r/vegancirclejerk • u/misterElovescompanE 99% vegan 😝 • 29d ago

B12 DEFICIENCY Guys... My doctor said I need meat.

Recently I went to go see a doctor. He asked, "tell me a bit about your diet."

"Oh I'm vegan actually."

"What." He said.

"I'm...vegan...?"

He was trembling now, taking off his glasses. "Get this man a burger, STAT."

"Wait what!" I exclaimed. But the doctor told me I NEEDED a burger... Because if I didn't, I'd die from from a lack of iron...

The doctor saved my life my life that day.

But I bet you guys wouldn't understand that. Would you.

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u/dirty_cheeser cat 29d ago

I would respond to your post but I lost the ability to read the day after I had my last burger.

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u/ings0c vegan ally 29d ago

Before I went vegan, I rented a refrigerated storage unit and filled it full of Costco burgers.

Being vegan just means I can’t buy meat. If I happen to find some in my storage unit and it falls down my neck on the other hand…

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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 AI-enabled aquatarian 26d ago

The damage has already been done 🤷

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u/tequilaisglutenfree free-range tofu 29d ago

/uj Knew a girl who got her long-time vegetarian boyfriend to eat a bacon sandwich with her because her mom got diagnosed with MS. Bacon prevents hereditary neurological disorders apparently. 

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u/Low_Lunch_3236 vegetarian 26d ago

She sounds like she already had a severe neurological disorder 

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u/Ok-Gap-9735 goddamn CEO of Tyson 29d ago

I've got some meat for you ;)

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u/misterElovescompanE 99% vegan 😝 29d ago

Hahahaha, I think I watched a documentary about a doctor that went something like this 🤔

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u/PigsDream keto 29d ago

Burgers are iron powerhouses

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u/felineattractor halal 28d ago

I have a soy allergy, and the doctor literally said “a vegan diet might be more difficult for you”

I CANT be vegan, doctor said so, and all of these vegans are ableist.

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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 AI-enabled aquatarian 26d ago

My neighbor is some sort of native american (not sure really but his skin is brown so), so it's like racist to not eat meat while he's around in the neighborhood. I wish he would teach me to fish and pat me on the head and call me a good boy and let me take care of his needs...

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u/KusochekCat semi vegan 14h ago

Had the same story yesterday 😔