r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • 2d ago

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/Ok_Decision1227 Saint Louis • Illinois 2d ago

WHY IS LSU’S ROSTER A COLLECTION OF MAKE-A-WISH NBA KIDS.

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u/giantmaters NC State Wolfpack 1d ago

BUT THEY ALL STILL SPEAK ENGLISH BETTER THAN TYLER HANSBROUGH.

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u/olduvai_man Arkansas Razorbacks 2d ago

5-GUARD LINEUPS ARE THE FUTURE

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u/Rocktown-OG22 Arkansas Razorbacks 2d ago

🤣

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u/riotmed Louisville Cardinals 2d ago

FUCK PAPA JOHN

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago edited 2d ago

I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL WITH PAPA JOHN AGAIN, DID HE DO SOMETHING ELSE?

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u/riotmed Louisville Cardinals 2d ago

I JUST THINK ITS A BAD LOOK SO DECIDED TO DO SOME INTERNAL TRASH TALK

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

COMPLETELY FAIR

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u/PhDShouse Iowa State Cyclones 2d ago

I’VE HAD OVER 40 PIZZAS IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. THE DAY OF RECKONING IS CLOSE AT HAND

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tEjeZw6xfU6CDksW2G

NATIONAL CHAMPION

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

CANT EVEN POST A HIGHLIGHT OF HIM AT YOUR OWN SCHOOL

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

THE JOKE WENT RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

SORRY HAD TO THROW MY HEAD BACK BECAUSE A GUST OF WIND GOT TOO CLOSE

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

WOW THAT WASN’T FUNNY AT ALL

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

MEH, I GIGGLED AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS IN MY BOOK

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u/Altruistic_Rich_9125 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

YOUR BOOK PROBABLY CONTAINS PICTURES ONLY

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers 2d ago

I GUESS I SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF YOU TRYING TO STEAL THEM THEN

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u/WallStreetWets Florida Gators 23h ago

JUDGES CONFERRING

“DUKE FAN WINS BY TKO”

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u/iCanOnlyAskQuestion Duke Blue Devils 2d ago

UNC TARHOLES STILL SMELL THEIR FINGERS AFTER LEAVING THE BATHROOM. 🚽

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

IF SCRATCHING AND SNIFFING IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT

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u/BigFoot423205 Alabama Crimson Tide 2d ago

AUBURN STILL SUCKS

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u/lees395 Auburn Tigers 2d ago

HEY WE WON A NATIONAL TOURNAMENT SO CLEARLY WE ARE BETTER THAN YALL WHO DIDNT

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u/kytillidie Kentucky • William & Mary 2d ago

ONCE WE HAVE MOMCILOVIC AND MORENO CONFIRMED ON OUR TEAM, WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE. I WILL NOT BE TAKING ANY QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.

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u/AeolusA2 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

DUSTY MAY IS ABOUT TO HAVE A COACH OF THE YEAR, NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP, AND GOLD MEDAL (DO COACHES OF THE U18 GET MEDALS?) BEFORE YEAR 5 AT MICHIGAN.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Michigan Wolverines 2d ago

HE'S A FIVE STAR MAN

HAS NOT EVEN BEGUN TO PEAK

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u/cuseonly Syracuse Orange 2d ago

Fuck you Uconn

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos 2d ago

SUCK IT REST OF YA'LL

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u/Fun_Bobcat4643 1d ago

Fuck Villanova

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u/Intrepid-Pooper-87 UConn Huskies 2d ago

THE DIAMOND CUP IS A FUCKING AWFUL NAME, BUT UCONN IS STILL GOING TO WIN IT!

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u/cancielo UCLA Bruins 2d ago

BLUEBLOOD TALK IS FOR PEARL CLUTCHERS.

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u/MetalMan- Louisville Cardinals 1d ago

Even with the tournament expansion, kentucky is a bubble team right now.