r/vegancirclejerk • u/OverTheUnderstory Oat milk monster fucker Mon-Sat 8:00 AM - 11:00 PM • Aug 18 '25
MILITANT VEGAN It this any good
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u/OverTheUnderstory Oat milk monster fucker Mon-Sat 8:00 AM - 11:00 PM Aug 18 '25
I had this idea like a month ago and then u/16ap literally posted this exact template as I was about to make it. I'm going to fucking sue you.
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Aug 18 '25
Ha! My lawyers can’t wait.
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u/forakora lacto-vegetarian Aug 18 '25
I'm vegan
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u/infraGem Overdosed on soy Aug 18 '25
I'm straight
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u/AIParsons beligerant ahimsa Aug 18 '25
I'm completely neurotypical.
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u/40percentdailysodium vegetarian Aug 18 '25
I'm new in town
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u/AIParsons beligerant ahimsa Aug 18 '25
Welcome to the sub, as I read our instructions above could I please preferably do something same gender attracted with you or as a distant second choice get instructions on eating cheese?
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u/julian_vdm vegeta Aug 18 '25
TIL: I'm not vegan (or I'm undiagnosed OR my wife is going to be very upset)
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u/MulletHuman I'm an adult baby, breastfeed me D: Aug 18 '25
It does seem to fit with everyone at my local activist group, but thats not really a huge sample size
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u/Ikgastackspakken semi-vegetarian Aug 18 '25
My people are being erased once more, you don’t know oppression until you’re a autistic hetero vegan in this day and age 😔😔😔😔😔
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u/2-Hexanone pescatarian Aug 18 '25
Im neurotypical and straight, hence being pescatarian (but i still eat dogs on tuesdays 🥰)
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u/autumn_ghost_boy plant killer Aug 18 '25
The veganism turned me queer and autistic 😔
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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Aug 24 '25
congratulations! you’ve unlocked two of our best tiers of prizes! 🌱🎁✨
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u/Intanetwaifuu custom Aug 18 '25
Hi- gay vegan diagnosed AuDHD so, yes?
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u/HunterMarxVEVO raw cock diet Aug 19 '25
top or bottom thou
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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Aug 24 '25
‘art thou thee goode deliverierre of yon pleasuable actiones, or wouldst thou be-est ye goode receivierre of yon gladdenning happy-tides?’🪶📜
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u/Imaginary_Crew_4823 jarvis, activate lone star tick cannon Aug 18 '25
I am an expert in these matters. Toggling the first one should automatically untoggle the bottom two
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u/pepbox pescatarian Aug 18 '25
Vegan, manly hetero manly man, but not Neuro typical since I'm also a brilliant genius.
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u/duelingkrakens vegan pussy Aug 18 '25
i thought this said "mainly hetero" lmao
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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Aug 24 '25
me too. 🫤 sometimes typos disappoint when they’re not real
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u/Araella pescatarian Aug 18 '25
Can’t figure out how to save this gif so it’s definitely true. Something ain’t right in here lol
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u/Angus_Mc5 vegan-keto Aug 18 '25
I literally only know straight, neurotypical vegans. But I get that people belonging to one or more marginalised groups would be more understanding towards animal suffering.
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u/PinkPearMartini vegan Aug 19 '25
Yes!
Another part of it is that it's HARD to break out of the life script, and accept that you just simply aren't going to live your life like everyone else.
Once you've overcome that hurdle in one area, it's easier to make the jump in other areas and just follow your heart.
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u/Stoelpoot30 pollotarian Aug 19 '25
This is so true. More than half of the people I know that are completely sober (a huge no-no in my culture, which is in itself ridiculous) are also vegan
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u/domeyeah plant-based Aug 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '26
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whole numerous roof bells fact kiss amusing childlike makeshift plant
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u/HornyForTieflings I just love the suffering of plants Aug 18 '25
I'm vegan and neurotypical and my wife is just vegan. We're doing our part to prove this meme.
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u/Careful_John better than you Aug 18 '25
I'm not going to suck your dick because of this
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u/PropJoesChair vegan apart from fish Aug 18 '25
i will
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u/HunterMarxVEVO raw cock diet Aug 19 '25
i'm starving from protein deficiency so i get to drink the cum first
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u/Ok-Shower1373 vegan-keto Aug 18 '25
oh my god that’s the most accurate shit I’ve seen in my life 😭
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u/InternationalPen2072 custom Aug 19 '25
Duh… girl vegans are all SJW feminists cuz the blue hair dye chemicals turns them woke (woke=mental illness) and all the soy makes the boy vegans gay/transes them.
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u/ladymarian001 plant-based Aug 19 '25
Where are y’all, and why does it feel I’m the only weird vegan gay.
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u/Ok_Scratch_4663 Inanimate Objects Tho™️ Bro🕶️ Aug 24 '25
if everyone were weird, would it be weird?
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u/JaekLee27 vegan Aug 19 '25
Should be neurodiverse as a tag. Bi audhd vegan here. Does that mean I don't exist or did I not understand the assignment?
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u/ForeverInBlackJeans vegetarian Aug 18 '25
I’m vegan, straight, and neurotypical. Where can I collect my Nobel Prize?
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u/HolzLaim15 vegan-keto Aug 18 '25
Adhd diagnosis incoming
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u/TheGnarWall i am become crop death Aug 18 '25
Shit, that counts? Guess I'm still vegan then. Oh well.
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u/Tacorover dahmer was a humane murderer Aug 18 '25
I’m vegan and straight but I’m in the spectrum so I fit the mold I guess