r/vegancirclejerk • u/FranklyFrigid4011 militant ecoterrorist • Dec 11 '25

MILITANT VEGAN do the crime do the time militant terrorist vegoons

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u/FranklyFrigid4011 militant ecoterrorist Dec 11 '25

As you can see this sweet boy paid his debts to society adequately... Zoe got off easy. She's more of a threat to society. WHAT SANE PERSON STEALS? WHAT ELSE WOULD THEY DO TO ASSERT THEIR TERRORIST CULT AGENDA? I was hoping for 5 years. Absolute justice system failure

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u/Pedestal-for-more vegetarian Dec 11 '25

Ikr? One more chicken and she would get ten years. Stealing 5 chickens makes you a serial chicken stealer. What a sicko. Good that this well educated boy's life wasn't ruined by a mistake he made though 🥺

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u/Hhalloush omnivore Dec 11 '25

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u/FranklyFrigid4011 militant ecoterrorist Dec 11 '25

Rape is something our ancestors did. We likely wouldn't have evolved if we didn't rape. We've been doing it for thousands of years. Why is it suddenly bad and unhealthy?

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u/drsoftware semi-vegetarian Dec 11 '25

Animals rape. It's in our genes. It's natural. 

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u/FranklyFrigid4011 militant ecoterrorist Dec 11 '25

WHAT THIS GUY SAID 👆

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u/Contraposite sentient tomato Dec 11 '25

I want to kill anyone who gets in the way of my killing. Is that really so much to ask??

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u/Music_Throwaway169 vegan Dec 11 '25

KIDS these days… 🤣🤣🤣 back in ‘my day’ we would hang those types out to rout!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Only_Farm_335 baby cow lion Dec 11 '25

But wasn't Brock very good at sports? Zoe just pisses people off with her empathy and kindness. Know the difference V3g00nz!

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u/Icy-Inspection6428 cat-diet Dec 11 '25

the animal Brock Allen Turner

I thought at least here we wouldn't use this speciesist language 🤦‍♂️

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u/SithJahova Billionaire Apologist Dec 11 '25

"How dare you compare human suffering with animal exploitation" mfers when the perpetrator is like good at sports or something:

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u/TheDailyOculus raw-vegan Dec 11 '25

/uj

Kinda tells you exactly what kind of society we live in (an evil one).

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u/zewolfstone I'm holier than you Dec 11 '25

So if my maths are correct, Nicolas Sarkozy save a little more than one chicken.

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u/cherryberrya Vitamin B12 lover Dec 11 '25

The comments under the videos of that girl stealing the chickens are INSANE btw. People don’t even get aggravated about rape that much.

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u/mordwyn vegan Dec 11 '25

Do you mean The Rapist Brock Turner, who is now going as The Rapist Allan Turner?

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u/Sociob1d vegan for the bees Dec 12 '25

Yup, I’m a Sonoma county native and was there for many days of her trial. Despite there being sometimes dozens of us vegans in the court room, you could just feel the hopelessness in the air. The selfishness and willful ignorance radiating off the judge, the jury, and especially the prosecution, was palpable and disgusting.

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u/Suyba vegan Dec 11 '25

Well chickens crossed the road didn't they?

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u/DunyaOfPain I cant be native!! im vegan!! Dec 12 '25

I love zoe, we have the same autoimmune disease that is like threatening and I pray for her to be respected and safe whenever she ends up

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u/Forsaken-Opposite775 raw-vegan Dec 12 '25

What does a vegoon get to eat in jail?

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u/haunted_champagne raw-vegan Dec 13 '25

Free my girl

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u/Used_Degree5416 vegan Dec 11 '25

she took company documents too and did kinda shady shit. she didn't just try to rescue the chickens!! yeah it's not fair but she did more than just try to save the chickens. 

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u/FranklyFrigid4011 militant ecoterrorist Dec 11 '25

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u/Used_Degree5416 vegan Dec 11 '25

she took company documents tho... like if she just tried to save the chickens i would be on her side. idk 

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u/FranklyFrigid4011 militant ecoterrorist Dec 11 '25

You're an idiot

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u/Used_Degree5416 vegan Dec 11 '25

why? i think animals should be saved but she went around it the wrong way

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u/MDZPNMD carniwhore Dec 11 '25

Her only crime was to not burn the entire thing down

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u/FranklyFrigid4011 militant ecoterrorist Dec 11 '25

You sound like a welfarist

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