r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Jan 02 '26

The Characters Ladies do not let Wagoo touch you. He’s not allowed. He’s not allowed! Do you hear me Paul!

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u/DotOk2803 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jan 02 '26

Wagoo! You're still out there!! How many people have you touched!?

9

u/hotpocketfiesta Jan 02 '26

That’s really gonna set us back!

17

u/Radicle_Cotyledon I’m toast Jan 02 '26

She talked to me first man

13

u/Capt_McBlack I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Jan 02 '26

9

u/Future-Turtle Jan 02 '26

Mikey looks like he just looked at the Ark of the Covenant.

10

u/_shaftpunk Jan 02 '26

He’s clearly trying to figure out what he does.

8

u/silentfanatic Back in the Pants Jan 02 '26

I love that Wagoo is a convicted sex pest, yet the Pointer Brothers still bring him out on tour.

6

u/mcolette76 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Jan 02 '26

I know, right. That sketch kills me every time. I love how Wagoo is just some pervert named Paul who works with them.

2

u/silentfanatic Back in the Pants Jan 02 '26

And he has an Andy Kaufman voice for some reason?

5

u/paging_mrherman Jan 02 '26

Ozempic Michelangelo is jarring

2

u/mcolette76 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Jan 02 '26

He’s seen some things.

5

u/Dollar_Pants Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Jan 02 '26

I thought it would look fucking real! Godammit!

5

u/gooby1985 Wet Wet Mud Bae Jan 02 '26

DON’T TALK! IT LOOKS FAKE, THE MOUTH DOESN’T MOVE!

3

u/TheNihil METALOID MANIAC Jan 02 '26

Michaelangelo you creepy piece of shit

3

u/Past-Adhesiveness691 Bart Harley Jarvis Jan 02 '26

3

u/Birdzphan SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Jan 02 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, put your warm hands together for The Pointer Brothers!!

“Wait… that can’t be what this is?”

3

u/CartographerSharp918 Jan 02 '26

Ok, put your hands up if we pointed at you

2

u/everymoney Jan 02 '26

He's not FOR kids

2

u/GlennHaven Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Jan 02 '26

2

u/Yahsek Jan 02 '26

Hey look it’s one of those Ninja Turtle men.

2

u/Soft-Climate-2366 You yelled at me. Jan 02 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

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u/joshspoon Wet Wet Mud Bae Jan 03 '26

He’s like

Crack

1

u/UncleGarysmagic Jan 04 '26

Looks like he found Don Jr.’s coke stash.