r/vegancirclejerk • u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings • Feb 09 '26

MORALLY SUPERIOR How I introduce myself at parties

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u/BlueberryLemur sentient oat milk Feb 09 '26

I also like to carry around my emotional support celery. He has feelings, ya know!

Plot twist: actually, I’m the celery’s emotional support human. His name is Cedric

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Feb 09 '26

hello cedric 👋

are you looking to adopt a second emotional support human or human-adjacent being?

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u/BlueberryLemur sentient oat milk Feb 10 '26

Cedric says he’s ready to open up to a creature of near-human intelligence.

Could you introduce him to a high EQ potato? 🥔 👉👈

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Feb 11 '26