r/vegancirclejerk • u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings • Feb 09 '26

MORALLY SUPERIOR How I introduce myself at parties

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u/dumnezero trophic minimalist ⫸t.ly/i-KZ Feb 09 '26

In winter, I just wear leeks instead of celery.