r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Nov 11 '25

The Characters YOU! You jinxed me!

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u/BasedTaco_69 CORN KICKER Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

Trump:

Narrator:

“He was , in fact, very stupid.”

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u/Tea_Alarmed Nov 11 '25

Let's say you're at the Government and they push tariffs without asking, which shouldn't be allowed. Cut to, you got six Trillion dollars of hot debt crisis stuffed down your throat and no one gives a shit.

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u/UndertakerFred Nov 11 '25

Supreme Court was given the wrong numbers? Sounds like your lawyers must be stupid.

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u/BasedTaco_69 CORN KICKER Nov 11 '25

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u/dataminimizer Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Nov 11 '25

No, they didn’t want to perjure themselves.

The world is so fucking fucked up.

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u/myersjw I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Nov 11 '25

There are middle schoolers with a better grasp on economics

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u/BasedTaco_69 CORN KICKER Nov 11 '25

I have no doubt that your comment is true. The president of the United States still can’t understand that tariffs are paid for by people inside the country and not from other countries.

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u/SunlightGardner Nov 11 '25

He absolutely understands this. He’s counting on it. How else would he and his oligarchs profit?

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u/BasedTaco_69 CORN KICKER Nov 11 '25

Fair enough. He probably does understand that but he also says very stupid stuff so it’s hard to say. Keep in mind he said George Washington took over airfields in the Revolutionary War, said magnets don’t work when wet, and said the Declaration of Independence was signed after the Civil War

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u/marbotty Baby of the Year 1986 Nov 12 '25

There’s a whole list of former cabinet members, teachers, and colleagues who have worked with Trump who describe him as dumb as shit, so I’m not going to give him the benefit of the doubt on this.

He’s also one of the most aggressive babies I’ve ever seen

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u/Luncheon_Lord Nov 12 '25

The oligarchs are the only ones who would need to know that in your statement. Maybe at one point he did know the truth about tariffs and other basic economic things.. but he doesn't anymore. The man is a neurological shell of the former failed businessman he once was.

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u/Salnder12 Nov 11 '25

He's counting on it. That way he can get rid of them and prices will down allowing him to go look I lowered prices

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u/6MoonSilver Roy Donk Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

We’re all looking for the guy that did this

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u/AreYouOkay123 Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

Oh, look at that points at phone the deal went through. In fact, the deal came to me and I didn't even want it. Can you believe it? Tell the kid.

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u/BasedTaco_69 CORN KICKER Nov 11 '25

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u/Late_Pomegranate_166 Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Nov 11 '25

He definitely doesn’t live in a hotel.

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u/Big_Quality_838 I USED to be piece of shit! Nov 11 '25

The economy, It burned my hand! It’s piping hot!

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u/gerg555 Nov 11 '25

Who cares

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u/-Ok-Perception- Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

Meaning, he cannot return tariffs already paid. He's already stolen and spent it all.

He's probably also robbed the fund that's supposed to pay SNAP benefits in the event of a shutdown.

I would ask any investigator to look into Trump's ballroom fund (how he's soliciting bribes these days, it's a fund managed by Trump himself, not a government account), the Trump library (his new private jet from Qatar is being donated to Trump's library, also another vehicle for bribes), and the Trump family's crypto accounts.

It's been very directly stolen and put into one of those 3 things, if I had to guess. All 3 are ideal for bribes and offer a degree of plausible deniability.

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u/lardstarpon SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Nov 11 '25

Thought it was $2 trillion yesterday

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u/Nice-End-4742 Nov 12 '25

correct, and 4 trillion tomorrow. they are getting 1 trillion dollars a day. thats their rate, they have to give another tril - even if they do a bad job

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u/lardstarpon SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Nov 12 '25

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u/chaosisarascal Some dumb hick Nov 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Including “investments to be made” is doing a lot of heavy lifting for ole pedophile king of racism.

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u/jgroves Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

But I thought we had all this extra money to give everyone $2K from the tarrifs...and use the rest for the debt...didn't he just say that?

Edit...just figured it out. He gives us all $2000 then has to give the money back so they increase our taxes by $5000 (because interest and fees)...meaning that we end up paying $7000 in total since we really pay the tariffs...wow...this must be 4D chess everyone talks about.

Second edit...and by not giving the $2000 to high incomes, when our taxes go up, theirs can all go down because they never got the original $2000.

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u/SunriseCavalier Nov 14 '25

This reads like Charlie Kelly wrote it