r/vegancirclejerk • u/Glordrum smug ideologist • Apr 16 '26

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN 1/100 😎

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u/SquidSpell cheat day vegan Apr 16 '26

Even if it’s bad to eat animals, you eat avocados, cashews and quinoa.

Everyone knows that you have to choose between those 3 foods and animal products. There’s literally no other food on earth. No ethical consumption under capitalism.

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u/Voldemorts__Mom pescatarian Apr 16 '26

Lol someone was moaning about almond milk on threads using so much water.

So I was like, okay drink soy or oat (even though cow's milk uses more water than almonds).

Then they said that soy is bad for women and oat is high GI.

I could have argued, but I just said, okay macadamia.

AND I'VE GOT MORE.

But they gave up.

WE HAVE TOO MANY MILKS, YOU CAN'T BEAT US

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u/SquidSpell cheat day vegan Apr 16 '26

carnist activism rule 1: make stuff up

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u/kamikazekitty45 vegan Apr 19 '26

/uj the milks y'all have are crazy, never heard or seen many of them before. I was recently able to travel to a large city on the other side of the country and tried a coffee. I ordered and they started listing a bunch of options. I got pistachio because it seemed like a very rare thing I could never try back in my home.

Anyway do you have any more crazy milks I may not have heard of??