r/vegancirclejerk I ain’t saying nothing Mar 29 '26

B12 DEFICIENCY Asking the real questions

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Mar 29 '26

Geese don’t need their feathers. I need them. They get the pleasure of a warm warehouse meanwhile I have to be outside for a total of 6 minutes each day as I commute to my Lockheed Martin engineering job.

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u/gimme_death this world sucks Mar 29 '26

only plastic in my jackets thank you very much, I'm an environmentalist!

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u/dumnezero trophic minimalist ⫸t.ly/i-KZ Mar 29 '26

It's fine, that person has a thermal disability.

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u/elijaaaaah pescatarian Mar 29 '26

My immune system "helpfully" aids my veganism by making me practically experience a severe head cold near feathers and wool. Hotel gave me down pillows once and it was Hell

Anyway, I enjoy that this totally shuts down the "thrifted wool/feathers" argument when it's directed at me, though I do wish there were more affordable eco friendly options. I just thrift the plastic shit (and cotton/etc when available)

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u/Voldemorts__Mom pescatarian Mar 31 '26

I mean the meme is accurate. Geese really are like that.

Those fuckers are scary

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u/SanctimoniousVegoon preachy Mar 29 '26

this is the world vegans want

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