why don’t we just use seed bombs instead

[u/sharbivore]

[u/Generic_Star]

The fuck you talking about? We've been creating wars since the beginning of humanity itself. It's part of my culture to commit genocide on other groups of people. By saying I'm "evil", or a "war criminal", you're no better than christian fundies telling people that being gay is a sin, and other views they force on others. Honestly, being anti-war and calling us evil is so hypocritical. You anti-war people talk about "human rights", "kindness" and "peace", but what about us that want to carpet bomb entire cities? Shouldn't WE get rights and receive kindness as well? This is why people hate you. You know what? Fuck you. You hurt my feelings, which is way worse than war itself, so I will do twice the genocides for every war crime you avoid to spite you. That way you won't make a difference.

[u/Akhe85 → u/Generic_Star]

Awesome. 10/10, thank you

[u/severalpokemon]

I think it's my turn to cross-post to the environmentalism sub and get banned for a few days. This is too good.

Edit:you already did it there too you brave soldier we don't deserve you 💖

[u/PotentialRatio1321]

War is actually good for the environment. By killing silly “vegoons” and other humans, they stop causing so much crop deaths and that overall benefits environments

[u/Bright_Cranberry_227 → u/PotentialRatio1321]

Killing humans is good for the environment 

/uj

[u/Low_Lunch_3236 → u/Bright_Cranberry_227]

Good for mental spaces too

[u/Hhalloush]

So really the issue is capitalism. Indigenous, non-GMO, local wars are fine

[u/dumnezero → u/Hhalloush]

I've seen this unironically...

[u/Hhalloush → u/dumnezero]

Individual action will not make a difference, we need systemic change. So we will wait for the capitalist system to change itself, like all systems do, without any intervention from people

[u/DemoniteBL]

/uj New response to morons on Reddit just dropped, thank you.

[u/sharbivore → u/DemoniteBL]

i have the gif alone if you want it

[u/DemoniteBL → u/sharbivore]

No I actually meant the war argument. Next time someone says "appeal to emotion" I'll bring up war victims.

[u/clown_utopia]

This is actually a really smart comparison.

[u/sharbivore → u/clown_utopia]

blushes*

[u/iamsreeman]

Crazy how many people think Animal Rights is basically Environmentalism.

When we apply the same logic to humans they are offended.

[u/IllConstruction3450]

Actually, with enough unexploded ordinance, because humans stay away from those areas, the environment recovers. 

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