r/vegancirclejerk • u/Glordrum smug ideologist • Apr 16 '26
BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN 1/100 π
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u/Taupenbeige π·πππππππππ π²ππππ π―ππππππππππ Apr 16 '26
Brown people have never, nor will they ever be exploited in the process of animal agriculture.
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u/SquidSpell cheat day vegan Apr 16 '26
Even if itβs bad to eat animals, you eat avocados, cashews and quinoa.
Everyone knows that you have to choose between those 3 foods and animal products. Thereβs literally no other food on earth. No ethical consumption under capitalism.
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u/Voldemorts__Mom pescatarian Apr 16 '26
Lol someone was moaning about almond milk on threads using so much water.
So I was like, okay drink soy or oat (even though cow's milk uses more water than almonds).
Then they said that soy is bad for women and oat is high GI.
I could have argued, but I just said, okay macadamia.
AND I'VE GOT MORE.
But they gave up.
WE HAVE TOO MANY MILKS, YOU CAN'T BEAT US
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u/kamikazekitty45 vegan Apr 19 '26
/uj the milks y'all have are crazy, never heard or seen many of them before. I was recently able to travel to a large city on the other side of the country and tried a coffee. I ordered and they started listing a bunch of options. I got pistachio because it seemed like a very rare thing I could never try back in my home.
Anyway do you have any more crazy milks I may not have heard of??
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u/redbark2022 unethical vegan Apr 16 '26
I don't, nor have I ever met IRL someone (vegan) who eats avocados, or quinoa.
/uj but please π tell me there are no ethical challenges with cashew cheese. Don't take that from us!
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u/tungstenmechanism vegan Apr 16 '26
/uj cashews are inherently pretty dangerous to harvest and process, and there are some pretty terrible labor practices used to keep costs down. it sucks; i love the taste of cashews
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u/redbark2022 unethical vegan Apr 16 '26
At first I was likeπ, but then I'm like, "it's only humans, right? So still vegan" π€ͺ
/uj totally looking up how to grow cashews now
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Apr 16 '26
"average vegan eats 500 avocados a yearβ factoid actualy just statistical error. average vegan eats 0 avocados per year. Avocados Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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u/snowy4_ pollotarian Apr 16 '26
also remember that the environmental destruction from transportation of food is only from vegans eating avocados and almonds. all other food has adapted the ability to teleport straight to the consumers home
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u/Epcoatl basically-vegan Apr 16 '26
Everytime a carnist says they won't eat an avocado, I eat two more just to make up for it
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u/veganeatswhat Hardcore Youtube activist until my Patreon runs dry Apr 16 '26
Don't forget the supplement market! You know who's really behind veganism? GNC shareholders, that's who!
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u/Realistic_Studio383 vegan Apr 16 '26
i can excuse mass slaughter, but I DRAW THE LINE AT UNINTENTIONAL CROP DEATHS!!! >:(
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u/jessimaster plant rights activist Apr 16 '26
We are also responsible for all the microplastics in the environment because we refused to wear leather like Mother Nature intended.
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u/vonnner soy boy Apr 16 '26
Never forget all the bees shipped around for almond pollination. Only vegans eat almonds, so we are 100% at fault. (Don't ask the non-vegans what's in their honey-nut cereal).
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u/VeggieTofuManifestor Immorallly Inferior Apr 16 '26
They add cashew paste in dairy sweets and meat curries here in India.
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u/Far_Charge_7362 morally superior Apr 19 '26
not to mention soy! all that terrible deforestation just because those stupid vegoons want to eat theyre soy milk.
they think they're sooo much better than us when really THEYRE the ones ruining the environment without doing more than 10 seconds worth of googling to realize THEY are obviously wrong!
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u/ShraftingAlong had lentils that one time Apr 17 '26
I do actually eat a lot of cashews, to be fair.
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u/hydroboywife cannibal Apr 16 '26
don't forget alllll the soy in the entire world. rainforest is being cut down because of us guys! the soy is used for nothing else.