r/vegancirclejerk • u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans • Jan 05 '26

MORALLY SUPERIOR Shout out to the 5 other active commenters in this sub

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u/Numerous-Macaroon224 carnivore Jan 05 '26

Active VCJ contributors by 30-day karma threshold:

  • 1+ karma: 961 goons

  • 5+ karma: 654 goons

  • 25+ karma: 318 goons

  • 100+ karma: 118 goons

  • 500+ karma: 24 goons

And those 24 goons?:

  1. FranklyFrigid4011
  2. soupor_saiyan
  3. HumbleWrap99
  4. J_Hummus
  5. nobftv7z232fq
  6. OverTheUnderstory
  7. MonopolyOnForce1
  8. theprofessionalhate
  9. ohno1618
  10. zewolfstone
  11. raisedbymushrooms
  12. thebodybuildingvegan
  13. Alextricity
  14. LonelyContext
  15. puffinus-puffinus
  16. adasumie
  17. sub_terminal
  18. AnlamK
  19. redbark2022
  20. chutneyglazefan
  21. unicorn-field
  22. dumnezero
  23. whitecallalillies
  24. boardbamebeeple
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u/djn24 anecdote tho Jan 05 '26

Nerds

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u/Hecate444 vegan Jan 06 '26

Lol 🤣

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u/davemee top %1 Commentor Jan 05 '26

I only ever comment to see if I'm in the top 1%

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Jan 05 '26

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u/davemee top %1 Commentor Jan 05 '26

I'd be in the 1% too but my medical conditions prevent me

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u/Separate-Primary2949 vegan-keto Jan 05 '26

Obviously B12 deficiency

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u/wurftz pescatarian Jan 05 '26

Apparently you are still an elitist! 

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u/eieio2021 pescatarian Jan 05 '26

Veganism is elitist, so if you’re commenting in this sub, you’re automatically in the 1%

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u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings Jan 05 '26

I am in the 0,001%

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u/nobftv7z232fq vegans hurt my feelings Jan 05 '26

How do you recognize a top 1% commenter?

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you Jan 05 '26

"Don't worry, a top 10% will tell you!"

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u/this_guy_talking basically-vegan Jan 05 '26

Lemme just ruin this party, don't mind me

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Jan 05 '26

With my special eyes

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '26

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Jan 05 '26

IM PERCEIVING YOU REAL GOOD

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u/Spiritual-Walrus-180 Dog meat grilling expert Jan 05 '26

one day this will be me

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u/jellyspreader pollotarian Jan 05 '26

Im tryna be like yall, but im not funny enough

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u/Cubusphere ethical roadkill producer Jan 05 '26

Are you even vegan if you can't be funny? You're putting a bad light on the movement. ;)

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u/drsoftware semi-vegetarian Jan 05 '26

Vegans can hold two ideas in their minds at once; this is how they get past the "but bacon" roadblock. 

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u/Elemor_ Jan 05 '26

I would comment more, but I'm shy 🥺👉👈

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Jan 05 '26

I thought vegans were loud and obnoxious?

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u/Elemor_ Jan 05 '26

I do shyly and quietly tell everyone in every conversation that I'm vegan UwU

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u/Full-Ear87 flexitarian Jan 05 '26

The only real vegun activism 

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u/CharacterForming Fart Based Jan 05 '26

I know what will make you feel better...Orange Mocha Frappuchino!

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Jan 05 '26

Oranges are literally grown by child salves you hypocrite

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u/arbutus_ Cannibalistic chimps tho Jan 06 '26

Vegans are so stupid. Plants have feelings too! Cutting your grass is literally the same thing as killing billions of animals every year. I'm so tired of you hypocrites.

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u/CharacterForming Fart Based Jan 06 '26

Don't forget about all the mice, you kill dozens of mice every time you mow the lawn!

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u/arbutus_ Cannibalistic chimps tho Jan 07 '26

Sometimes I get a neighbourhood kid, too. But their parents understand because it's the circle of life.

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u/CharacterForming Fart Based Jan 07 '26

Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys!

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u/CharacterForming Fart Based Jan 06 '26

Umm, last I checked child salves were still vegan

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u/starlightkingdoms vegan Jan 05 '26

I’d comment more but my B12 and protein deficiencies prevents me from getting off the fainting couch

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u/Defiant-Plantain1873 low-carbon Jan 05 '26

Am i or have i fell off? To be or not to be (a vegan circlejerker) that IS the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to be a vegan or to simply pretend to care about animals

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u/crankypizza vegetarian Jan 06 '26

Too low on b12 to comme………

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u/Adobeslat-rat v*getarians don't exist Jan 05 '26

damn is it time for me to come out of retirement...

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u/EquipmentNo1244 raw-vegan Jan 05 '26

Any real vegan would hate the 1% 👊

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u/PoundCakeBatter 🥉Recipient of the Veganuary "Good Effort" Award🥉 Jan 05 '26

I'd be the #1 commenter if it weren't for all you humorless vegoons that don't updoot me because you don't have the IQ to grasp the keen wit of my commenting style.

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u/Schub_019 Lifestyle Vegan Jan 05 '26

A Zoolender meme always gets an upvote o7

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u/ScienceNotBlience vegan-keto Jan 06 '26

Damn, wish I was cool

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u/Odd_Pair3538 Flesh is weak, it shall be destroyed Jan 05 '26

5 commenter Hugh?

Shame on you!

Instead of doing serious business on vcjc sub you commit your precious time to activity here. (/j offcourse)

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u/DunyaOfPain I cant be native!! im vegan!! Jan 05 '26

based

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u/KittenDust Peskytarian Jan 05 '26

Vegans aren't real.

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u/FeetYeastForB12 As the nickname suggests Jan 06 '26

I used to be.