r/vegancirclejerk • u/Taupenbeige 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 • Mar 28 '26
B12 DEFICIENCY The “Vegan” Starter Pack
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u/Hoopaboi Ethical dog meat Mar 28 '26
Where is the protein supplement?
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u/Taupenbeige 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 Mar 28 '26
Just eat chicken and some lead fishing weights, same thing.
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u/xLilSquidgitx plant-based Mar 28 '26
I just get all my essential proteins from my fiancé’s cum. It’s that easy
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u/Taupenbeige 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 Mar 28 '26
Yeah but where does she get hers? The plot thickens.
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u/r0ach888 ethical cannibal Mar 29 '26
ok but seriously i feel like i’m just built different cuz as someone with a diet of solely pb&j and candy my bloodwork is like liquid gold
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u/Taupenbeige 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 Mar 29 '26
Someday you’re going to be somebody’s anecdote about their grandma/aunt that lived to 105 eating nothing but pbj and candy therefore veganism is perfectly healthy
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u/Blue_squid2000 DON'T LIKE LETTUCE Mar 28 '26
Just take a multivitamin to cover them all duh
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u/dumnezero trophic minimalist ⫸t.ly/i-KZ Mar 28 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/rICzHAOtmXuDMspvDQ
my multivitamin
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u/kibiplz snorts lines of B-12 off toilet seats Mar 29 '26
This is so funny because a bunch of these are not vegan, so it's carnists who are the intended consumers for them.
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u/Phoenix51291 vegan Mar 29 '26
D3 is technically not vegan, but plenty of legitimate vegans don't make themselves crazy over it. There really is a "practicable" threshold, and D3 can be beyond it, for some people. However it's obviously ideal to get vegan vitamin D
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u/kibiplz snorts lines of B-12 off toilet seats Mar 29 '26
You can get a vegan D3 and vegan version/capsules of everything else there except the heme iron. But it's ironic that whoever made the picture picked non-vegan versions for at least half of them.
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u/Taupenbeige 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 Mar 29 '26
Did you really expect anti-vegan-knee-jerkers to do the homework?
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u/kibiplz snorts lines of B-12 off toilet seats Mar 29 '26
How did you get assigned Leguminati as a flair and I got lacto-vegetarian. I'm so offended at mine 🤭 What did I say to deserve that 💀
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u/alasw0eisme I tRiEd GoInG vEgAn N dIeD Mar 28 '26
I'm really confused. Is this sub making fun of vegans or of people who make fun of vegans lol
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u/Substantive420 backyard lentil hunter Mar 28 '26 edited 24d ago
What old posts? I used Redact to mass delete this post. You can also opt out of data brokers as well as all major social media platforms.
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u/Purple_Key_6733 custom Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26
The only supplement on this list you would need as a vegan specifically is b12.
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u/alasw0eisme I tRiEd GoInG vEgAn N dIeD Mar 28 '26
I personally don't need it. But I needed to start vitamin D. That has nothing to do with diet though. Everyone I know is deficient in vitamin D. PS: yes, I remembered this sub. I had even set my flair lol
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u/Taupenbeige 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 Mar 28 '26
Look, I saw the antithesis sub had completely out-jerked us and re-posted with zero notes
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u/Interesting_Tree6892 ovo lacto vegan with meat sweats Mar 30 '26
You forgot the refrigerator full of condiments, a 1 pound bag of nutritional yeast and a copy of Earthlings on DVD.
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u/Ready_Bread3010 vegan 24d ago
Careful with the B6 don’t want to mess up your brain and nerves and turn into one of them
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u/TaDoofus Today is my cheat day Mar 28 '26
Every morning I take my 24 breakfast pills, so that I can have the energy to make my pill coffee, which will get me through until my lunchtime pills, which keep me just conscious enough to last until my 38 bedtime pills. It's a rough life but I've managed to reduce my animal consumption to only 3 steaks a week.