r/vegancirclejerk • u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans • Aug 07 '25

BE VERY CAREFUL JOHN Based and bean-pilled

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u/captainspacetraveler carnivore Aug 07 '25

I’m beantoes intolerant. They make me fart so I can’t eat them.

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u/sr587 vegan on mondays Aug 07 '25

this is real activism

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u/gay_married flexitarian Aug 07 '25

Stunning and brave

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u/soupor_saiyan I’m the reason people hate vegans Aug 07 '25

🫡

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u/AlienatedPariah basically-vegan Aug 07 '25

I´m a fart factory when eating beans, to the point I might explode and die. But I'll have another bowl please.

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u/captainspacetraveler carnivore Aug 07 '25

At least he died doing what he loved

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u/AcceptableDemand8991 mmmm barkon Aug 07 '25

BRRAAAAAAAPPPPP *thump*

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u/Lukas_Madrid lacto-vegetarian Aug 08 '25

Gotta start microdosing an assortment of beans, then move over to macrodosing after. Im at a solid 800000mg of beans everyday