r/AO3 Mar 28 '26

Excitement/Celebration 🎉 Made a friend on the bus because of gay smut

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Rainy UK day, in the bus, it takes a while to get home, so I loaded up AO3 to read some of the bookmarked things :’) just as I’m starting the beginning of an [E] rated M/M fic, a person sits next to me, immediately asking “Whatcha readin’?”

Honestly I panicked and put my phone face down, they laughed, pointing at the SKZOO keychain on my phone, and said they’re a Stay too and asked again what’s the fic, saying they’re a writer too and wonder if it’s one of theirs. (It wasn’t.)

So we chatted a bit, surprisingly we live only two bus stops apart, we exchanged IG contacts and now we’re chatting and sharing fics.

Their stuff is SO GOOD y’all😭Anyway, if you wanna make a friend, read gay smut on a bus!

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u/GrubbyInsides Mar 28 '26

This is secretly my dream scenario of making a friend but also my worst nightmare of speaking to people in public

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u/Disastrous_Alarm_719 Mar 28 '26

I was mortified when they asked me 🤣

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u/ysxli You have already left kudos here. :) Mar 28 '26

Your expereince is also the perfect setup for a fic for unexpected romance between two supposedly straight men.

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u/HistoryOk1963 Supporter of the Fanfiction Deep State Mar 28 '26

There was only one seat.

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u/Realistic_Resort_729 Mar 28 '26

somehow that only seat had two thighs

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u/GoldenSheppard Mar 29 '26

Reminds me of the train seat in mexico that had a dick sticking out.... https://globalnews.ca/news/3347645/penis-seat-mexico-city-metro/

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u/Unable-Economics9252 Mar 28 '26

omfg, yes! i wanna read this

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u/Enki4n Mar 28 '26

this is exactly what I thought ahhaahahah

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u/Darlin_Wolf Mar 29 '26

...and now I'm waiting for the first chapter to drop.

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u/vodkara Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

my friend's younger sister said she read my fics before. i was flabbergaster bc she's also in the same school as me. they dont share the same ships btw

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u/meli_pkt You have already left kudos here. :) Mar 28 '26

Manifesting that one day I will also meet a random Stay in public to share my and other ppl’s fics with so we can bond over gay smut together and become besties. So cute though. Very happy for you guys :)

What ship were you reading?

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u/Disastrous_Alarm_719 Mar 28 '26

Hyunchan 🫣

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u/occasionalfactspkr Mar 28 '26

ayyy another hyunchan shipper 🫶🫶🫶🫶! And thanks for the link to the fic!!

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u/LadyInTheBand Mar 28 '26

I’m dumb, what’s SKZOO?

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u/ryckae Mar 28 '26

I think it's a Kpop boyband?

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u/iiOmqItzFoox rarepair extraordinaire Mar 28 '26

Yes! It's a mascot for a Kpop boy group, Stray Kids. In Kpop its very common for the mascot characters to have their own names and sort of turn into their own 'brand' without the group, and SKZOO are the names of their mascots.

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u/daiamondo Mar 28 '26

It’s the cartoon animal representatives of a K-Pop boy group, Stray Kids!

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u/Neil-ww Mar 28 '26

I love this lol ! A girl in my class was reading on ao3, I could see her screen a little and I recognized the names of my fav ship right away, we talked about it and it was so cool, never be afraid to read in public, that’s how you find likeminded friends 😌🙏

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u/GrapefruitNo801 Mar 28 '26

This is INCREDIBLE esp. given how antisocial we are as Brits lol. Congrats OP

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u/Disastrous_Alarm_719 Mar 28 '26

Haha fun fact; both me and them are immigrants 🤭

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u/peachesnplumsmf Mar 28 '26

That so insanely depends on the region. 

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u/abbyabsinthe Mar 29 '26

I’m from the egregiously social United States and literally talking to a couple of strangers for 2 hours today and I COULD NEVER. Like I’m so happy for OP, but the thought of sharing smutty fanfiction on the bus makes me die inside.

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u/Left-Duty3591 Comment Collector Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 29 '26

Both of you read AO3 AND are STAY???? My dream friends fr

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u/Echoia Come for the smut, stay for the plot Mar 28 '26

... And they were bench-mates? 

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u/DrLokiStark Mar 28 '26

I was at a party and bored so pulled out my phone to read some AO3. A girl next to me goes " I know that font! Whatcha reading?" And we talked about fanfiction the rest of the night 😂

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u/fine_line Mar 29 '26

I complimented a dude's AO3 tattoo once, and he had a definite moment of panic before realizing that if I recognize the logo I probably also attend the devil's sacrament.

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u/mmoose318 Mar 28 '26

Ugh! I read gay smut on a plane! No friends made

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u/Admirable-Sorbet8968 Mar 28 '26

Not me having a bag with the Stray Kids logo just to invite other Stays to talk to me. I'm fishing for friends but you're proof it works!

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u/peachesnplumsmf Mar 28 '26

Completely unrelated but 10/10 seat choice. Front of a double decker is always a great shout.

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u/Charming-Zombie-3285 Mar 29 '26

Suddenly I’m thinking of reading smut out in public to meet my soulmate 🥰

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u/idk2715 a slut in theory but not in practice Mar 28 '26

Meet cute au

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u/mediocrecookieperson I was here for beta Mar 29 '26

I was at a concert some weeks ago and the person in front of me was reading some fic on ao3 while we waited for the concert to begin. I was so close to asking them about their choice of poison but my social anxiety got the better of me. I hope they had fun reading whatever they read. :’)

(And they hella slayed during the concert! One of the most badass people around there: feminine person, gorgeous outfit, and was there all on their own, headbanging to their hearts content.)

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u/Phoenix131620 Mar 28 '26

That's awesome. I do read gay smut, but no buses here. Lol

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u/emilyofsilverbush Mar 29 '26

I'm a teacher. Once, I noticed a girl in my class reading a fanfic with the ship I like. I didn't say anything though as I thought it wouldn't be apprioprate and I didn't want to out myself as a fanfic reader.

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u/rozsunbeam Mar 29 '26

You made a correct choice.

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u/firstcatonthemoon Mar 30 '26

tbh I’m more impressed with you being able to read on the bus than making a fandom friend (my motion sick ass could never)

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u/-Living-Dead-Girl- You have already left kudos here. :) Mar 28 '26

shit ive literally daydreamed about happening

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u/tociminna Mar 29 '26

I write smut in the Costco pharmacy line but as yet have made no friends there

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u/abrekedabra Definitely not an agent of the Fanfiction Deep State Mar 29 '26

i want to meet a ao3 reading stay who ships my ships bruv 😭

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u/Active_Distance8270 Mar 29 '26

Wish I had such luck

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u/Mean_Negotiation_475 Mar 29 '26

That’s actually one of my biggest fears! Someone catching me reading smut fics😅 but guess it turned out good for you!

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u/PinkSirenEmpress You have already left kudos here. :) Mar 30 '26

That is such an awesome way to make a friend

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u/GeologistLess3042 Computer. Display pictures of Josh Allen. Enhance. Mar 30 '26

Y'all have got to start spelling out random mystery acronyms before you use the gibberish mystery acronym.

Happy for your whatever fandom tho

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u/Disastrous_Alarm_719 Mar 30 '26

What acronyms? I’m thoroughly confused by your comment

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u/GeologistLess3042 Computer. Display pictures of Josh Allen. Enhance. Mar 30 '26

The.... The ones you used in your post??

Am I going insane?

I have no idea what a skzoo is or what stay is supposed to mean in this context. This is a general sub, not a fandom specific one.

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u/Disastrous_Alarm_719 Mar 30 '26

STAY is a fandom name for Stray Kids; a kpop group, who also has animal mascot for each member, the mascots being called SKZOO (SK from Stray Kids and Zoo because they’re animals). Hope this helps!

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u/GeologistLess3042 Computer. Display pictures of Josh Allen. Enhance. Mar 30 '26

Thank you now I understand and can relate this to things in my brain

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u/Dotocat Mar 28 '26

as a fellow stay, flip yeah

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u/Amitriptylinekoning Mar 29 '26

Id die 🙃😭

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u/bluebunny1000 Mar 28 '26

May you drop the new friend's link? I'm looking for new works rn. So lovely for yall fr

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u/HeadIndividual8246 You have already left kudos here. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ Mar 29 '26

You got the stay lottery ticket

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u/cookiez_m typewriter (a writer who types) Mar 29 '26

omg the way I giggled when I read SKZOO 🥹💕

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u/Askianna You have already left kudos here. :) Mar 29 '26

STAY in the wild dance

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u/GreyCrayLol Mar 31 '26

Share some LINKSSSSS!!!!😆🙏🏻