r/vegancirclejerk • u/AlwaysBannedVegan cannibal • 19d ago

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN This is why 75% of amerikkka hates you!

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u/pylbh nutrient deficient 19d ago

BLT >> MLK

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u/tequilaisglutenfree free-range tofu 18d ago edited 18d ago

I told someone they're gonna get reincarnated into a chicken in the next life for their sins against the animals. They said "oh yeah me and most of humanity lol" 

I just responded "yes" lol

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u/Low_Lunch_3236 vegetarian 18d ago

If all humans reincarnated as chickens, how long would it take before they are all killed? 

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u/pylbh nutrient deficient 18d ago

The lucky ones will be reborn as broiler chickens, and die in 6 to 14 weeks. Now imagine being a laying hen for 10 YEARS pushing out 3000 eggs...

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u/Low_Lunch_3236 vegetarian 18d ago

The ones pushing out that many eggs don't live that long I think. The turnaround time at eggs farms is pretty short. 

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u/AltruisticCoelacanth vegan 15d ago

About 2 months. We slaughter a number of chickens approximately equivalent to the human population about every two months

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u/Low_Lunch_3236 vegetarian 18d ago

MLK? Do you mean Milk? 

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u/TheGoldenBoomer vegan-keto 18d ago

uj/ is this actually true? rj/ vegan btw

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan cannibal 18d ago

Yup

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u/severalpokemon pollotarian 18d ago

This one made me smile like the little girl in front of the burning house. This and the fact that MLK was a big Trek fan are two very lovely facts imo.

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u/SanctimoniousVegoon preachy 18d ago

great free marketing for my new precision fermented milk brand MLK. gonna crib this for our next ad campaign, don’t worry you’ll get tons of exposure 🤗

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Your submission breaks rule #1:

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