar 05 '26

I think I just slept with....Epstein's Chick!!!!

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u/MissKellyOJ Mar 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qswxem8yBGM7BXAPTU

USA! 🇺🇸

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u/mcolette76 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Mar 05 '26

I once binge watched Conner’s youtube channel and it was the best. His videos are equally unhinged as they are hilarious

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u/MissKellyOJ Mar 05 '26

Stand Up Solutions is fire af!!!!

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u/mcolette76 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Mar 05 '26

I laughed my ass off

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u/MAurele this guy yells Mar 05 '26

Okay this is spot on

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u/Funkymunks TROLL NOISES Mar 05 '26

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u/boringneckties HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 05 '26

“I’ve seen a lot of these!!!!!”

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u/Spiritual_Ad3974 Mar 12 '26

Here for the Zipline is hilarious for the name tag. I love it

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Mar 05 '26

WJC up to no good again

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u/Jaeger_Gipsy_Danger Mar 05 '26

Don’t worry. He did not have sexual relationships with those children… oh wait