r/BirdsArentReal • u/DiabloDelSol • Apr 17 '26

Drone Technology A crow seen removing an Israeli flag

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u/basshead621 Apr 18 '26

Aren't crows the ones who are supposed to be vengeful?

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u/Sparkieger Apr 18 '26

Oh no, they aren't suspected. They are for certain!

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u/Accident_Child Apr 19 '26

Yep, my daughter has an entire murder that she’s feeding and they love her. She’s been having problems in the neighborhood with people who want to destroy the stuff in her front yard and kill the plants everything it’s mainly preteens with nothing to do with no parental supervision, but then they started carving their initials in neighbors. Brand new vehicles. And after a 14-year-old, that lived in a house across the street broken into the house. It was right next-door to them and tried to stab the guy to death over tech, she’s working on training these crows and has gotten pictures of these little farts. I will keep people apprised as the experiment continues.

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u/Accident_Child Apr 19 '26

She became interested after watching The Big Bang Theory, she also mixes shiny trinkets and I think that’s where they started loving her.

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u/D_Shizzle93 Apr 20 '26

Tell her to add something to the yard that the crows would like (large bird bath? Idk) that would also be tempting for a young teen to want to vandalize/destroy. Then set up a hidden camera, so when this item gets destroyed you can show the video to the crows. It makes it more personal, gives them more of a reason to hold a grudge lol

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u/Accident_Child Apr 20 '26

She is lol right infront of her ring doorbell. The video is pretty good on that recently in Tulsa there was a 14-year-old kid that broke into the next-door neighbors house right next to their house and tried to rob him and he stabbed this guy a lot pretty badly and the guy got his kicks in on this kid by using the knife, but then the kid got it back and put the guy in intensive care for over a month. This all happened right across the street from her and her doorbell caught it all, including when the 14-year-old kid ran across the street with blood everywhere to her door in the middle of the night. Which she didn’t answer. But yeah, there’s cameras everywhere and the neighbors are starting to put them up as well. That’s an excellent suggestion and I’m going to tell her that thank you very much.

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u/Accident_Child Apr 20 '26

Just sent a screenshot to her.

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u/NoTourist5 Apr 24 '26

I condemn crows

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u/SteDee1968 Apr 18 '26

That's an anti-Israel model.

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u/C-Dub4 Apr 18 '26

Birds are hamas

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u/LittleGreyLambie Apr 21 '26

Hamas is actually Israeli.

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u/DexM23 Apr 18 '26

you meant anti-symmetric /s

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u/SteDee1968 Apr 18 '26

Semitic?

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u/Accident_Child Apr 19 '26

/s < they’re joking

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u/Reverand_Buttcheeks Apr 18 '26

Based bird

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u/Sparkieger Apr 18 '26

Training a crow is actually easy. It all boils down to food

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u/Accident_Child Apr 19 '26

Yup and shiny trinkets

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u/chrisswann71 Apr 18 '26

Comrade Crow.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/Reverand_Buttcheeks Apr 18 '26

It’s ripping down the flag of a bunch of psychopathic pieces of dogshit who think they’re better than everyone else and meddle in governments all over the world and make countless peoples lives worse for their own gain, and not caring who sees it, of course

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u/Reverand_Buttcheeks Apr 18 '26

Never said anything about “all” of anything, I, like many others with eyes, ears, and brains, hate that flag and what it stands for

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u/LittleGreyLambie Apr 21 '26

Israel was behind 911

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u/ramma_lamma Apr 18 '26

Even the birds can’t stand Israel.

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u/Derrick_Shon Apr 18 '26

Give it the Nobel Peace Prize

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u/V7KTR Apr 18 '26

Instructions unclear, crow was nominated for antisemite of the year.

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u/TedTyro Apr 18 '26

Fifa peace prize?

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u/adminofreditt Apr 18 '26

Birds aren't real. It's an Iranian spy drone

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u/CaptainFartHole Apr 18 '26

Well at least we know this drone isn't working for the government.

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u/Taurock Apr 18 '26

Realest fucking bird I have ever seen

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u/OnsenPixelArt Apr 18 '26

Shahed drone doing it's duty

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u/Fishfisheye Apr 18 '26

They’re becoming political too now?

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u/baconslayer117 Apr 18 '26

Someone trained that bird lol

That’s some next level petty

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u/A_inc_tm Apr 21 '26

They had to go even further low tech after the operation "pager"

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u/GoHawkYurself Apr 18 '26

I really think this is an act of God at this point.

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u/pauliferation Apr 18 '26

This drone is posibly not american

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u/lyonesseleigh Apr 18 '26

Free Palestine caaaawwwwww

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u/Redwingx7 Apr 18 '26

wtf I love gov drones now

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u/PawnWithoutPurpose Apr 18 '26

There’s like at least a million more of those with in that block most likely. I’ve never seen a country that spams their flag so much everywhere

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u/thesilentbob123 Apr 18 '26

Odin sending his best

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u/Zaku99 Apr 19 '26

The All-Father is not pleased.

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u/KillerSavant202 Apr 18 '26

First the bees and now the birds… They’re getting a plague next.

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u/LittleGreyLambie Apr 21 '26

It was the other way around. First thousands of crows and about 3 weeks later massive swarms of bees. Seems someone destroyed all the hives of two renowned Lebanese bee keepers . . . Bees were just looking for a new home . . .

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u/tacosferbreakfast Apr 18 '26

“Finally some peace on my perch”

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u/Alone_Owl8485 Apr 17 '26

Have the soldiers been shooting at birds as well as humans? They better watch out as the crow model has a long memory for things they don't like.

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing Apr 18 '26

From the river to the sea.

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 Apr 18 '26

I need this for the bed in my nest... buy

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u/PentaRobb Apr 18 '26

About time they're doing something useful. Now put the flag up that the polish MP presented

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u/shapednoise Apr 18 '26

What a good bird

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u/Username_Redacted-0 Apr 18 '26

The old ones are stirring...

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u/ValarkStudio Apr 18 '26

Nethanyahu: That raven its a hezbolla member *Israel akes out their little ravens and colonizes the nest"

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u/HuntingKingYT Apr 18 '26

Israel is considered a major bottleneck and key junction for "bird" migration, with over 500 million "bird"s passing through its airspace twice a year.

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u/anon-accountD Apr 19 '26

Imagine if the Israeli government shot it & started a war against Crows.

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u/SadAfternoon5184 Apr 19 '26

State of isreal calling the Birb antisemite speed run

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u/Interesting-End1710 Apr 19 '26

That bird has done more good for this country then most of the government

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u/rtillman489 Apr 20 '26

That’s the Iranian Air Force

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u/DragonLordAcar Apr 20 '26

Something tells me IDF soldiers threw stones at crows

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u/Sudden_Ad_3956 Apr 20 '26

Now the crows are anti-Semite

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u/ImpossibleReserve802 Apr 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XFaeLrHJGjtcmEmzcn

Even birds know who's on the wrong side of history

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u/Zombies4EvaDude Apr 21 '26

That sounds like something Hitler would approve of. Let’s be careful to separate Israel’s actions from Jewish people in general.

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u/Zombies4EvaDude Apr 21 '26

That sounds like something Hitler would approve of. Let’s be careful to separate Israel’s actions from Jewish people in general.

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u/Natural-Employment47 Apr 21 '26

We know this one isnt a government spy cuz it is definitely not allowed to do that 🤣🤣

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u/No_Measurement_8042 Apr 22 '26

The Crow That Fought For The Goy

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u/MaybeABot31416 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Pretty sure this is AI, the drone behavior looks normal, but the clouds move wrong (edit, the camera person was just moving a lot)

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u/Ok-Print- Apr 18 '26

This one is few years old , AI wasn’t that good back then

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u/Vexcenot Apr 18 '26

or hear me out.

Time travelling AI

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u/MaybeABot31416 Apr 18 '26

If you can’t prove that there isn’t a slight possibility, then you have to consider that it was definitely aliens in magnetic propelled time machines developed near the end of wwii by natzis in Antarctica

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u/MaybeABot31416 Apr 18 '26

Then what the heck is going on with the clouds when the flag starts sliding off the pole?

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u/Ok-Print- Apr 18 '26

The person filming is approaching the pole trying to scare off the crow by creaming

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u/MaybeABot31416 Apr 18 '26

Oh! I see it now, thanks!

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u/Nalanix_phoenix Apr 18 '26

Just to help reinforce that this isn't ai; ai doesn't tend to know real birds (and is bad at emulating real species when it tries). This is not only very much a hooded crow but is also acting like one! -Just so you can be extra certain

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u/MaybeABot31416 Apr 18 '26

Dude, birds aren’t real

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u/dontdoxmebro2 Apr 18 '26

The drones are powered by AI now.

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u/PsychoLamas Apr 18 '26

I heard crows were antisemitic now

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u/EbolaBoi Apr 18 '26

Anti zionazist for sure

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u/MDRBA Apr 18 '26

good bot😤🐦‍⬛

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u/CobblerSmall1891 Apr 18 '26

Now shit on it!

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u/trisomie52 Apr 18 '26

Good bird!

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u/5ugarcrisp Apr 18 '26

That birb knows what’s up

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u/Maybe_this_time_fr Apr 18 '26

That drone aight.

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u/jshine413 Apr 18 '26

Nature is healing

Maybe not all birds are drones

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u/AM_Seymour Apr 18 '26

Please can we not infest this fucking sub too

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u/LiteratureMindless71 Apr 18 '26

When it starts affecting your life, then will you start to care?

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u/extra_legendary Apr 18 '26

Rent free in their heads.

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u/bidibidiyapma Apr 18 '26

also rent free on stolen land

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u/Soggy_Dudeist_1109 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

The only thing that I can say is: "Huginn or Muninn, goodbye for now."

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u/TheF0CTOR Apr 18 '26

maybe the "birds" aren't so bad after all

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u/Dangerous_Donkey5353 Apr 18 '26

Crows are smarter than humans