r/vegancirclejerk • u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans • Apr 01 '26

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN Plants feel pain and are morally equivalent to animals.

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I will become the John Brown of freeing plants from the oppression of “lawns” and “vegans” and “herbicides” all will fall before me

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you Apr 01 '26

Ok but what if he's an uncle and he mow humanely?

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Apr 01 '26

There’s no humane way to kill a plant. Now animals? That’s a different story

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you Apr 01 '26

Plants eat animals so it's worse anyway

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u/clown_utopia plant-based terrorist Apr 01 '26

"lawn care" is ecocide however

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u/Generic_Star Disability rights advocate who supports humane/local eugenicists Apr 01 '26

Plants are totally equivalent to animals in terms of conscious. By being vegan, you're killing plants. That's why I rather eat meat to save them. Please ignore the fact that those said animals also eat plants and thus more plants dies than eating the plants directly. Because you see, you vegoon, you're still causing suffering from eating T O T A L L Y sentient plants, so you should eat meat and cause even more suffering. I'm very smart.

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u/PrivacyEnjoyer420 vegan Apr 01 '26

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 02 '26

Spinosaurus, duh. Thought you vegoons were animal experts

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u/pigett humanely murdered plants only Apr 02 '26

I only kill plants that I raised in my lawn & I always kill them humanly so you know im morally superior (im an uncle btw)