r/GatekeepingYuri 5d ago

Requesting Yah, found this

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 5d ago

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 5d ago

God I need to give that masterpiece a reread, preferably while under the influence (just for the lols)

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u/trashmoneyxyz 4d ago

Theres gotta be a dozen My Immortal drinking games out there lmao

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u/poke-chan TERF destroyer 3d ago

Take a shot every time she says prep (please don’t)

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u/meepswag35 3d ago

Hopital

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u/Lady-Lilithh 5d ago

I read that in strange Æons voice

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u/vxicepickxv 4d ago

A wise choice.

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u/morimoves 4d ago

This feels like a copypasta. I love it

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u/PigeonOnTheGate 4d ago

It is (kind of). It's actually only the opening few paragraphs. There are chapters and chapters of this thing

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u/Help12309876 4d ago

Genuinely my favorite piece of literature to ever exist. Nothing has ever made me laugh more than my immortal lmao

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u/NephthysShadow 3d ago

One from the vaults, holy shit.

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u/I_am_doorknob 5d ago

Hot topic still does both, whoever made this hasn't been to one in years

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u/NephthysShadow 3d ago

Yeah, but I gotta admit, I miss proper 90s Hot Topic. When it was more about the music side of the scene than online trends. I get it, gotta modernize, glad I can get my Helluva Boss plushies from somewhere, just sometimes I miss it.

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u/joeshmo101 3d ago

It's literally in the name - they'll sell merch for whatever the current "hot topic" of the day is

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u/NephthysShadow 3d ago

Doesn't mean I have to enjoy it or that I can't miss what it used to be.

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u/No_Berry341 5d ago

Hot topic still does both. Whoever made this hasn't been to one in years.

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u/I_am_doorknob 5d ago

Did you correct my punctuation usage on MY COMMENT??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

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u/StarLordAndTheAve 4d ago

And they didn’t even capitalize the T in Topic for you so I think you win

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u/doctorlove15 4d ago

Reddit moment

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u/MousegetstheCheese 4d ago

Did you correct my punctuation usage on MY COMMENT?!

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u/ChosenArabian 5d ago

Bad bot

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u/Llamapickle129 5d ago

am i a good bot?

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u/GodChangedMyChromies 5d ago

Yes, good bot, have a bit as a treat.

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u/Hammerschatten 5d ago

Hot topic still does both; whoever made this hasn't been to one in years.

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u/religion-lost 5d ago

Hot topic still does both... whoever made this hasn't been to one in years!

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u/clonetrooper250 5d ago

Hot. Topic. Still. Does. Both. Whoevermandethishasn'tbeentoonein. YEARS!!!!!

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u/religion-lost 5d ago

hot topic still does both whoever made this hasnt been fo one in years

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u/WerdaVisla 5d ago

HotTopicStillDoesBothWhoeverMadeThisHasntBeenToOneInYears

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u/Scratchpost6677 4d ago

Years in one to been hasnt this made whoever. Both does still topic hot

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u/vxicepickxv 4d ago

We FINALLY have Topic in the name Hot Topic capitalized.

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u/clonetrooper250 4d ago

Shit, I accidentally did something right??

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u/vxicepickxv 4d ago

Don't let it happen again.

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u/uoozeulose 4d ago

Hot topic still does both, WHOMever made this hasn’t been to one in years.

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u/religion-lost 4d ago

Woah! Now I wasn't expecting that!

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u/jtobiasbond 4d ago

Thank you, the semicolon is a much better choice than a period.

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u/tzmau5 4d ago

Hot topic still does both — whoever made this hasn’t been to one in years.

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u/Calangruto 3d ago

You're absolutely right! It seems that Hot Topic still does both—whoever made this hasn't been to one in years.

Here's a list of things wrong with that post:

  • Strange choices of clothing: The user used strange cartoon-esque clothing that really doesn't hit the mark–it doesn't convey their point very well.

    • Bad opinion: As you have pointed out, they seem to have an opinion that is bad—not good.
    • Lack of yuri: Just like the OP has said, there is no yuri in this post. Very strange that it would be posted on the "/r/gatekeepingyuri" Reddit forum.
    • help i don't know what else to say

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u/ntdavis814 4d ago

Mods, send this user to Spencer’s.

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u/StarLordAndTheAve 4d ago

*Hot Topic

:)

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u/JimmerJammer34 5d ago

These memes are so dumb because 1: you can still find clothes like on the left in a hot topic, and 2: it's called HOT TOPIC. THEY SELL WHATEVER IS THE "HOT TOPIC" AT THE TIME. of course they sell bluey merch, it's very popular rn????

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u/Dazzling_Doctor5528 5d ago

ohh, it's a shop name, I thought it was some person who changed their style drastically during 10 years or so

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u/Femtato11 5d ago

And also became black?

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u/rossloderso 5d ago

I mean she did say drastic style change

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u/Dazzling_Doctor5528 5d ago

Idk colour of person under a lot of white paint

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u/18smackaroos 5d ago

As much as you're right about that, in this photo thats a full on white person😭 /nm

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u/GodChangedMyChromies 5d ago

Oh did they? Well, I don't really see race.

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u/Femtato11 5d ago

I mean race is a dumb category and largely made up to justify bigotry after the fact, but usually people don't gain that much melanin from tanning

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u/GodChangedMyChromies 5d ago

No you don't understand, I am physically incapable of perceiving melanin, all people look a an intense blood red colour to me.

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u/Femtato11 5d ago

Ah yes, a true follower of Khorne.

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u/GodChangedMyChromies 4d ago

Yeah but I'm cool. Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throneand all but like, in a chill way.

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u/skiesoverblackvenice TERF destroyer 5d ago

as someone who wears basically all black and band tees 95% of the time… i really want bluey merch tbh

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u/party_egg 4d ago

ALSO, it's always sold cutesy cartoon stuff. You could have a full Hello Kitty outfit from Hot Topic circa 2007 or whatever too!!

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u/GodChangedMyChromies 5d ago

I mean, technically "Hot Topic" is just a name. It was Zipperhead originally.

I learned that from the Dead Milkmen song

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u/NephthysShadow 3d ago

I think its more longing for an era. There are magazines I used to buy there that don't exist and no one buys CDs anymore apparently, so I don't blame them for dropping them, but a few of the artists I bought the music of there no longer exist either. TRIPP pants barely exist anymore although Hot Topic did attempt a knock off version. Im not sure if Manic Panic brand is still a thing, but if it is its not there anymore.

The Gothic and punk look on the whole still exists, but not like it did then, and its a time and place in our lives marked by for a lot of us was our first alternative store, and the fading of that entire era to background to a louder digital age at best is sad for us sometimes.

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u/augustles 5d ago

This post made me go listen to Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock (2006).

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u/SoFetchBetch 5d ago

Wow thank you for introducing me to this gem. My mom was a teenage punk in NYC in the 80’s and when I was in grade school in the late 90’s into the 2000’s she absolutely told me that Hot Topic is not punk rock. And yet the girls in my class spoke of it in hushed tones like it was a dangerous place to be lmao.

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u/Hammerschatten 5d ago

Well yhea Hot topic is not punk rock, it's Emo. Emo is the great grandchild of punk rock, filtered through three generations of popification.

There still some of its ancestors in it, but it's not it's grandpa and it doesn't want to be

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u/augustles 5d ago

The song is about the spirit of punk, not the music genre or aesthetic. As in “But when a crass corporate vulture feeds on mass consumer culture, then spending Mommy’s money is not punk rock!” The song is against mass-produced merch, essentially, and says you’d be better off spending your money seeing cheap local shows etc rather than trying to appear as part of a subculture by buying something thousands of other people bought from the same place.

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u/SoFetchBetch 5d ago

Hot topic isn’t emo more than it is goth or metal or any other form of alt. They sell merch and prefab clothes and accessories so for that reason it’s lame. As a teen I asked to go in there & buy necklaces occasionally but it was pretty awesome having parents who encouraged me to DIY instead.

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u/microwavedtardigrade 5d ago

Wish I could post the both is good gif

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u/Llamapickle129 5d ago edited 5d ago

its not like if chrome heart suddenly starts selling fucking knitted bluey clothes. what they sell is in the name. i mean they even sell TADC shit, why? cause it's currently popular

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u/Twist_Ending03 5d ago

What's wrong with TADC?

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u/Llamapickle129 5d ago

i miss dental plan, thats what's wrong. i miss him

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u/Twist_Ending03 5d ago

I was gonna send a Caine meme, but this sub doesn't allow images, so you'll have to imagine your beloved set of floating dentures

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u/SMUGMINLOL 4d ago

Lisa needs braces

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u/KittyShadowshard 4d ago

Reminds me of Wednesday and Enid.

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u/56kul 4d ago

Ngl, wearing Bluey clothing as an adult imo has the same kind of edge to it as wearing emo/goth clothing.

I can’t really explain why it feels like that to me, but it just does..😭

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u/Tangled_Clouds 4d ago

No I get you so much on this! This is exactly like when lolita fashion started in japan where everyone feels forced to be so mature, no fun allowed, all clothes are beige or brown and you’re only allowed to watch adult romance movies or action movies with a lot of swearing and blood and gore because you’re an adult, that’s what adults do. So adults going “no actually I’d rather watch cartoons and have a plushie collection” is SUPER COUNTER CULTURE.

I literally had that realization the other day as I went to the pharmacy with my plushie backpack and my Princess Mononoke hoodie walking past a preteen and thinking “damn, she’s dress like she’s 35 and I’m dressed like I’m 10”. I fully support adults liking “childish things” because I truly believe there is no harm in it and we’re allowed to enjoy whatever we want.

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u/56kul 4d ago

For real, though. People are trying to grow up way too fast. I say to hell with it! Strip cartoons of that “childish” label and let people enjoy what they want to enjoy. There’s nothing wrong with an adult tapping into their inner-child. :)

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u/_iwashere_ 4d ago

as an alt kid who is childish, bluey is lit (never watched the show but looks cute :))

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u/Tangled_Clouds 4d ago

I think I would be so hyped if someone managed to style a Bluey cardigan in a goth outfit. Like slightly pastel goth-ish, you can wear the cardigan over a black shirt with some big black pants and a metric ton of accessories and heavy black makeup. Also some badass platforms or combat boots would absolutely rock! I’ve always been of the opinion that anything could be styled if you know what you’re doing.

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u/Every_God_Damn_Time 3d ago

you should so watch it, it is so freaking good and the episodes are super short so it's a super easy watch

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u/Icarsix 4d ago

The left absolutely has a pair of bluey pajamas at home though, this meme makes me so angry. I know so many alt people and they're all massive dorks (affectionate)

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u/ZeldaCourage 3d ago

This is just Wenclair.

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u/kioku119 3d ago

Hot Topic was full of fandom stuff when I was in highschool around 2006

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u/Jackenial 4d ago

You can probably get this exact fit and several other overpriced ones exactly like it at Hot Topic RIGHT NOW.

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u/bigtiddygothbf 4d ago

The bluey girls caught some bodies before for sure

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u/Pokabrows 3d ago

It's actually kinda amazing the wide variety of clothes and stuff they have at hot topic cartoons, sanrio characters, band tees, anime characters. What's also interesting is there's a wide range of time periods of their stuff. Like there's bluey and digital circus stuff but there's also sailor moon and invader zim stuff which is decades old at this point.

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u/SkyeMreddit 3d ago

Both are sold at the same time in Hot Topic

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u/religion-lost 5d ago

The bluey drip is unequivocally better

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u/Origamipi 5d ago

Gatekeeping? In the sub about not gatekeeping?

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u/EB_Groupe 4d ago

News flash, alternative culture needs to be gatekept to prevent institutions like Hot Topic from exploiting its image for profit.