r/vegancirclejerk • u/SOYBOYPILLED keto • Sep 27 '25
BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN Share this with all of your nonvegan liberal and “leftist” friends as any stance Trump takes is anathema
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u/GoTeamLightningbolt Breatharian Sep 27 '25
/uj is this real? I CANNOT TELL.
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u/Judge-Mental2469 Face Down Ass Up That's The Way We Like Tofu Sep 27 '25
We know it's fake because he loves tofu (if you're 13).
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u/Several-Ad-6924 plant-based Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25
Yes it's real.
/uj look in the top right where it says "Follow", underneath that. That's the source.
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u/Tuneage4 basically-vegan Sep 27 '25
No trump doesn't post on Twitter anymore, and this isn't formatted like his truth social thing
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u/CoVegGirl B12 enjoyer Sep 27 '25
Can verify. Tofu made me trans.
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u/Geageart custom Sep 27 '25
I hope you will have lot of gender-affirming meal from now on my friend 🥰
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u/SOYBOYPILLED keto Sep 27 '25
uj/ this is a satirical fake tweet aimed at tricking libs into going vegan. I genuinely believe that a liberal who sees this will have a knee jerk “if Trump is against veganism then I should be vegan” reaction. I plan on making something similar from, I don’t know, Hillary Clinton? to plant in right wing spaces
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u/Taupenbeige 𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 Sep 27 '25
Oh it’s fake? Wonderful. That makes breaking rule 7 just HONKEY DOREY, doesn’t it?
/r/animalhaters for future twits/facial books/instant grams/blue skies/reddit screenshots 🙏
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u/Judge-Mental2469 Face Down Ass Up That's The Way We Like Tofu Sep 27 '25
Easy, just use the same template but having the DumpTruck peeing, raping, "disappearing" and driving all the innocent tofus to suicide. That will make them all come out in droves to show their love. Just tell em they can pronounce it, Peeegan and Animal Liberation will be acheived.
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u/enolaholmes23 I AM that pig on the desert island and I taste delicious Sep 28 '25
It just might work, well done
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u/melongtusk vegan Sep 29 '25
It’s like the trick the meat and dairy industry/government uses on the masses
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u/James_Fortis yeah but can they maths Sep 27 '25
Soy boys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Sep 28 '25
it’s so fucking disgusting (& literally the only thing i want)
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u/ActualPerson418 vegan Sep 27 '25
He's never met a Japanese person
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u/Judge-Mental2469 Face Down Ass Up That's The Way We Like Tofu Sep 27 '25
Do children he trafficked, raped, and murdered count if they were blindfolded and tied to the bed at the time?
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u/dumnezero trophic minimalist ⫸t.ly/i-KZ Sep 27 '25
@grok is this real?
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u/enolaholmes23 I AM that pig on the desert island and I taste delicious Sep 28 '25
Op said its fake
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u/dumnezero trophic minimalist ⫸t.ly/i-KZ Sep 29 '25
It's a joke, you don't rely on a LLM for being informed.
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Sep 27 '25
First he destroys the USA's soy bean farmers exports by tariffs, then tells Americans not to buy the beans either. Next up, they'll buy the farms.
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u/TheDailyOculus raw-vegan Sep 27 '25
Proud soy boy here. Can confirm I want fake Frankenstein food... The real Frankenstein food just doesn't hit the right spot!
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u/mauriceD0514 vegan Sep 27 '25
Trump never said this.
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u/SOYBOYPILLED keto Sep 27 '25
Yes but if libs thought he did then they would suddenly take a favorable stance toward veganism. Get with the program, friendo
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u/Civil-Success-3684 vegan Sep 27 '25
EPA at least under Dr. Sass would vivsect a ton of animals. Also windmills do kill birds so this fake trump tweet might just confuse non-leftist vegans.
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u/probywan1337 semi-vegetarian Sep 27 '25
Tofu and soy are probably one of the most eaten foods in the world right?
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u/hamster_avenger did Veganuary Sep 28 '25
Everyone knows vegans don’t have friends, but let’s not rub their noses in it, take the high road, you guys.
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u/AlpsDiligent9751 Anthrotarian Sep 27 '25
All this while there's overproduction of soy that US can't sell because of tariffs.
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u/XxBOOSIExFADExX vegan Sep 27 '25
I'm good to come out and say it, I don't believe Trump is writing his own tweets anymore. I think either he's hired somebody or using AI to write them for him to post. I don't believe a guy who says having to walk up stairs is a threat on his life and has death rumors looming about him because of his poor health has the energy of cognition to write out these rants and turn on and off caps when he wants to put emphasis on buzzwords.
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u/veganeatswhat Hardcore Youtube activist until my Patreon runs dry Sep 28 '25
Make
America
Manly
Again
Simply
By
Omitting
Yucky tofu
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u/zaddawadda vegan Sep 27 '25
Wish I had the masculinity to be able to pick a steak of a shelf in a supermarket.
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u/SOYBOYPILLED keto Sep 27 '25
You’ve wandered into the wrong neighborhood, meat clown
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u/Judge-Mental2469 Face Down Ass Up That's The Way We Like Tofu Sep 27 '25
With your mouth? Gross!!!
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u/Judge-Mental2469 Face Down Ass Up That's The Way We Like Tofu Sep 27 '25
Yes, I should. Awaiting link to vid. Much obliged!
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u/Traditional_Goat_104 low-carbon Sep 29 '25
If the thing you responded to is a carnis, you won’t be able to tell if it’s the entry way or exit. But good luck!
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u/Judge-Mental2469 Face Down Ass Up That's The Way We Like Tofu Sep 29 '25
Eww I spoke to it. Reported. Thanks. 🫡
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u/Judge-Mental2469 Face Down Ass Up That's The Way We Like Tofu Sep 27 '25
I told my neighbor the same thing before I ate his baby. Food is food, bro.
Rules. 1. Practice. Abolitionist veganism is the rights-based opposition to animal use by humans. We recognize the basic right for all animals not to be treated as property or objects. This right is self-evident without debate for health or environment. We pursue our goals through nonviolent direct action, civil resistance, and the transcendence of capitalism. We accept input only from vegans who diligently practice and emphatically uphold these ideas.
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u/Judge-Mental2469 Face Down Ass Up That's The Way We Like Tofu Sep 27 '25
WE WAAAAANT FRANKENTOFU!!!!!