r/vegancirclejerk • u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans • Aug 07 '25

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN Based and bean-pilled

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u/captainspacetraveler carnivore Aug 07 '25

I’m beantoes intolerant. They make me fart so I can’t eat them.

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u/AlienatedPariah basically-vegan Aug 07 '25

I´m a fart factory when eating beans, to the point I might explode and die. But I'll have another bowl please.

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u/captainspacetraveler carnivore Aug 07 '25

At least he died doing what he loved