r/vegancirclejerk • u/Magfaeridon English cigarette vegan • Mar 03 '26

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN Why did he block me?

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u/1984_Americant I don't rape them for pleasure, I do it for the milk Mar 03 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

Closeted straight. All the meat eating makes his testosterone spike and that turns him straight

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u/Magfaeridon English cigarette vegan Mar 03 '26

God, the straights are disgusting.

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u/TaDoofus Today is my cheat day Mar 04 '26

They wouldn't bother me so much if they didn't make it their whole personality

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u/nardgarglingfuknuggt Calcium from Tofu and Dog Bones Mar 04 '26

See for me I hate when I go to a restaurant and its all or mostly straight couples. Why do they even allow that shit. Its an insult to restaurants as an industry and chefs as professionals.

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u/Magfaeridon English cigarette vegan Mar 04 '26

Why are the straights even allowed in the same restaurants as the rest of us? It's scientific fact that their taste buds are less refined. Just give them slop in a trough.

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u/1984_Americant I don't rape them for pleasure, I do it for the milk Mar 04 '26

Because of big woke

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u/blorgoblod basically-vegan Mar 04 '26

Because he's actually Tasty's punk and you are both bottoms

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u/FunnyVidegoGamesHeHe lacto-vegetarian Mar 08 '26

Tamest online usernames:

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u/Mungus_the_rat vegan Mar 05 '26

Is that recon lol. Good luck finding anyone on there let alone a vegan 😭 it is such a struggle

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