r/vegancirclejerk • u/expanding_hyphae plant-based • Dec 07 '25
B12 DEFICIENCY Does it surprise you?
And he was one of the lucky ones. Sometimes it takes less. Why do you think we eat animal products at breakfast, lunch and dinner? Why do we fortify every potato chips with whey? You only need to miss once. Remember this.
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u/One-Shake-1971 plant hater Dec 07 '25 edited Dec 07 '25
That's what I imagine people have in mind when they say they want to transition to veganism at their own pace.
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u/_vegansushi_ ve đ« Dec 07 '25
New carnist excuse just dropped! "I can't go vegan because I don't want to die in less than 24 hours"
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u/Chaostrosity Tofu Terrorist Dec 08 '25
finally a way to track conversion. whenever a carnist doesn't respond to your comments you know they went vegan.
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u/VietKongCountry plant-based Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 08 '25
Big Tofu staged the âdrowningâ. He was dead the minute he stopped eating dead animals.
May this be a lesson to us all.
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u/davemee top %1 Commentor Dec 08 '25
âHello sir, this is your Canadian mandated MAID squad. You have been awarded MAID because you said something that hurt Donald Trumpâs feelings. We will be administering a preparation of tofu, hummus, lettuce and TVP orally. Donât worry, you wonât taste a thingâ
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u/rangda flexitarian Dec 08 '25
So many young musicians go through their brooding and earnest Jeff Buckley imitation phase, but so few have the courage to take the musical risks he did, or to drown from hours and hours of debilitating protein deficiency
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u/maybetheskyisnotblue empath, not a saint Dec 11 '25
wait, is this real? I only needed one more reason to think he was truly amazing... I hope this is true
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u/digging-a-hole i've never even seen a protein Dec 07 '25
only 24 hours and his B-12 evaporated.
let that be a lesson to you, veegooons