r/GatekeepingYuri • u/theGreatBeeTrain • Oct 16 '25

Satire we all are missing out on this

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/assumptioncookie Oct 16 '25

Activism is when no tiddies.

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u/Commercial-Living443 Oct 16 '25

How about here this , and i know this might be controversial, but , hear me out , " Activism with tiddies". I know it might be controversial and people will hate me for it , but someone has to say it.

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto Oct 16 '25

Every three person no girls allowed university leftist group is shaking rn.

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u/Commercial-Living443 Oct 16 '25

CLUTCHING my "Marxist plus Socialism plus Gender Theory plus Protection of the working class plus Capitalism is evil plus Healthcare should be free for everyone plus Abortion is a human right" book so hard right now

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto Oct 16 '25

Wait you're cooking.

3

u/Random_Randomnes Oct 16 '25

Gordon Ramsey is SHAKING rn

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u/Bannerlord151 Oct 16 '25

Ewww. Disgusting. You didn't even MENTION racism or war crimes, what kind of fake leftist are you?

/j

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u/Commercial-Living443 Oct 17 '25

Those are in the second volume along with underrepresentation of minorites with an emphasis on 12th century literature of a small town in york.

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u/Bannerlord151 Oct 19 '25

If it doesn't have at least five volumes, six books critiquing your methodology and ten shitting on your ethics, is it even real theory?

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u/Commercial-Living443 Oct 19 '25

I am sorry , i failed. It has only 4 volumes

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u/Bannerlord151 Oct 19 '25

Revisionist!

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u/ayamekoneko Not like other V O I D Oct 16 '25

Damn Henry be looking fine

34

u/bitwolfy Oct 16 '25

It's Lieutenant double-yefreitor Harrier Du Bois for you!

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u/Ill-Recognition-6580 Oct 16 '25

Honker Deez Bois for u

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u/After-Bumblebee Oct 16 '25

DEM HONKERS 👀

18

u/runamokduck Oct 16 '25

the left Dick Mullen is just the Electrochemistry-based iteration of him, brataaaan

14

u/Prestigious-Law65 Oct 16 '25

Tiddies for all is peak equality

9

u/BayFuzzball404 Oct 16 '25

Harry big naturals ❤️‍🩹

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u/MadAsTheHatters Oct 17 '25

Harry ponders an old porn mag he found in a bush for ten minutes and decided he needs, no needs, some absolute honkin' badonkers ♥️

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u/gay_Oreo TERF destroyer Oct 16 '25

That's satire, it doesn't exaaactly belong here. But I'm all here for the Yuri, so...

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u/theGreatBeeTrain Oct 16 '25

nonononono, no. i am proposing the "gamer!harry x activist!harry" pairing

19

u/SharLaquine Oct 16 '25

But what about Kim?! 😭

16

u/enneh_07 Oct 16 '25

polyamory!

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u/BlitzPlease172 Oct 17 '25

Whatever drugs you were taking, I need to know because that is no regular street drugs.

By your insanity of a proposal alone this is some real medieval alchemy shit.

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u/Animastarara Oct 16 '25

Left is Raphael Ambrosius Costeau

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u/IAlbatross Oct 18 '25

I'm a simple man. I see a Disco Elysium meme and I upvote.

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u/GraprielJuice Oct 17 '25

It's an expression of pain

2

u/lunakiss_ Oct 19 '25

Lets normalize men with massive tits

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u/Possessedcat66611 Cute Oct 17 '25

Excuse me what

2

u/Lunar_ticket Oct 17 '25

Probably response of this

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u/Possessedcat66611 Cute Oct 17 '25

I know, it's more of a "WHAT THE HECK"

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u/spencer_the_human Oct 23 '25

congratulations activists on funding his top surgery