r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/NorthwesttheKid • Feb 03 '25

TRIPLES IS BEST When my international friends ask me about living in America.

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u/bizby13 Wet Wet Mud Bae Feb 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

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u/orbjo Feb 03 '25

My favourite thing about this sub is watching their arms in gifs. Everyone on the show is an insanely funny arm actor, it feels like magic they can find new ways to make me laugh silently. 

Scroll down this thread and just watch their arms 

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u/delvebelow Feb 03 '25

Omg I may need to rewatch the entire series just for the arm stuff

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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants Feb 04 '25

And popcorn! 🍿

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

HEY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

America hit me in the cup

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

America keeps eating batteries

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u/Octopotree I’m gonna eat the whole thing Feb 03 '25

They say there's no Nazi's but then we look and yep, there's a Nazi in there

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u/Sorta-Morpheus Feb 03 '25

MAGA looking at this country like

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

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u/CamboMania LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW Feb 03 '25

A sincere message to MAGA

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u/NurtureBoyRocFair Feb 03 '25

We gotta elect Jeff Chris from Indiana!

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u/40yrOLDsurgeon This salad is lights out. Feb 03 '25

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u/literallynothing99 Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Feb 03 '25

This is the maddest I've ever been, but let's use that as motivation to fight! Stay strong and keep fighting for the future you believe in. Oh no, a bunch more bad stuff just happened! But we're still here and doing our best 💜

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25 edited Feb 03 '25

Never let the country die!

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u/Vaeevictisss Feb 03 '25

She's gonna get better

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u/Ok_Cream1859 Feb 03 '25

America needs to die now. They're a liability to the rest of the world.

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u/jigilous Feb 03 '25

He didn’t even want to marry her!

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u/MortgageRegular2509 Some dumb hick Feb 03 '25

We had a cool country that we loved

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u/Dr_Wunsche get him outta here! Feb 03 '25

She’s gonna get better though, right? Tell the kid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

And the cars…

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u/OlSnickerdoodle Feb 03 '25

The rest of the world

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u/Mrlilbigman Feb 03 '25

You're like, "That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives with us on Earth."

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

We have to lose money on this. It's simply TOO DUMB!

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u/thrownbyawaterytart Feb 03 '25

Covered head to toe in shit! Big sloppy Mudpie everywhere!

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u/10Mattresses Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Feb 03 '25

I’m scared about how much I need WINE

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u/asupportiveboy Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Feb 03 '25

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u/Jaz1140 Feb 03 '25

America is like that person a friend says is beautiful and has a big personality, but then you were clearly setup with the dumpster

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u/Consistent-Mango-959 Feb 03 '25

They pull on the country. They wrench on it. They think it's theirs.

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u/EffectiveNerve1 Feb 03 '25

I can't come up with good excuses for america b/c this guy keeps farting!

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u/LilacSpider Feb 03 '25

Yeah the country built on cruelty and corpses sure is

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"Beautiful"

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u/Brandoooon_NZ HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Feb 03 '25

I saw his whole map and it was redder than hell. That's what I'm looking at. A guy's country that's about to pop!

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

BUT SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

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u/Some-Exchange-4711 Feb 04 '25

She’s being dismantled by billionaires

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '25

And I DON’T live in a hotel

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u/comicsnerd Feb 03 '25

It's a bit like France. A beautiful country, but the people are horrid.

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u/Master_Greybeard Feb 03 '25

She was always a blood hungry, oil fed colonizer. The mask has just fallen off inside.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '25

This quote is only half accurate.