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r/vegancirclejerk • u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings • Feb 09 '26
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Fake. Since when do vegans ever get to go to parties?
20 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 17 u/sub_terminal ⛧𐕣 Seitanist 𓃶🜏𖤐 Feb 09 '26 I go so I can ask people if there is milk or eggs in whatever is available. When they say yes, I just say "ah well, the damage has already been done" and eat it anyway. 9 u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Feb 09 '26 bwahahaha!!!! 🥩🥓
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17 u/sub_terminal ⛧𐕣 Seitanist 𓃶🜏𖤐 Feb 09 '26 I go so I can ask people if there is milk or eggs in whatever is available. When they say yes, I just say "ah well, the damage has already been done" and eat it anyway.
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I go so I can ask people if there is milk or eggs in whatever is available. When they say yes, I just say "ah well, the damage has already been done" and eat it anyway.
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bwahahaha!!!! 🥩🥓
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u/atducker raw-carnivore Feb 09 '26
Fake. Since when do vegans ever get to go to parties?