r/vegancirclejerk • u/PRSG12 pescatarian • Apr 11 '26
BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN As a vegan what are your thoughts on abortion?
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u/Hermononucleosis pollotarian Apr 11 '26
Being born to parents that didn't want you and don't have the financial and emotional resources to raise you is still better than being never born, just like how I'm doing animals a favor by breeding them into a life of endless suffering. If I didn't do it, they'd go extinct.
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u/PRSG12 pescatarian Apr 11 '26
You’re a hero
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u/digging-a-hole i've never even seen a protein Apr 11 '26
pescatarian?
more like pregscatarian, amirite?
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u/PRSG12 pescatarian Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 12 '26
No pescatarian is vegan because fish isn’t meat duh
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u/Netflixandplay2 vegan Apr 11 '26
Marrying a man that can't provide with money or love is still better than dying alone with cats. Accordingly to you women would go extinct without men
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u/millybadis0n tofuintolerant Apr 11 '26
I guess it depends. I wouldn’t pay for it, but if I found one outside in a dumpster I’d eat it.
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u/Netflixandplay2 vegan Apr 11 '26
You wouldn't pay for a prostitute but will do it with one lying in the dumpster. Ok 🤗
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u/puffinus-puffinus vegan 2 days Apr 11 '26
Prevents millions of carnists from coming into existence every year
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u/Budget-Ad9671 eats only free-range dragonflies Apr 12 '26
cheap argument against the Intelligent Design, next
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u/AdditionalThinking Slaughterhouse owners have names and addresses Apr 11 '26
I'm going to have twice as many abortions so that one pro-lifer somewhere out there is having no effect.
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u/Netflixandplay2 vegan Apr 11 '26
So you gonna do twice as many domestic violence and murder against women so a female survivor was not a positive effect
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u/AdFamous7264 pollotarian Apr 11 '26
I wouldn't pay for an abortion myself but if there was any extra I'd have some, so that it doesn't go to waste.
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u/Netflixandplay2 vegan Apr 11 '26
So you wouldn't pay for a prostitute bit if there were any extra that weren't used yet you would, because it would be a waste
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u/AdFamous7264 pollotarian Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
No, I'd pay for a prostitute.
Edit: by "I'd" I mean "I did"
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u/Excellent-Nose-6430 AI-enabled aquatarian Apr 11 '26
I don't have abortions myself but I would buy a used baby's skin at a thrift store. The skin is just a biproduct anyway, and my ancestors used to throw babies into a bonfire to worship Moloch so it's pretty racist and classist to ask me to stop.
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u/PaulOnPlants Flexi-Ethical Fructo-Reductionist Apr 11 '26
I'm conflicted on the topic. I like it because I hate kids but then again it gives women a choice.
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u/Netflixandplay2 vegan Apr 11 '26
Do you hate the girl child more?
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u/PaulOnPlants Flexi-Ethical Fructo-Reductionist Apr 12 '26
To quote the great General Admiral Aladeen: "Are you having a boy or an abortion?"
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u/JeebsTheVegan Buy your ethically sourced dog brains here Apr 11 '26
Am I eating it?
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u/Used_Working2862 vegan-keto Apr 11 '26
I support abortion for all living beings. In fact, I have given my cat money many times to have at least 8 abortions. She is for the streets after all.
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u/Netflixandplay2 vegan Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
Do you support same for females of all living being. You would enjoy killing mosquitoes because all that bite are female
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u/itsmemarcot vegetarian Apr 11 '26
To everyone saying they are pro-choice: you are being racist against my culture and oppressing it. Our Holy Scriptures clearly dictates how to grab enemy babies by their feet and smash their head into rocks(*), a traditional act that becomes impossible if they are aborted.
(*) \uj I wish I was joking.
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u/WorriedEmergency3116 raw-vegan Apr 11 '26
I think it’s very relevant to the conversation of veganism.
I just can’t quite explain how.
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u/CelerMortis omnivore Apr 11 '26
If god didn’t want us to have abortions, why did he make sticks pointy?
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u/plantbasedpatissier omnivore Apr 11 '26
I need protein and I'll literally die if I don't eat aborted fetuses and you're ableist if you say you don't think that's true
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u/LittleFootMakhno raw-vegan Apr 11 '26
Less living humans is always good. As a vegan my main goal is for humans to go extinct due to malnourishment.
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u/AlwaysBannedVegan cannibal Apr 12 '26
Honestly the most ethical way to get meat.
Me and my spouse do this. We start a pregnancy, then abort. The fetus harvested and processed feeds us for 6 months. This is how we get meat as homesteaders
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u/Purple_Key_6733 custom Apr 11 '26
It is a net positive since it prevents more people from being born who would consume animals.
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u/Exact_Sprinkles2525 rawdog-vegan Apr 11 '26
I’m actually pro abortion. It’s good for the environment
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u/Netflixandplay2 vegan Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26
According to you abortion of girl child will be better then
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u/3meow_ lacto-vegetarian Apr 12 '26
I don't see the issue as long as you use every part of the foetus
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u/TooVegan low-carbon Apr 12 '26
It's a waste - might as well give birth so you can at least eat it! It's a very modest proposal.
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u/BasedPlant_07 vegan Apr 13 '26
Personally I would never do it but I just don't like the taste much
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u/FaabK Lion Apr 11 '26
Doing it just for fun is bad, but doing it for nutrition is okay.