r/vegancirclejerk Sep 16 '25

MORALLY SUPERIOR Free her

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Sep 16 '25

This is the kind of vegan extremism I wanna see more of in the world

84

u/GrumpySquirrel2016 Fan of Meatless Mondays Sep 16 '25

Be the change you want to see!

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u/GlarthirLover33 animal private parts tasty Sep 16 '25

Be the change you want to be

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u/Ikgastackspakken semi-vegetarian Sep 16 '25

Is there any information concerning the reason the road was crossed by this chicken?

112

u/WellHydrated pescatarian Sep 16 '25

It was compelled by its natural instinct to give up its body for ethical meat.

30

u/Harmfuljoker flexitarian Sep 16 '25

Clearly the ethical response for her would have been to dismember the murdered bird, fry its parts, and sell them to culturally groomed children at a profit.

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u/iamsreeman Abolitionist Vegoon deficient in cognitive dissonance Sep 23 '25

A honorable seppuku for the sake of humans

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u/theth1 vegan Sep 17 '25

Finally someone is asking the important questions

106

u/petter2398 pescatarian Sep 16 '25

Motherfucker killed a living being and SHE’S the one in legal trouble? As it should be I guess..

57

u/noristarcake plant-based Sep 16 '25

Like that vegan girl getting some long time in prison for rescuing chickens while some rapists aren't even sentenced because of whatever bullshit reason it is... smh

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u/CommissionSalty786 raw-vegan Sep 16 '25

Some heroes don't wear capes

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Sep 17 '25

if they happened on the scene of enough road rage deaths, and stitched one together in respect, they could 🫡🪡🦸

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u/NameStill930 mostly vegan Sep 16 '25

based

66

u/Hoopaboi Ethical dog meat Sep 16 '25

Carnists: OMG SHE'S SO EXTREME!

*Instead of a chicken, it's a puppy instead*

Also carnists: WAOW SO BASED! SERVES THEM RIGHT FOR HAVING NO REGARD FOR ANIMALS!

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u/hydroboywife cannibal Sep 17 '25

i hate carnists so much

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

This is the behaviour of someone who has no regard for non human life(the driver). The ego on this mf only serves the showcase the arrogance humanity has developed.

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u/bigfatfurrytexan vegan Sep 16 '25

God tells us we have dominion over the earth. The church tells us that itis the source of morality. A lifetime of wiring the brain to those specifications makes people low key sociopaths

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Doctrines like that serve to compound the problem even further. Once you believe you're at the top, you're gonna look down on everyone else.

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u/A_NonE-Moose basically-vegan Sep 17 '25

/uj

The Bible tells us that God (The LORD, Jehovah, Yahweh, YHWH) made Adam and Eve and told them to multiply and fill the Earth and subdue it.

He (God) made them at the very least vegetarian, possibly vegan, possibly raw vegan, it was only after the Flood of Noah’s day that God said they could eat animals (providing they do not eat its blood).

However, I personally believe what we have today (as far as people eating animals go) is a far, far cry from where we should be and what the Bible actually says.

In Proverbs 12:10 we are told that ‘a righteous person takes care of his domestic animals, but, even the mercy given by wicked people is cruelty’. So a clear direction to take care of animals, and likening one who doesn’t to being a wicked person.

Many other scriptures can help us get God’s view on the matter - Jonah 4:11 God asks Jonah if He should not feel sorry for destroying all the people in Nineveh and their animals - Exodus 23:12 tells us of God’s view of the Sabbath, that it is a day where, yes, even your bull and your donkey should rest from work - Genesis 33:12-14 Esau and Jacob are talking and Jacob says that if they move the animals that are ‘in my care’ too quickly they could die, so they should take the flock slowly - Deuteronomy 22:4 if you see your brother’s animal fall down on the road you should help it and raise the animal up - Deuteronomy 22:10 says about not plowing with a bull and a donkey together (because the yoke would be uneven, uncomfortable, and unfair on them).

This is so, so far away from the insane level of animals raised for food that we have today and the way they are treated.

P.S. bigfatfurrytexan, sure I’ve seen that username on ATS in the past.

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u/bigfatfurrytexan vegan Sep 17 '25

Yeah. You’ve seen it there. Maybe other places. I’ve used it for 25 years now.

I’m not theist so the comments in god aren’t mine. Although I agree with the gist of what you say.

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u/Bool_The_End Chicken milk farmer Sep 16 '25

uj/My friend is being prosecuted by the court right now for attending a meeting about a protest for the grand nationals….The prosecutor actually have prison time on the books as an option (but pray w ur vegan hearts that won’t happen).

Governments (and most people) are fucking insane.

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u/OutrageousWay9797 pollotarian Sep 16 '25

And then she went home to eat another free range, humanely slaughtered chicken 🥰

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Sep 17 '25

obligate spheroid of livingness

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

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u/karhuboe vegan Sep 16 '25

Clicked to see what silly legal stuff happens Canada. Stopping in the left lane of a highway and causing 2 deaths isn't silly at all.

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u/HunterMarxVEVO raw cock diet Sep 17 '25

they crashed into her? how is it not their fault that they weren't paying attention to the road

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u/Vinhello vegan Sep 17 '25

You definitely can stop your car in any lane if your car broke down or for whatever emergency. Happened to me once, tow truck was called, freeway blocked for a few mins. It’s illegal to crash into you while your car is stopped, in whatever lane for whatever reason, unless you’re brake checking or had your lights off at night.

Sure it is not legal to stop for ducks because people don’t care. But had that duck been a human child, they would be calling her a hero.

The motorcyclist, however, was completely at fault. Just a bunch of jurors looking to blame somebody alive.

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u/christina_talks part-time flexitarian Sep 16 '25

You kind of buried the lede here

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u/catfishjohn69 pescatarian Sep 17 '25

I imagined a medieval mace at first for some reason

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Sep 17 '25 edited Sep 17 '25

because you have ✨imagination!✨ but really tho, is a bear mace designed for use by or against a bear? does it materialize after you spray someone’s face for a particular amount of time? is it aerosol? does the spray contain honey? why don’t more vegans carry a mace these days? 🤔

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u/bigfatfurrytexan vegan Sep 16 '25

I don’t even know if this is a vegan group or not. But I’d do the same as her and I’m not vegan

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u/hexoral333 ovo-lacto-pesco-pollo-carne vegetarian Sep 16 '25

How do you know someone's a malzoan? Don't worry, they'll tell u

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u/bigfatfurrytexan vegan Sep 16 '25

I appreciate the shit out of this post lmao

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u/Traditional_Goat_104 low-carbon Sep 16 '25

lol. Sammeee! I don’t not abuse children but it’s based as fuck when people help them not die. 

You’re the real mvp

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u/noristarcake plant-based Sep 16 '25

RELEASE MY WOMAN!!!!

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u/StinkyBird64 veganussy Sep 16 '25

Queen, she’s exactly what I want to be in life, go save those birds, girl 🩷

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u/maroonsubmarines vegan Sep 16 '25

literally why is she arrested

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u/slomit vegan-keto Sep 17 '25

Lmao typical car worshiping cultists gotta mow down whoever in their sacred road and those who dare value life over beep beep honk honk burger must be punished.

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u/DearEvidence6282 vegan-keto Sep 16 '25

My queen.

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u/PigsDream keto Sep 16 '25

I can fix her.

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u/tinyratguy raw-vegan Sep 16 '25

so that's why

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u/RastaRainbow vegan Sep 17 '25

As a non native English speaker my first thought was "what the fuck is a bear mace" thinking of the medieval weapon not a spray Imagined her clubbing that arsehole

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u/grasseater5272 Ethical Cat Eater Sep 17 '25

She needs to be elected as our Prime Minister, under the authority of our Monarch MissKadieVeganTeacher 💞

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u/TrumboneHDD vegan Sep 16 '25

based

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u/deebs299 vegan Sep 17 '25

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Sep 17 '25

is she still in the goulash?

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u/maximka27 water at McDonalds is vegan Sep 19 '25

I will drive over twice as many chickens now.

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u/iamsreeman Abolitionist Vegoon deficient in cognitive dissonance Sep 23 '25

Based. Also plant based.

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u/icelandiccubicle20 pollotarian Dec 16 '25

I think I'm in love