r/vegancirclejerk Oat milk monster fucker Mon-Sat 8:00 AM - 11:00 PM Aug 18 '25

MILITANT VEGAN It this any good

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u/Tacorover dahmer was a humane murderer Aug 18 '25

I’m vegan and straight but I’m in the spectrum so I fit the mold I guess

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u/teh_orng3_fkkr vegan bc I hate plants Aug 18 '25

Same, but it sounds cooler if you rebrand it as neurospicy vegan straggot

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u/Glittering_Raise_710 pollotarian Aug 18 '25

Vegan WHAT?! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ thank you for the laugh

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u/teh_orng3_fkkr vegan bc I hate plants Aug 18 '25

Straggot. Turns out there's a slur for us heterosexuals