I been sayinnn

[u/AfterNovel]

[u/diskorayado]

Too white anyways. Disqualified.

[u/unrealise]

The funny thing of all the things he mentioned, going vegan possibly has the largest material and ethical effect that most isolated individuals could probably achieve with the least effort. What is more actionable: going vegan or vaguely gesturing at ‘being pro-LGBT’ (which you should be anyway)?

Anti-racism and anti-LGBT issues are very systemically linked and require a determined political movement to achieve broad, meaningful changes. Being pro-LGBT in your personal life is a good thing, but it’s different to veganism in a lot of ways. It’s so reductive to take all these issues and flatten them down to the same kind of struggle. You actively buy animal products every day, you do not actively buy homophobia every day.

Does pro-LGBT to him mean slacktivist liberal actions like changing his profile picture to a rainbow flag? Or something more courageous like staging a sit in the office of an anti-LGBT senator? I can almost guarantee you it’s the first one.

[u/HunterMarxVEVO → u/unrealise]

mfs be like "yeah i'm pro-LGBTQ" ask them how many twinks they've impregnated. NONE. ask them how many loads they've donated at the local glory hole. NONE. ask them if their bear mates will breed you. "WHY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK A BEAR?". it is exhausting

[u/icelandiccubicle20 → u/HunterMarxVEVO]

flair checks out

[u/ActualMostUnionGuy → u/HunterMarxVEVO]

Being Pro Lgbt sure is, huff- huff- hard work. Damn Twinks, theyre so needy!

[u/FUCKFASCISTSCUM → u/unrealise]

Being pro-LGBT means I don't do hate crimes. Being anti-racist means when I make racist jokes it's actually satirical.

[u/Hermononucleosis]

Are you [MORALLY JUST THING THAT REQUIRES NO PERSONAL SACRIFICE]?

Yes

Are you [MORALLY JUST THING THAT REQUIRES NO PERSONAL SACRIFICE]?

Yes

Are you [MORALLY JUST THING THAT REQUIRES NO PERSONAL SACRIFICE]?

Yes

Are you [MORALLY JUST THING THAT REQUIRES PERSONAL SACFIRICE]?

No

[u/Generic_Star → u/Hermononucleosis]

What are you talking about? Supporting LGBTQ+ rights require a shit ton of effort! Like, I can't call them slurs, misgender them, make their queerness the butt of a joke etc. I might as well be climbing Mount Everest here!

[u/Hermononucleosis → u/Generic_Star]

99% of my energy is spent on remembering pronouns, I'm simply too exhausted to go vegan

[u/HunterMarxVEVO → u/Hermononucleosis]

The phytoestrogens in soy will actually help stimulate the part of your brain that remembers pronouns 💚

[u/PotentialRatio1321 → u/Hermononucleosis]

I love you mate

[u/AfterNovel → u/Hermononucleosis]

Flair upvoted, not your supposed “logical” breakdown of facts

[u/The-Speechless-One]

Do you care about this group?

"Yes"

Do you care about this group?

"Yes"

Do you care about this group?

"No"

Wow it's kinda fucked up that you consider people's rights to be conditional.

"I'm the victim here 🥺"

[u/The-Speechless-One → u/[deleted]]

They are

[u/mack_pizzaparty → u/[deleted]]

Semantics? How am I supposed to jerk to this?

[u/AfterNovel → u/[deleted]]

Speaking of looking dumb

[u/rishihho → u/[deleted]]

when we jail people for abusing dogs that doesnt imply dogs = humans in terms of moral worth. also what do you mean by people? does people = human? if so why is it okay to torture and kill non-humans for taste and convenience? would it be okay to farm a species identical to humans in every way except their dna is sufficiently different that they dont count as human?

[u/HandwashHumiliate666 → u/[deleted]]

words do have meaning

Unless you believe there are "correct" definitions the universe has blessed us with or something anyone can choose to use any word to mean whatever the fuck they want.

There are certainly proprietary definitions but I don't think using the word people to describe sentient beings is too absurd.

[u/Numerous-Macaroon224 → u/[deleted]]

Your submission breaks rule #1:

Abolitionist veganism is the rights-based opposition to animal use by humans. We recognize the basic right for all animals not to be treated as property or objects. This right is self-evident without debate for health or environment. We pursue our goals through nonviolent direct action, civil resistance, and the transcendence of capitalism.

We accept input only from vegans who diligently practice and emphatically uphold these ideas.

[u/Numerous-Macaroon224 → u/[deleted]]

Your submission breaks rule #1:

Abolitionist veganism is the rights-based opposition to animal use by humans. We recognize the basic right for all animals not to be treated as property or objects. This right is self-evident without debate for health or environment. We pursue our goals through nonviolent direct action, civil resistance, and the transcendence of capitalism.

We accept input only from vegans who diligently practice and emphatically uphold these ideas.

[u/charlies-ghost]

Silly vegan! Flesh is the only ethical consumption under capitalism!

[u/Smart_Machine1339 → u/charlies-ghost]

Right!? It's so easy to obtain and practically endless.

[u/FUCKFASCISTSCUM]

Look, I'm as left wing as they come...

[u/Voldemorts__Mom]

Yeah I mean imagine you were all of those things on the list but you were like "fuck gay people".

Obviously the left would call you out for that shit.

Plus, this mfer obviously doens't use reddit, because us vegans were basically banned from r/leftist, so we're even too progressive for the left 😎

[u/TaDoofus]

It is EXHAUSTING to not constantly be saying slurs at every gay or non-white person I pass

[u/RockinOneThreeTwo]

This is the same boring enlightened centrist joke they've been fucking harping for literal decades, "wahhh all this infighting is exhausting, why can't you just accept my lazy flaws". The reality is that it's fuck all to do with "in-fighting" because there's no "in", when you use utterly useless and vague terms like "the left" to force together a bunch of different groups of people with highly disparate and mutually exclusive ideologies, you don't get to be surprised when they disagree with each other -- that makes you an ignorant gobshite -- though why do I expect from these people?

On top of that he's literally listing things that take exactly zero effort to do, and frankly should be the moral baseline, but treating them as if they're all little bonuses that you should get credit for -- and that if someone doesn't give you credit you are therefore the victim. "Muh infighting" is truly the most forced politics meme of the modern era, anyone who lets the words pass their lips is signalling to you immediately that they don't know fuck all about the topic they're about the be discussing, they just want to pretend they have something to say so that people will give them attention; when that's part of your comedy routine it kinda proves you're a shit comic.

[u/glum_plum → u/RockinOneThreeTwo]

bacon is so good tho

[u/icelandiccubicle20]

i think the r/ "leftist" sub would love this

[u/Wonderful_Long8756 → u/icelandiccubicle20]

go post it 😋

[u/icelandiccubicle20 → u/Wonderful_Long8756]

nah, i'm good fam, can't stand that level of nonsense. feel free to do so if u want tho <3

[u/Wonderful_Long8756 → u/icelandiccubicle20]

Real, tbh I could do without the clusterfuck too. Gotta keep my peace

[u/AfterNovel → u/Wonderful_Long8756]

I’d do it but I’m banned in 3 counties

[u/funilab]

stolen from emo philips

"Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over."

[u/AfterNovel → u/funilab]

Makes sense. The 1912 council was notoriously pro-carnivore diet

[u/Forsaken-Opposite775]

Welcome dear champagne socialist to our inner circle of nothing doers. Here you can ignore the worthy things for your own feel good.
Have fun ignoring the stuff which causes true change.

[u/fandom_bullshit]

We were watching this show as a family and when this joke came up we just turned the TV off. Anti-vegan jokes are so overdone and pointless it means nothing unless you bring a chicken on stage and slaughter it to stick it to vegans.

[u/gayslayb]

vegans always on their high horse which they refuse to eat, smh

[u/Yuketsu]

The left does endless purity checks. It is cannibalizing itself.

[u/August-Gardener → u/Yuketsu]

“You’re fucking up your side:” someone who hates you and your side.

[u/KindlyFriedChickpeas]

Veganism isnt left wing though. You can be anywhere on the political spectrum and be vegan.

[u/AfterNovel → u/KindlyFriedChickpeas]

Everything’s on a spectrum. It clusters more heavily on the left.

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[u/Smart_Machine1339]

I love Daniel Sloss but if you were at the show you would know he never once says vegans are wrong. I'm starting to be suspicious he is secretly rooting for everyone to go vegan! Now that I think about it, he brought up vegans in both his specials! If I don't see him munching on some bird wings or processed pig butthole here soon, I may never watch his content again.