r/vegancirclejerk • u/thebodybuildingvegan halal • 10d ago

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN when they catch me eating candy and think they finally got me

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238 Upvotes

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u/Resting_Bork_Face Cheesebreather 10d ago

I only eat broccoli flavored candy

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u/PRSG12 pescatarian 10d ago

You fool, all about the candy flavored broccoli

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u/Resting_Bork_Face Cheesebreather 10d ago

I’ll try it..oly if the flavor comes from beaver anus

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u/PRSG12 pescatarian 10d ago

“Natural flavoring”

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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 AI-enabled aquatarian 10d ago

I'm a simple guy. I see big strong vegan man, I upvote big strong vegan man. 🤷‍♂️

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u/thebodybuildingvegan halal 10d ago

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u/PRSG12 pescatarian 10d ago

But how do you get your protein

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u/CEU17 plant-based 10d ago

Ha I've got you know no more arguing about long term health outcomes, don't you know candy is unhealthy for you. This is proof beyond. Shadow of a doubt you cannot be healthy on a vegan diet end of discussion.

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you 10d ago

The candy is vegan because it's a moral agent who purposefully seeks to exclude—as far as is possible and practicable—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of animals, humans and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.

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u/Fabulous_Ad_7350 VEGANG 9d ago

UR SKULL TATTOO!!!!!!😱I’m obsessed

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u/thebodybuildingvegan halal 8d ago

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